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  • Rictor
    Old Timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 12208

    #1

    My wife has pink eye

    What are the odds she is sleeping with Scott Baio?
  • picpile
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 734

    #2
    which whore that you fucked had it?

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    • Rictor
      Old Timer
      • Jan 2001
      • 12208

      #3
      I don't have it so none of my whores. I just hope I don't get it.

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      • Snowman
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2004
        • 235

        #4
        I'd say they are at least 9/10

        Watch yo back, fool

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        • jimthefiend
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 18889

          #5
          time to put her down then i reckon

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          • cigarettetrio
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 185

            #6
            pink eye sucks.
            punch queen latifah in the throat.

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            • overlord
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 3670

              #7
              Did you check the pool guy?

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              • JunkyardDog
                Confirmed User
                • May 2001
                • 788

                #8
                I have had pink eye twice and it totally sucks. I feel for her.

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                • stocktrader23
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 18781

                  #9
                  Better than brown eye!


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                  • Los
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 427

                    #10
                    i'd get the hell away from her

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                    •  Smokey The Bear 
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 3880

                      #11
                      Originally posted by stocktrader23
                      Better than brown eye!

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                      • B40
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 7020

                        #12
                        Tell her to stay away from you and lock yourself in your room playing poker all night

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                        • GonePhishing
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 2474

                          #13
                          Conjuntavitis is wicked. I am sorry to hear that.
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                          • GonePhishing
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 2474

                            #14
                            conjunctavitis - sorry for spelling.
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                            • Fluid of Fuck Me
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 373

                              #15
                              she's in rubbing her eye snot all over your pillow as we speak

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                              • Mike AI
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                                • Jan 2001
                                • 3624

                                #16
                                Is it the viral or bacterial version?

                                I got pink eye about a year ago in both eyes, bacterial and it fucked me up for over 2 weeks. It was very bad.



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                                • austinth
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 1770

                                  #17
                                  quick dude, take her to the clinic or hospital to get some oinment to put in her eye before it gets any worse.
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                                  • Holly
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 10017

                                    #18
                                    Holy shit, I have it too! I woke up this morning and my left eye was completely stuck together. I had to put a hot washcloth on it to get it to open. It hurt like hell all morning and it's red as a firetruck. Then, my grandmother called at 8:00 tonight and said she has it too, but I haven't even seen her or been in the same place as her since the first week in January. Weird.

                                    I called my doctor and he called me in a prescription for Sulfacetamide Sodium drops and it's helped A LOT. The right one is starting to itch and burn, so I'm sure it will be in both by tomorrow.
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                                    • AbulletAway
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                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 760

                                      #19
                                      I heard about the Pink Eye. Poor Laura She has denied the Scott Biao theory though if that's any help.

                                      Hope she gets better soon.

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                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 30307

                                        #20
                                        Does it hurt?

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                                        • DeanCapture
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                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 9275

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                          time to put her down then i reckon
                                          Hahahah - or trade her off and upgrade to a newer model
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                                          • Vitasoy
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                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 58202

                                            #22
                                            I had it before, took a week for it to clear, with eye droops :-)


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                                            • DeanCapture
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                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 9275

                                              #23
                                              I got a fucking stye and that fucker itches. I had it a while back and it went away and recently came back. Not sure what's causing this shit. Fraid I might have to have this one cut out or drained somehow. Anyone had that done?
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                                              • valley hina
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2003
                                                • 1170

                                                #24
                                                i hate pinkl eye that shit sucks

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                                                • Rictor
                                                  Old Timer
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 12208

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by B40
                                                  Tell her to stay away from you and lock yourself in your room playing poker all night
                                                  So just act like I always do?

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                                                  • Rictor
                                                    Old Timer
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 12208

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Holly
                                                    Holy shit, I have it too! I woke up this morning and my left eye was completely stuck together. I had to put a hot washcloth on it to get it to open. It hurt like hell all morning and it's red as a firetruck. Then, my grandmother called at 8:00 tonight and said she has it too, but I haven't even seen her or been in the same place as her since the first week in January. Weird.

                                                    I called my doctor and he called me in a prescription for Sulfacetamide Sodium drops and it's helped A LOT. The right one is starting to itch and burn, so I'm sure it will be in both by tomorrow.

                                                    WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!



















                                                    And can I watch?

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                                                    • CDSmith
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460

                                                      #27
                                                      Poor laura, if she reads this thread she'll end up with black eye.



                                                      Oh, and to whoever said "eye snot" thanks. Fucker. I just about spewed my drink all over the keyboard, narrowly missed it thank god, and instead sprayed it all over the dog. Now his fur is all sticky with grapefruit juice.
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                                                      • KC
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                                                        • Jan 1995
                                                        • 2417

                                                        #28
                                                        The anitbiotic eye drops that the prescibe for this make it go away in like a day or so. It's amazing how fast it gets better.

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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Rictor
                                                          My wife has spunk eye
                                                          What's the best cure for spunk eye these days?
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                                                          • Holly
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                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 10017

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Rictor



                                                            WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!



                                                            And can I watch?
                                                            I'm *so* glad you left my grandmother out of that scenario.
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                                                            • Holly
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 10017

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              Oh, and to whoever said "eye snot" thanks.
                                                              That really is what it looks like. It's very attractive.
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                                                              • Rictor
                                                                Old Timer
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 12208

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Holly
                                                                I'm *so* glad you left my grandmother out of that scenario.
                                                                I did but you obviously didn't. Poor molested granny.

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                                                                • block
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                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 1258

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Damn that sux dude because it probably means you will get it too :D

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                                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 58202

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Yea, it's highly contagious...


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                                                                    • foolio
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 12366

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Once you get it make sure you jack off a few times a day, the extra fluids will do you well

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                                                                      • myjah
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 11482

                                                                        #36
                                                                        her poor eyeball. speedy healing to it cause pink eye sucks.
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                                                                        • PersianKitty
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                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 7785

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I'm gonna sound like my mom here.. (the retired head of infectious disease control for a local hospital group)...


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