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Loryn 01-25-2004 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee


What about an intelligent guy who is not a geek but has an 11" cock and knows how to use it.

Loryn can vouch for the size since I just sent her a pic.

I so love this!!!! :1orglaugh

I am finally in on it. And yes he does!!! :Graucho

Holly 01-25-2004 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

I was a cheerleader too. I dated my share of football assholes, but in the end geeky guys are the best, and they always have a place in my heart.

I never like the football guys. My friends all dated them and they all thought I was crazy, but I always liked the smartest boys - whichever one made the best test grade, could solve the calculus problem no one else could, the best lab partner, made the highest on SAT's, etc. Only problem was, they usually couldn't tell when you were obviously trying to hit on them. :1orglaugh You had to get someone to tell them you liked them, then they never knew what to do and would practically run away. :1orglaugh

AaronM 01-25-2004 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

if there's any place to find girls who are serious about geeks, this would be it. we're not chatting on here because we expect brad pitt to be cruising the boards.


LMAO!

Nice reality check. :thumbsup

boardersweetie 01-25-2004 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Only problem was, they usually couldn't tell when you were obviously trying to hit on them. :1orglaugh You had to get someone to tell them you liked them, then they never knew what to do and would practically run away. :1orglaugh
I know exactly what you mean!! You could be naked on their bed and they'd be playing CS.

Loryn 01-25-2004 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


Oh really?

So if I tell you that in the pic you were just sent....He is probably wearing a gold bracelet on his right arm and has a tat on his left forearm........ :)

Gold bracelet??? NOPE

Tattoo on the forearm that would be Tofu!!!! NOPE

BLUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Shortbus McGee 01-25-2004 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


I so love this!!!! :1orglaugh

I am finally in on it. And yes he does!!! :Graucho

So when ould you like to hook up and get "on it" in person?

Holly 01-25-2004 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


I so love this!!!! :1orglaugh

I am finally in on it. And yes he does!!! :Graucho

Loryn, ICQ me and tell me who it is. :Graucho Would I recognize him under a different name?

Shortbus McGee 01-25-2004 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Loryn, ICQ me and tell me who it is. :Graucho Would I recognize him under a different name?
100% for sure.

Tala 01-25-2004 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


Gold bracelet??? NOPE

Tattoo on the forearm that would be Tofu!!!! NOPE

BLUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Mmmmmmm...Tofuuuuuu....:thumbsup

boardersweetie 01-25-2004 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM



LMAO!

Nice reality check. :thumbsup

i didn't mean to be so blunt, but unless you're a shameless gold digger, you gotta like nerds a little to be a girl in this industry.

Tala 01-25-2004 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee


100% for sure.

Oooooo! Would we ALL recognize you, then??

WiredGuy 01-25-2004 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
I know exactly what you mean!! You could be naked on their bed and they'd be playing CS.
Because we're rarely hit on we can't tell as easily :)
We're smart in some areas but complete idiots in others.

WG

Holly 01-25-2004 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee


100% for sure.

Help me out, here. Give me a hint.

Shortbus McGee 01-25-2004 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
Oooooo! Would we ALL recognize you, then??
Yes.

Loryn 01-25-2004 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee


So when ould you like to hook up and get "on it" in person?

I will not answer that in fear that someone will figure you out and then I will have to leave. Well not unless I "hook up" with you. And if I do that then there is no looking back. I am not ready to make that decision. Okay I have said to much and feel foolish. BYE

AaronM 01-25-2004 02:27 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


I will not answer that in fear that someone will figure you out and then I will have to leave. Well not unless I "hook up" with you. And if I do that then there is no looking back. I am not ready to make that decision. Okay I have said to much and feel foolish. BYE

Owned.

AaronM 01-25-2004 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee


Yes.

Shhh.

Don't give it away bro.

Pretty funny that as soon as a woman vouches for the size of your package that all of a sudden others are interested in you. :1orglaugh

Shortbus McGee 01-25-2004 02:29 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Help me out, here. Give me a hint.
A hint? Are you the same Holly that I met in Phoenix on the Hummer tour?

Loryn 01-25-2004 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Loryn, ICQ me and tell me who it is. :Graucho Would I recognize him under a different name?
I cannot. No way!! But it is a person that anyone, including myself, would least expect. I am floored. My mouth is still hanging open and my face is red.

WiredGuy 01-25-2004 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Shhh.

Don't give it away bro.

Pretty funny that as soon as a woman vouches for the size of your package that all of a sudden others are interested in you. :1orglaugh

:glugglug

Shortbus McGee 01-25-2004 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


I cannot. No way!! But it is a person that anyone, including myself, would least expect. I am floored. My mouth is still hanging open and my face is red.

Can you open your mouth a little wider please? I hate getting scraped.

WiredGuy 01-25-2004 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee
A hint? Are you the same Holly that I met in Phoenix on the Hummer tour?
You're thinking of Holly Moss from Goodthinxxx I think

boardersweetie 01-25-2004 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy


Because we're rarely hit on we can't tell as easily :)
We're smart in some areas but complete idiots in others.

WG

I think Southpark Movie could explain this well:

Dude, you just have to have confidence in yourself. Believe in yourself and others will believe in you. Chicks love confidence. Now go, hurry! The clitoris has spoken.

Holly 01-25-2004 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee


A hint? Are you the same Holly that I met in Phoenix on the Hummer tour?

:1orglaugh No, I'm not that Holly. As long as you're not sexed or videovoyeur, then anybody else is okay. :1orglaugh

And I'm not even gonna ask what a "hummer tour" is. :winkwink:

Are you definitely male?

Tala 01-25-2004 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


Shhh.

Don't give it away bro.

Pretty funny that as soon as a woman vouches for the size of your package that all of a sudden others are interested in you. :1orglaugh

It's not the size of the package that I'm interested in. I'm just a nosey bitch who wants to know who the mystery guest is.


Will the mystery guest sign in please??

Loryn 01-25-2004 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee


Can you open your moth a little wider please? I hate getting scraped.

I would not even know where to begin. :eyecrazy

Shortbus McGee 01-25-2004 02:36 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy


You're thinking of Holly Moss from Goodthinxxx I think

Yes I am. She can vouch for my abilities as well.

WiredGuy 01-25-2004 02:38 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbus McGee
Yes I am. She can vouch for my abilities as well.
If you know Holly Moss that well I probably know you too then :)

Loryn 01-25-2004 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy


If you know Holly Moss that well I probably know you too then :)

You know him. I do not know if you have spoken with him, but you have defiantly shaken his hand.

WiredGuy 01-25-2004 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
You know him. I do not know if you have spoken with him, but you have defiantly shaken his hand.
Hmmmmm

boardersweetie 01-25-2004 02:50 AM

I don't know enough people on gfy... I could probably see the pic of shortbus and still not know who it is. :(

Shortbus McGee 01-25-2004 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


I would not even know where to begin. :eyecrazy

You can start by cupping my balls.

Tala 01-25-2004 02:55 AM

Okay dammit, this is going to drive me nuts. :(

shermo 01-25-2004 02:59 AM

Grim, because I love his puffy nipples. :Graucho

Tala 01-25-2004 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
Grim, because I love his puffy nipples. :Graucho
:eek7

Vitasoy 01-25-2004 03:46 AM

damn I dunno :(

LasseKongos 01-25-2004 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


Us fat white guys know how to throw our weight into it. :Graucho

I have said it before and I will say it over and over again....It does not matter if your cock is small...It does not matter if your cock is huge. When you have this much weight pushing....You hit bottom every time.

Anybody who has been with a heavy guy knows this is true.


Amen

Kicker 01-25-2004 03:53 AM

Another gay Thread


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StuartD 01-25-2004 03:56 AM

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Originally posted by Kicker
Another gay Thread


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Glad you found what you were lookin for :thumbsup

Chris E 01-25-2004 05:46 AM

Has to be Neriah!


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