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jasonir · 01-28-2004, 10:11 PM

http://home.adelphia.net/~alwin/shebangs.wmv

GTS Mark · 01-28-2004, 10:13 PM

LOL! That guy should have made it all the way!! I can't believe they turned him down!!!

DH

sickkittens · 01-28-2004, 10:13 PM

He's my idol!

PattyeCake* · 01-28-2004, 10:15 PM

LMAO

You have to admit the guy is Brave

sickkittens · 01-28-2004, 10:15 PM

What I want to know is why did Simon stop him? That's pure entertainment right there.

BradShaw · 01-28-2004, 10:16 PM

He was the fucking best!

finlo · 01-28-2004, 10:18 PM

I love it when he said he had no formal music training...classic

psyko514 · 01-28-2004, 10:18 PM

his pants must be hiding a set of big balls.

wdsguy · 01-28-2004, 10:19 PM

Spunky · 01-28-2004, 10:20 PM

Luc ?

radical · 01-28-2004, 10:21 PM

hahahahahaha

KRL · 01-28-2004, 10:22 PM

There's no business like show business like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing, everything that traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are stealing that extra bow

There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low
Even with a turkey that you know will fold, you may be stranded out in the cold
Still you wouldn't change it for a sack of gold, let's go on with the show

The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Are secretly unhappy men because
The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Get paid for what they do but no applause.
They'd gladly bid their dreary jobs goodbye for anything theatrical and why?

There's no business like show business and I tell you it's so
Traveling through the country is so thrilling, standing out in front on opening nights
Smiling as you watch the theater filling, and there's your billing out there in lights

There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low
Angels come from everywhere with lots of jack, and when you lose it, there's no attack
Where could you get money that you don't give back? Let's go on with the show

(There's no business like show business like no business I know)
You get word before the show has started that your favorite uncle died at dawn
Top of that, your pa and ma have parted, you're broken-hearted, but you go on

(There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low)
Yesterday they told you you would not go far, that night you open and there you are
Next day on your dressing room they've hung a star, let's go on with the show!!

Billy-HiRise · 01-28-2004, 10:25 PM

Now I know why Brad sent me this in ICQ.. at first I thought it was Great : )

MuleScrote · 01-28-2004, 10:27 PM

He was fucking awesome....

sake · 01-28-2004, 10:28 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is some funny shit!

B40 · 01-28-2004, 10:28 PM

Classic haha...thanks for the link...I missed it on TV

Any other good American Idol clips?

Furious_Male · 01-28-2004, 10:30 PM

He was funny. At first I thought he had Downs Syndrom or something. Turns out the guy is getting well educated.

Gotta love the way Paula just smiles and plays along.

SilverTab · 01-28-2004, 10:32 PM

He was damn great....
The girl who "discovered" a new note was awesome too....

Basic_man · 01-28-2004, 10:33 PM

!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

jasonir · 01-28-2004, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
He was damn great....
The girl who "discovered" a new note was awesome too....

"Scat Girl" hahahha.

"Now we are up to Scat Girl. Not Scooter Girl, but Scat Girl. Randy explains what scatting is and that it's mostly used by jazz musicians. Jacqueline Roman is the girl's given name and she declares that she will sing the jazz standard, Route 66. What she "sings" sounds nothing like Route 66, a major feat since this is a jazz song and somewhat loose in its arrangement. She frankly sounds like she's singing what people sing when they don't know the words to a song. I think I heard the words Route 66 once, but everything else is unintelligible garbage. Simon looks supremely bored while the other two have collapsed in laughter. She is crushed when she finds out she will not be going to Hollywood."

block · 01-28-2004, 10:35 PM

Is that luclonely? lol thats some funny shit.

jasonir · 01-28-2004, 10:36 PM

Found a great site with more clips... including Scat Girl.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/televis...l-premiere.htm

cigarettetrio · 01-28-2004, 10:40 PM

does anyone have a video of some guy adam something doing a cover song by bleeding kansas

bret · 01-28-2004, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
his pants must be hiding a set of big balls.

the guy's name is William Hung...

mardigras · 01-28-2004, 10:42 PM

When I watched him I had a feeling that he probably in the past got a great reaction doing that song at karaoke. After a few beers and add the music he would probably be the highlight of the night

block · 01-28-2004, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bret

the guy's name is William Hung...

Ah well at least he didn't have a bad attitude like some of the other ones that sucked bad.

B40 · 01-28-2004, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasonir
Found a great site with more clips... including Scat Girl.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/televis...l-premiere.htm

Blah I hate RM

flashfire · 01-28-2004, 10:45 PM

That guy made me laugh out load for 5 minutes straight!

jasonir · 01-28-2004, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40

Blah I hate RM

Same here.

Babagirls · 01-28-2004, 10:57 PM

that was funny

laura99 · 01-28-2004, 10:59 PM

I loved his little dance. Can't believe they covered their faces and missed the dance.

Makingcoin · 01-28-2004, 11:00 PM

Any more like this guy. That was hilarious.

stevecore · 01-28-2004, 11:09 PM

that hook is now my new answering machine message

bdld · 01-28-2004, 11:52 PM

He was hilarious, best part of the show.

Babagirls · 01-28-2004, 11:54 PM

i think i about pissed my panties......you gotta love him though, he was so sweet

Jakez · 01-28-2004, 11:59 PM

God, they have some real idiots on there.

boardersweetie · 01-29-2004, 12:03 AM

some of the people who audition have to mentally incapacitated to think they were actually going to be an american idol. funny as hell though.

SYNIKAL · 01-29-2004, 12:03 AM

That Shit Was Hilarious

He Made Great TV

CDSmith · 01-29-2004, 12:10 AM

That guy took rejection pretty well, but I swear some of these people are so blind to their lack of talent they would literally let themselves be put up on stage in a packed arena and go on thinking they can sing. Proof that the lure of fame & fortune breeds insanity and deafness.

Babagirls · 01-29-2004, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
That guy took rejection pretty well, but I swear some of these people are so blind to their lack of talent they would literally let themselves be put up on stage in a packed arena and go on thinking they can sing. Proof that the lure of fame & fortune breeds insanity and deafness.

Did you see the fat black girl on the first episode where Simon bet her to go to bar & sing?? Everyone in the bar left except one black guy who said she was good LMAO

AbulletAway · 01-29-2004, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
That guy took rejection pretty well, but I swear some of these people are so blind to their lack of talent they would literally let themselves be put up on stage in a packed arena and go on thinking they can sing. Proof that the lure of fame & fortune breeds insanity and deafness.

LOL I couldn?t agree more. It amazes what these people are thinking sometimes. But in this guy's case I can almost understand why he did it. He just seemed so naive and innocent. He just has this dream and thought he'd take a chance. I can respect that.

But damn that was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. I felt bad for him but it was just too classic.

On-top · 01-29-2004, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by finlo
I love it when he said he had no formal music training...classic

Indeed.

dicknixon · 01-29-2004, 12:26 AM

Oh . . that's just fucking sad . . poor mr. hung.

CDSmith · 01-29-2004, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
Did you see the fat black girl on the first episode where Simon bet her to go to bar & sing?? Everyone in the bar left except one black guy who said she was good LMAO

No, but last week I saw this other girl who insisted she was good and could sing and that people loved her. It was annoyingly amusing...... so Simon sent her to the nearest mall to get 10 people to come back and vouch for her singing ability. She tried and tried, sang loudly in front of all who would listen..... then the people were interviewed and they ALL hated her... not fucking one person liked it. She went back to the studio, was obviously rejected finally, whereupon she STILL bitched at the camera that she had talent.

Un fucking believeable. People like that really need to be shot dead and put out of their misery.

onlymovies · 01-29-2004, 12:29 AM

The guy has got some balls to get up there and do that. Funny clip.

jasonir · 01-29-2004, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
No, but last week I saw this other girl who insisted she was good and could sing and that people loved her. It was annoyingly amusing...... so Simon sent her to the nearest mall to get 10 people to come back and vouch for her singing ability. She tried and tried, sang loudly in front of all who would listen..... then the people were interviewed and they ALL hated her... not fucking one person liked it. She went back to the studio, was obviously rejected finally, whereupon she STILL bitched at the camera that she had talent.

Un fucking believeable. People like that really need to be shot dead and put out of their misery.

That was hilarious. People started leaving one by one... then in droves. Her singing really really sucked.

Vitasoy · 01-29-2004, 12:30 AM

Muahah, nice

Argoz · 01-29-2004, 01:12 AM

Oh shit

eiht_98 · 01-29-2004, 01:32 AM

is this guy for real?

foolio · 01-29-2004, 01:35 AM

whoa..........

just proves some people will do anything to get on TV these days...

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