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Old 01-26-2004, 07:27 PM   #1
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fuckin mcdonalds robs me again, want in on class action suit?

these mother fuckers. i just wanted a fuckin big mac with frys and a coke. you would think that in the years mcds has been open they would have a big mac frys and a coke down to a fuckin T. yet every time i go there it seems they fuck somethin up. this go around im out my frys. now, if this pisses u off as much as it does me, odds are you have called a fast food joint to vent your anger. all they offer is to replace the item. now, im at home, its raining and cold out side and mcds is 15 mins from here. im not about to drive back up there just to get an order of frys. im sure this happens alot.

so, heres what im thinking. on the low end there are atleast 100k mcds around the world. if every one of them fuck up an order at least once a day (that has to be the going rate) and that costs the customer 1 dollar per fuck up, shit mcds is banking an extra 100k per day from this. this isnt a fuck up at all, this is HUGE fuckin biz.

so, i say we start a class act and sue the balls off em. even if we dont win, they will be sure not to fuck up orders, and if for some reason we do win, think of the fuckin pay off.

sorry, i just really wanted my fries.
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:28 PM   #2
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:29 PM   #3
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:29 PM   #4
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one time i ordered a big mac and i only got one slice of pickle. i felt so robbed. i want in
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:30 PM   #5
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:31 PM   #6
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:31 PM   #7
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:33 PM   #8
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one time i ordered a big mac and i only got one slice of pickle. i felt so robbed. i want in
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:35 PM   #9
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2 items in the bag - Big Mac and fries. Surely you could have taken the 1.2 seconds to open the bag and take a peek to make sure there were 2 items in there - especially since it's happened before?
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:38 PM   #10
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This is a bit off topic but I took an economics class and was told that most large businesses have a 1-3% yearly loss in COG in damages, mistakes, and stolen goods.

Imagine how much $ WalMart loses each year because of this.
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:39 PM   #11
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Mcdonalds put cheese on my boyfriend's sausage and egg biscuit for a week straight, so one day he called and they gave us both free breakfast the next day.

We went in for the free breakfast, and the manager came and took our order. So, we can see the lady making the sandwiches, and put cheese on them both. The manager started yelling "No queso!!" No queso!!" at her...

It was classic.
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:42 PM   #12
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you are a businessman? no that's right you are a sigwhore...
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:43 PM   #13
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Whenever I forget to check the bag before I get home, fast food places will have left something I ordered out that they charged me for.

How come they never give me extra food for free by accident?
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:44 PM   #14
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:46 PM   #15
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A guy shoots up Mcdonalds for not giving him his fries...

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Old 01-26-2004, 07:48 PM   #16
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Mcdonalds put cheese on my boyfriend's sausage and egg biscuit for a week straight, so one day he called and they gave us both free breakfast the next day.

We went in for the free breakfast, and the manager came and took our order. So, we can see the lady making the sandwiches, and put cheese on them both. The manager started yelling "No queso!!" No queso!!" at her...

It was classic.


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Old 01-26-2004, 07:49 PM   #17
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That is so funny, ordered a number 1 today and got 2 of each but the soda.

Anyone also missing a big mac?
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:50 PM   #18
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Old 01-26-2004, 07:51 PM   #19
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Its not like they fuck any1 up ... The people there are already so-underpaid . The food is cheap and its fucking crap anyways . I just don't expect shit when I go there (wich I almost never do).
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You have to work their stupidity. At taco bell once the chick at the drive up window gave me $17 dollars change back from a $5 bill that I handed her.. LOL!!
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i go thru the drive thru with the intentions of getting a couple of bites before rapping it back up and going inside to get my correct order
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Old 01-26-2004, 09:45 PM   #23
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My buddy went through the drivethru the other day and they hadn't put the lid on his drink correctly. Half of it spilled all over the car, and the dude at the window ended up wearing the other half


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Old 01-26-2004, 11:30 PM   #25
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Last week I sat down with my double cheese, fries and coke only to discover they had short changed me. I looked at the receipt and noticed that the server on the cash register had entered that I had tendered $20 instead of the correct $50. I was about to return and start shouting when I also noticed that I had been charged for a regular cheese rather than a double cheese. I kept quiet and got out without them noticing. Dumb idiots.

Now that I read this I think that I may be the idiot.

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Old 01-26-2004, 11:36 PM   #26
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Fuck. I hear ya. I just had a terrible McDonalds experience tonight...not that Id expect anything less.

Go in and ask for a '10 piece nugget meal'. Wait like 5 minutes for my freaking food, then walk outside to my car and check what I get: apparently she gave me a #10 instead. Go back in and politely tell them they screwed up...and the foreign girl working the register had NO idea how to get my new order into the system. So after about 3 minutes of waiting, then 3 more minutes of waiting for my food I finally get it.

Then here's where I got pissed off: I SPECIFICALLY asked for honey. At least twice, and the girl worknig the register ACKNOWLEDGED my fucking request. Yet I get out to the car again, and goddamnit, no honey. Go back in and ask for honey...the girl walks off...and comes back with one of those packets with a spork, a knife, and a napkin. I was like, what the fuck is this - I said HONEY. She promtply responded with "huh?" until I had someone else come over and get me some goddamn honey. Sigh.
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Old 01-26-2004, 11:40 PM   #27
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Oh. Horror story number two. Went to McDonalds one day with my friend and his lil' brother, and his friend ordered the nuggets. His little brother opens up the box...and one of the nuggets had a huge bite taken out of it. No Joke.
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and wtf is up with them giving one packet of honey for a box of 10 nuggets?
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I learned my fast food lesson years ago. I got screwed so many times (and usually by McDs) that I don't budge from the drive through until I've checked every single item. If they pack the bags the way they are supposed to it's a quick task, but more and more they overload them so that you have to pull things out. I don't know how many times over the years of doing this that I've had the drive thru person tell me "it's all there..really" like they think I'm going to drive on based on their word...only to find out there's a missing sandwich, fry or something else.

Years and years ago...they had a sandwich that came in a special container where the meat was on one side with the bottom bun and the top bun was on the other side with the lettuce, tomato, etc. In a rush for lunch one day, I grabbed two of these on the way home planning to eat one for lunch and save the other one for dinner that night. Well.. I got home (15 or 20 minutes away) to eat my burger and to a few things before heading back to work.. opened the box and ...NO MEAT. I checked the other box.. NO MEAT. As I ate my "veggie' burger, I called the McDs and asked if they noticed they'd come up with a couple of extra patties. Funny thing.. the person said "yeah" and that the working putting things together couldn't figure out how. They of course told me to come back and get the correct burgers, but my lunch time was almost over.. so they put my name 'on the list' for a free meal. Don't think I ever went back to get it tho.
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I will never forget KFC I love when the have popcorn chicken and it just came out. I got a side of fries. There where 4 fries and my super duper popcorn chicken was nothing but breading. I was going to raise a fit but behind the counter sat this creature of passion 400+ ebony queen that looked like this might be the day shit hit the fan. I'm not scared of anything in this world but that day I used prudence.
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In Oz one year they had a promotion..... order in 60 secs or you get a Big Mac free

If they ever do it in the states order a fillet of fish..... free mac every time!!
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In Oz one year they had a promotion..... order in 60 secs or you get a Big Mac free

If they ever do it in the states order a fillet of fish..... free mac every time!!
thats awesome, i dont think i've EVER been to mcdonalds and had it ready within 60 seconds. i would order fries with no salt.... thats what i do when im inside and look over at the fry thing when its slow and you see they been sitting there. they have to give you fresh fries and then you get a salt packet and put the salt on yourself.
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and wtf is up with them giving one packet of honey for a box of 10 nuggets?
Yea, no kidding... sometimes they don't even give any if you don't ask them...
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I will never forget KFC I love when the have popcorn chicken and it just came out. I got a side of fries. There where 4 fries and my super duper popcorn chicken was nothing but breading. I was going to raise a fit but behind the counter sat this creature of passion 400+ ebony queen that looked like this might be the day shit hit the fan. I'm not scared of anything in this world but that day I used prudence.
Yes. Those big black ebony queen types are the ONLY people I won't bitch at in a retail situation. They really dont take ANY shit. Scary.
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You have to work their stupidity. At taco bell once the chick at the drive up window gave me $17 dollars change back from a $5 bill that I handed her.. LOL!!
Did you give the money back?
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I'm sure 95% of you have seen this, but you cant really complain too much, cause worse has happened.

http://www.wvec.com/news/local/mcchicken_head.htm
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Yes. Those big black ebony queen types are the ONLY people I won't bitch at in a retail situation. They really dont take ANY shit. Scary.
Yeah man it's crazy I was like man it's just not fucking worth it.
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