Another award-winning smiley. That one is fucking hilarous.


Fitty bangin GFY'ers.

well, first off, we're not married yet. Yes, we have been together and lived together for 6 years. Yes, we are going to get married (both familys know). he hasnt proposed yet because i told him to wait. after we get engaged, we have to get married, buy a house (which we are currently looking into), and im going to college in the fall. So, I told him we should do alot of things before we get engaged. We already have a few things 'checked off' our list of things we HAVE to do first.

2nd of all; he KNOWS about the 'skinny black guy'. He knows that he is NOT my best fuck.

I stated all of this (in alot less detail lol) in my previous replys to this thread :)

Translation

"Lensman"

No

lol, just because I got the guy cheesecake isn't a sign i'm hitting on him :)

WG

Wanna bet? :Graucho

Oh well, another dream lost. :glugglug

Ah...We can still be friends. :)

Remind me to let you have access to my personal smilie vault. I've got fucktons of the things. I'm a smilie addict.

http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/jailhump.gif

OMG are you kidding me?? Were you born yesterday???

Tala......are you a bigger gal yourself??
:winkwink:

Yeah, that's what I told my last broken heart too. Why is that always the standard, "You're not worthy" line, hmm??

Yeppers. And gosh darnit, not only am I cute, people like me. :glugglug

sooo many choices... so little time

Im a bigger gal myself :thumbsup

Power to the "pleasanly plum" chickies! :Graucho

It's not your fault that I have a shallow double standard when it comes to sex.

I'm OK with it though.

Sweet. Though I've always abhorred the term "pleasantly plump" and the like. Call me a realist, but I'm a fattie, thanks. :)

You know you want me. You told me so in Vegas.

To each his (or her) own. You like what you like, no worries.

Same goes for everyone. Doesn't bother me, until someone tells me that what I'm into is wrong, gross, or disgusting. Then I get vicious.

You are one of those girls that my friends always try to hook me up with.

"You will love this girl Aaron, she has such a pretty face."

Hahaha!!

Im sorry dear. Theres all different types of "plump-ness". (lol) Most gals are size 6-8's. Im a size 11. Bigger than average, smaller than bigger :thumbsup

(give me 10 yrs, i'll be fat as hell.......runs in the family.........damn Italian genes :( )

Speaking of which...Why is it that people always assume that fat people want to date other fat people? My local friends NEVER try to introduce me to women who are in shape. I always get the granade.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


man didnt i tell you to quit rawdoggin man. btw its 2pm there why are you still up go to sleep and hit me up tomorrow

I said no such thing to anyone in Vegas.

Pic please!!!

i probably shouldnt answer this... :Graucho

No I'm not. I've never been one of those girls. My face was okay, but it was the attitude that made most guys back away carefully. Those with the balls to figure out that I'm more than what is easily seen are the ones who got the goods. :)

Besides, I did my own hooking up. If I wanted someone to hook me up, I'd've had a pimp. :glugglug

Go ahead....It won't be the first time my name was mentioned in this thread.

ACK!

Fuck, if I wore a size 11, I'd be just about perfect. When I say I'm a fattie, I'm not lying. *shrug*

By association. Same reason why geekie guys never get introduced to cheerleaders :)

My pleasure. Email?

Sure [email protected]

LOL I used to be a size 20 :( Its weird, when i was kid, i was all skin and bones. My mom had a hard time shopping for clothes becuae i was so damn skinny. Then i hit age 10.....boom! plumped up like a fuckin Hot Dog in a microwave........thats how members in my family are. Its all in the gene pool........im doomed to be a fatty too.

Why is it that my industry friends never try this?

This brings up another good question......

How many people have bought hookers for their industry friends and chose to send a fattie up to the room instead of a spinner?

In Vegas, GoGoBar was looking for a tranny hooker to send to Sleazy's room.

You know I luv you, digifan. You're always my first choice.
I'm replying...

grogan

Sent. It's a nude shot and I am only halfway erect. But you can still hide a coke can behind it.

Enjoy the pic.

Another question.

Who is the wise guy who named a womans store "Dress Barn"

I can just see a heard of heavy woman buying cow print dress there.

WTF were they thinking?

www.dressbarn.com

Do you get paid overtime to post here?
Danger pay might be in order.

LOL, go figure huh :)

Subliminal Advertising for heffers

Only cows shop are dress barn

What about the women's clothing store "Capacity"?

I hit age 8 and it all went downhill from there. There was a four year stint in thre where I wore a size 12, but that's as small as I ever got after puberty. :(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMG if I could only say who you are!!!!

But I can't and won't but I will say I am totally flattered and I am blushing.

My lips are sealed and thank you. :)

RogerV? or was that the other gfy chick he dug ;)

I was a cheerleader and I loved geeky guys! I've always liked really, really smart boys. Most of them are sort of socially backwards or shy, but I like that.

That was Cheshire :)

:hi

Loved, as in past tense? Darn... :(
WG

That's what I thought. Now tell me again that you don't want to fuck my brains out.