Who is Boss in Your house, Who has the TV remote ?? - GoFuckYourself.com

JFK · 01-25-2004, 09:05 PM

When I am home, which is seldom! I am the Boss

I have total TV control

Sly_RJ · 01-25-2004, 09:09 PM

Oddly enough, though I own everything in the living room, my TV/movie decisions always get tossed. Haha.

SleazyDream · 01-25-2004, 09:10 PM

we have 3 tv's

i controll the 65" one

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-25-2004, 09:11 PM

we share in my house.. try the "i'm boss" shit in my house and you get overthrown by the mutants

JFK · 01-25-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
we have 3 tv's

i controll the 65" one

Now I feel inadequate............I only have a 53"

01-25-2004, 09:12 PM

oops wrong thread

PrivateIvy · 01-25-2004, 09:13 PM

The female in the thong always wins.......

Ivy

tootie · 01-25-2004, 09:15 PM

I control it most of the time. Of course, alot of the time we want to watch the same things anyway. Good thing, too. If he didn't like Star Trek he'd just be shit out of luck because there's no way I'm turning Star Trek off!

XxXotic · 01-25-2004, 09:16 PM

i do

then again it's just me here

SleazyDream · 01-25-2004, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK

Now I feel inadequate............I only have a 53"

doesn't ron jeremy sell TV enlargement pills?

JFK · 01-25-2004, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I control it most of the time. Of course, alot of the time we want to watch the same things anyway. Good thing, too. If he didn't like Star Trek he'd just be shit out of luck because there's no way I'm turning Star Trek off!

Uh OH ...........not another Treckie

JDog · 01-25-2004, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Oddly enough, though I own everything in the living room, my TV/movie decisions always get tossed. Haha.

Same thing here, or I hardly get to watch TV, which made the descicion, I took every single fucking thing except the couches from the living room to my room, so I have a nice 5.1 theater in my room

jDoG

JFK · 01-25-2004, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

doesn't ron jeremy sell TV enlargement pills?

I been meaning to ask , did it work for you ??

tootie · 01-25-2004, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK

Uh OH ...........not another Treckie

That's TrekKER... TrekKIE is derogatory.

Sly_RJ · 01-25-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog

Same thing here, or I hardly get to watch TV, which made the descicion, I took every single fucking thing except the couches from the living room to my room, so I have a nice 5.1 theater in my room

jDoG

And now I'm even thinking about buying new furniture. Haha.

JFK · 01-25-2004, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie

That's TrekKER... TrekKIE is derogatory.

SO SORRY..........now dont get upset and beam me up

nathan_f · 01-25-2004, 09:23 PM

I control the remote. Once in a while she tries to challenge my autority, so I just grab is back once shes distracted.

They have fingerprint scanners on mice for your PC. There should be one on my remote.

theking · 01-25-2004, 09:29 PM

I seldom allow my two dogs use of the remote.

brizzad · 01-25-2004, 09:32 PM

my g/f usually has the remote

but i get tons and tons of pussy, and she lets me control the radio in the car.. so i guess that counts as even

and usually when she's watching tv, im on the comp, so i dont need the remote

Theo · 01-25-2004, 09:36 PM

The remote control is your manhood.

some_idiot · 01-25-2004, 09:40 PM

If the Mrs don't like what I'm watching, there is another smaller
TV she can watch.

Los · 01-25-2004, 09:43 PM

me me me

tootie · 01-25-2004, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK

SO SORRY..........now dont get upset and beam me up

LOL

kristin · 01-25-2004, 09:52 PM

Chris and I actually agree on what to watch...and if all else fails, I'm the boss.

Timbo · 01-25-2004, 10:10 PM

I am in control...........cause I live alone.

Theo · 01-25-2004, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
Chris and I actually agree on what to watch...and if all else fails, I'm the boss.

this Chris guy needs my consulting. Our father gave BATTLES for us to have the privilege to pick channels and ask anyones else opinion.

lennox · 01-25-2004, 10:21 PM

i own the remote and TV but i hate the damn thing, i always give it to someone else. not even sure why i pay for it

schiz · 01-25-2004, 10:23 PM

My ferret. When I'm bad he eats another button. I have to obey him or he'll take something else.

Nevaquit · 01-26-2004, 02:34 AM

I don't own a TV....too much propaganda and too many damn commercials!!

Brat · 01-26-2004, 02:42 AM

I do.

If he did we'd be watching all his crappy shows like, Simpsons and the Family Guy. We can't have that happen.

Vitasoy · 01-26-2004, 03:42 AM

I do

then again it's my tv

michel · 01-26-2004, 03:45 AM

My GF just moved in with me, so I can't tell yet...

adamneve · 01-26-2004, 03:57 AM

not me

Gabriella · 01-26-2004, 04:08 AM

I am!!! I have the power because I have the piercings.

princess · 01-26-2004, 04:29 AM

I have a 55 inch big screen and most times my 10 year old lil princess has the power .. no fair huh?

com · 01-26-2004, 04:30 AM

Gotcha all beat... I'm the only one in my house and I don't watch TV!

JFK · 01-26-2004, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

this Chris guy needs my consulting. Our father gave BATTLES for us to have the privilege to pick channels and ask anyones else opinion.

AMEN

Spunky · 01-26-2004, 07:35 AM

Television is over rated anyways

Rick Latona · 01-26-2004, 07:38 AM

I've met your wife and I think you are lying.

JFK · 01-26-2004, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona
I've met your wife and I think you are lying.

You talkin to me ?????????? ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME ?? Are You Talking To Me ??

SNG · 01-26-2004, 08:56 AM

I have two TVs and I control both of them..... I am great and is mighty

Ben-MensNiche · 01-26-2004, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
doesn't ron jeremy sell TV enlargement pills?

We don't need bigger trannies ;)

Lykos · 01-26-2004, 09:32 AM

RockDaddy · 01-26-2004, 09:35 AM

Always place a dead battery in the remote when you are not around, no one will even bother with it.

If you are in the room and your wife asks for the remote, quickly push the "vcr" or "cable" button at the top before handing it to her. She will soon come to understand that operating a remote is mans work.

Ben-MensNiche · 01-26-2004, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RockDaddy
Always place a dead battery in the remote when you are not around, no one will even bother with it.

If you are in the room and your wife asks for the remote, quickly push the "vcr" or "cable" button at the top before handing it to her. She will soon come to understand that operating a remote is mans work.

That worked for the longest time in my house, but then she found the manual for the remote control and I can't get the bloody thing off her now.

JFK · 01-26-2004, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche

That worked for the longest time in my house, but then she found the manual for the remote control and I can't get the bloody thing off her now.

Come on Be A Man , show her who is boss

CDSmith · 01-26-2004, 10:14 AM

You even have to ask?

As George Costanza once said, "A man without hand, is nothing"

(or something like that).

Ben-MensNiche · 01-26-2004, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
Come on Be A Man , show her who is boss

Luckily, I don't need to, when I'm home and wanting to watch the TV, she's at work. When she's home, I'm working, so I don't really have much time to sit and watch TV.

RockDaddy · 01-26-2004, 10:47 AM

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That worked for the longest time in my house, but then she found the manual for the remote control and I can't get the bloody thing off her now.

Time to start adding splitters and switches on the cabling behind the tv then.

We have an agreement, she can do all the interior design she wants, paint the house pink if you want to but don't touch the damn remote!

I wired a 13" tv in the kitchen for her though because I am a good husband

DrtySweeet · 01-26-2004, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
we share in my house.. try the "i'm boss" shit in my house and you get overthrown by the mutants

hehe Betty that sounds very familar lol..

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