You dieters, omg how can you DRINK this shit?

[CDSmith]

UG, I just tried some of that slim-fast shit... tastes like powdered chalk with a sprinkle of sawdust.

Had a can of it sitting in the cupboard for a while, I think my last girlfriend left it there last year. The commercial on tv uses the word "Delicious"... that Tommy Lasorda fucker must have no taste buds left or something.



But I'll drink it anyway. I need to drop about 15 lbs, time to step up the walking and exercise etc. I've always eaten good, lots of veggies and fruit juices etc..... thought this slim-fast shit might help me along. But fuck is this shit vile.

[candyflip]

Don't they have a "vitamin-y" taste to them?

[Joshua]

No shit. My brother bought them last year and was takin them for awhile. I got curious and tried one and just about puked.

[JFK]

Thanks for the warning, I was about to embark on a diet binge, and that was one of the options

[GonePhishing]

The Vanilla tastes pretty decent

[foolio]

they have to get it so you do not want to eat - and what better way than making you drink liquid shit?

[Joshua]

Originally posted by GonePhishing
The Vanilla tastes pretty decent

Vanillia is what I tried and didn't like it. Alot of people also state that the vanillia ones are the ones that are disgusting while the chocolate and strawberry ones are good.

[tayloryum]

ever try low carb diet (no white bread, sugar, pasta, anything with white flour)? not easy to do at first, but gets easier, and the pounds will fly off.

[Joshua]

Originally posted by tayloryum
ever try low carb diet (no white bread, sugar, pasta, anything with white flour)? not easy to do at first, but gets easier, and the pounds will fly off.

I couldn't do that. I love bread and pasta.

[JFK]

Originally posted by tayloryum
ever try low carb diet (no white bread, sugar, pasta, anything with white flour)? not easy to do at first, but gets easier, and the pounds will fly off.

I did, then I quit, and the pounds flew right back on with a vengance

[Joshua]

Originally posted by JFK


I did, then I quit, and the pounds flew right back on with a vengance

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by GonePhishing
The Vanilla tastes pretty decent

Funny you should say that. The kind I have here is called "Rich French Vanilla"....

It's god-aweful. Phutooey!! Vile shit. The aftertaste could send some of you into convulsions.


Maybe I'll try the subway diet. Jump in front of a train.

[BobChezule]

Try a calorie counting diet. Take your weight, add zero, and there's your calorie intake to maintain your weight. Shave off 500 calories and you'll lose weight. Do exercise, you'll lose more. Stay away from fatty foods and high carb stuff, you'll find the weight will just fall off.

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by tayloryum
ever try low carb diet (no white bread, sugar, pasta, anything with white flour)? not easy to do at first, but gets easier, and the pounds will fly off.

I eat only foods with whole grain flour in them, especially bread. I don't add sugar to anything including coffee, and I eat a lot of veggies with my dinner every day. I eat whole grain cereals as well, and drink 1% milk. I don't use salt or add it to my cooking... I use other spices for flavor.

I've always eaten this way. It's just that I had a back injury several years ago, and since I've been working from home sitting at the computer, well.... you all know the story.


Time to pull a "Jared".

[pornkitten]

it tastes better and better the less you eat

[Laurel]

Slim Fast is the worst!

My mom is on the Atkin's diet and is raving about it... I personally just try to skip dinner or try to eat a small healthy dinner before 6pm. Usually, the pounds come off for me and I still can eat whatever I want during the day until 6pm. If that's too difficult to do then try having a glass of red wine and edamae. It keeps you busy and helps get rid of the munchies.

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by Laurel
try having a glass of red wine and edamae.

I once knew a girl named Eda Mae. I wouldn't want to eat her though, she was a bit of a skank.

[IntenseCash]

tastes like powdered chalk with a sprinkle of sawdust.

I have never heard anyone describe Slim-Fast this way before.

LOL

[Trent Edison]

Never had any weight problems at all, though I like to eat different stuff. That must be not cool...

[Angie]

Originally posted by Joshua
Vanillia is what I tried and didn't like it. Alot of people also state that the vanillia ones are the ones that are disgusting while the chocolate and strawberry ones are good.

Yeah strawberry is much more drinkable, I actually quite liked it

[Kassidy]

SlimFast doesn't taste too bad if you whip it up with a couple of scoops of ice cream

[GonePhishing]

I don't need a diet.

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by Trent Edison
Never had any weight problems at all, though I like to eat different stuff. That must be not cool...

Trust me, neither did I. After over 20 years of hockey, working out at various gyms off and on, seven years of kick-boxings and martial arts, mountain biking, swimming etc etc etc...... I always was in great shape. But I'm 40 now, and this working from home and having a bad back thing has caught up with me.


But it's -50 with the wind here today. Too cold to walk over to Subway like Jared does. Too bad they don't deliver.

[Joshua]

Originally posted by Angie

Yeah strawberry is much more drinkable, I actually quite liked it

Yah, I may start drinkin some protein shit and thought of trying strawberry since everyone that comments on them states that.

[NiTe-HaWk]

that stuff is terible
I tried the powdered stuff before

[Joshua]

Originally posted by Kassidy
SlimFast doesn't taste too bad if you whip it up with a couple of scoops of ice cream

Don't even bother drinkin the shit if you're gonna do that. No need to waste your money and taste buds.

[CE_BigB]

Doc says losing weight is simple math....

you must burn more calories than you intake...


Step away from the computer.. and try some cardio!!

Walk...
Jog...
Bicycle...
Excersize Machines..
Sex...
Mow the Lawn..
Shovel Snow..

Anything that gets the heart pumping and gets you bustin a sweat!!!


BIG B

[Joshua]

Originally posted by CE_BigB
Anything that gets the heart pumping and gets you bustin a sweat!!!

For some that could be as easy as gettin up and gettin something else to eat or going to the bath room.

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by CE_BigB
Doc says losing weight is simple math....

you must burn more calories than you intake...


Step away from the computer.. and try some cardio!!

Walk...
Jog...
Bicycle...
Excersize Machines..
Sex...
Mow the Lawn..
Shovel Snow..

Anything that gets the heart pumping and gets you bustin a sweat!!!


BIG B

I choose sex. What I do next doctore?

[pradaboy]

SlimFast sux... just make sure you don't get too much carbs in and have enough protein.

If you're looking for a Meal Replacement Product you'd better look into the bodybuilding supplements... I can recommend "Infusion" by S.A.N. very tasty and awesome nutrtional value...

get it @ http://www.heavyweights.net
(no spam just a site I know is reliable)

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by Joshua
For some that could be as easy as gettin up and gettin something else to eat or going to the bath room.

Nothing like taking a big sweaty dump to get the appetite going.


Anyone have KFC and Pizza Hut on the speed dial?

[MetaMan]

that shit is bad for u, it expands in ur stomach making u feel full, that has to do some damage on your body,

all weight loss is is cardio and not over eating, cardio is the most of it, just find a sport you like and do that daily and you will lose weight.

all get slim quick diets are horrible on ur body.

[Laurel]

Sorry for the long post, but I couldn't resist....Now, this would be the perfect solution for you to lose weight.

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very
serious health risks.
As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran
across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate,
he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss
program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers,
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed
in nothing but air and some Nike running shoes with a sign around
her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles
later,huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I
like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the
next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He calls the company
and orders their 5- day / 20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her
like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her,



but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.

For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight,
on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20lbs,
as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day / 50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is
our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years"
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds
a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,,,,,,


"If I catch you, you're mine!"

[axelcat]

Thats yukky