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blackmonsters · 01-25-2004, 03:03 AM

Nov 2002, I remember the date because I let a friend move in for two weeks; that's when I bought a frozen squid!
A big MoFo too!

I took the squid out of the freezer tonight, 14 months later; thawed it in the sink and cut it up.
That's some nasty brown shit in these MoFo's!!

(the f**kin sink overflowed and I had 1/4inch of water all over the kitchen floor, cause I don't give a shit and left the water runing)

It smelled like hell!
It looked like shit!
It was slimy as fuck!

I threw out the guts and sliced it up. Used a soy sauce marinade(for 2 minutes; I aint no fucking chef) and then a flour batter and deep fried that summagun up!

It was a little tough to chew but I ate every damn piece!

That's why I'm fucking BRAVE!!!!!

PS: Does anyone know how to make calamari tender???
if so then please tell me before I fucking die from eating this year old shit. I only have hours to live.

pornkitten · 01-25-2004, 03:14 AM

to make a long story short...

blackmonsters · 01-25-2004, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornkitten
to make a long story short...

I'm sorry; my post was for someone who could fucking read.

01-25-2004, 03:03 AM	#1
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,620	I'm a BRAVE motherfucker!! FUck wit me?? Don't try it. Nov 2002, I remember the date because I let a friend move in for two weeks; that's when I bought a frozen squid! A big MoFo too! I took the squid out of the freezer tonight, 14 months later; thawed it in the sink and cut it up. That's some nasty brown shit in these MoFo's!! (the f**kin sink overflowed and I had 1/4inch of water all over the kitchen floor, cause I don't give a shit and left the water runing) It smelled like hell! It looked like shit! It was slimy as fuck! I threw out the guts and sliced it up. Used a soy sauce marinade(for 2 minutes; I aint no fucking chef) and then a flour batter and deep fried that summagun up! It was a little tough to chew but I ate every damn piece! That's why I'm fucking BRAVE!!!!! PS: Does anyone know how to make calamari tender??? if so then please tell me before I fucking die from eating this year old shit. I only have hours to live. __________________ Get paid, get tools, get going with Camsoda Join Chaturbate get your cut of the pie

01-25-2004, 03:14 AM	#2
pornkitten Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,412	to make a long story short...