Starving and looking for work - GoFuckYourself.com

Zeora · 01-25-2004, 12:27 AM

First off this is my first post on this place. And secondly I am looking for some work. I am artist who is interested in getting some more artwork added to my portfolio. If you guys are looking for some great artwork at a low price, please give me a try. Take a loot at my website:

www.zeora.com

See ya around.

Heather Hamptons · 01-25-2004, 12:30 AM

No offense sweetheart but your work isnt very good.

On another note, you shouldnt have a sig when your so new. People here will rip you a new one!

Mr.Fiction · 01-25-2004, 12:31 AM

Vox · 01-25-2004, 12:32 AM

Just took a look at your portfolio, and the designs just won't cut it around here.
May I suggest http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/work.html

Heather Hamptons · 01-25-2004, 12:32 AM

lol mr. fiction

I know how much all of you would love to see two chicks wrestling around (preferably in chocolate pudding) lol

SoundMan · 01-25-2004, 12:34 AM

I am working and starving

Rorschach · 01-25-2004, 12:35 AM

That site would have been cutting edge in 1997.

GirlNinja · 01-25-2004, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Vox
May I suggest http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/work.html

Golden.

Mr.Fiction · 01-25-2004, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Heather Hamptons
lol mr. fiction

I know how much all of you would love to see two chicks wrestling around (preferably in chocolate pudding) lol

Zeora · 01-25-2004, 12:35 AM

Man yall are dickheads... I guess I will learn the hard way. Ok I am taking some of your advice except for the mcdonalds one. But its all good.

kmanrox · 01-25-2004, 12:36 AM

i can't lie, so i'd have to concur our designs arent that good at all... they're not even remotely close to showing adult web design skills or even knowledge about the differences between adult and mainstream mediocre design... and your prices are too high for your skillset level... IMHO....

Heather Hamptons · 01-25-2004, 12:38 AM

im gonna say what many others here say daily.

This is afterall, gofuckyourself.com you're only gonna find honest reply's here. Some may be harsher then others but they will tell you their honest opinion.

As for the chocolate pudding wrestling..Im game. Find me a hot chick. THe loser has to lick it off of the winner

pornkitten · 01-25-2004, 12:38 AM

I need some banners

Zeora · 01-25-2004, 12:38 AM

Ok thn so dont just point at the bad parts why dont you help me out and tell me what I could change to attract more business obviously I need to update it and add more adult material.

Heather Hamptons · 01-25-2004, 12:39 AM

Well your prices are quite high for you level.

THe best I can recommend is for yout o start crusing adult sites and see what they have going. You'll pick up on it. It just takes time and practice.

stocktrader23 · 01-25-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by Zeora
Ok thn so dont just point at the bad parts why dont you help me out and tell me what I could change to attract more business obviously I need to update it and add more adult material.

There's like a billion adult designs on the net. Find something, make an example of that kind of design, if it's good people will buy.

Zeora · 01-25-2004, 12:41 AM

PornKitten if you really would like some work down please send me an email. Thanks and by the way I think that is the main reason why I started posting on this site. To see how much you guys rip me up and hopefully give me advice.

kmanrox · 01-25-2004, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Zeora
Ok thn so dont just point at the bad parts why dont you help me out and tell me what I could change to attract more business obviously I need to update it and add more adult material.

just look at and surf alot of porn paysites and see how they design them... then look at yours and see whats goin on different.... look at their design and wonder why they made things in a certain place or a certain color.... go to successful sites like adult.com cybererotica.com designs you know are money makers....

if i was a designer that's what i do...

that's what i do with any business i see.... then i think if its worth my time for the return I expect... i quick-analyze every business i see to map out how they're making their money.... the chinese buffet at lunchtime, dominoes, wal-mart, qualcomm stadium, the beach passes... analyze it all to understand business... im sure it applies to graphics as well...

chowda · 01-25-2004, 12:48 AM

.. sorry to say it, but ur sites remind me of 98.

Zeora · 01-25-2004, 12:50 AM

Man the screwed up thing is I made it around that time.

I getting a suttle hint that it is time to update it... just a small hint....

Tala · 01-25-2004, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by Zeora
PornKitten if you really would like some work down please send me an email. Thanks and by the way I think that is the main reason why I started posting on this site. To see how much you guys rip me up and hopefully give me advice.

You know, I'm rather surprised. There hasn't been nearly as much ripping as there used to be. We're turning into a kinder, gentler GFY.

The best advice that I can offer is for you to cruise around, see what's out there, and start learning more and more. You can bet that all the designers that are out there now, making decent money, are doing it by learning something new all the time.

I'm not ripping, I'm suggesting. I wish you the best of luck, so hone your skills and lower your prices. You'll get there.

Zeora · 01-25-2004, 12:55 AM

Its funny you mentioned abuot the ripping... my friend was watching the thread and was like damn you just should not have posted... well you have open the flood gates.

Tala · 01-25-2004, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by Zeora
Its funny you mentioned abuot the ripping... my friend was watching the thread and was like damn you just should not have posted... well you have open the flood gates.

This is not ripping. Not in the slightest. If you can't take this, then your best bet would be to leave quietly.

You'll do fine. Grow a thick skin and learn to ignore the haters, and to discern what's rippage and what's advice.

01-25-2004, 12:27 AM	#1
Zeora Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Art Town Posts: 14	Starving and looking for work First off this is my first post on this place. And secondly I am looking for some work. I am artist who is interested in getting some more artwork added to my portfolio. If you guys are looking for some great artwork at a low price, please give me a try. Take a loot at my website: www.zeora.com See ya around. __________________ www.zeora.com

01-25-2004, 12:30 AM	#2
Heather Hamptons Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	No offense sweetheart but your work isnt very good. On another note, you shouldnt have a sig when your so new. People here will rip you a new one! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-25-2004, 12:31 AM	#3
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01-25-2004, 12:32 AM	#4
Vox Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 2,710	Just took a look at your portfolio, and the designs just won't cut it around here. May I suggest http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/work.html __________________ Social profile assassination for hire

01-25-2004, 12:32 AM	#5
Heather Hamptons Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	lol mr. fiction I know how much all of you would love to see two chicks wrestling around (preferably in chocolate pudding) lol __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-25-2004, 12:34 AM	#6
SoundMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MidWest Posts: 3,471	I am working and starving

01-25-2004, 12:35 AM	#7
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	That site would have been cutting edge in 1997.

01-25-2004, 12:36 AM	#11
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	i can't lie, so i'd have to concur our designs arent that good at all... they're not even remotely close to showing adult web design skills or even knowledge about the differences between adult and mainstream mediocre design... and your prices are too high for your skillset level... IMHO.... __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

01-25-2004, 12:38 AM	#12
Heather Hamptons Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	im gonna say what many others here say daily. This is afterall, gofuckyourself.com you're only gonna find honest reply's here. Some may be harsher then others but they will tell you their honest opinion. As for the chocolate pudding wrestling..Im game. Find me a hot chick. THe loser has to lick it off of the winner __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-25-2004, 12:38 AM	#13
pornkitten Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,412	I need some banners

01-25-2004, 12:39 AM	#15
Heather Hamptons Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	Well your prices are quite high for you level. THe best I can recommend is for yout o start crusing adult sites and see what they have going. You'll pick up on it. It just takes time and practice. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-25-2004, 12:41 AM	#17
Zeora Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Art Town Posts: 14	PornKitten if you really would like some work down please send me an email. Thanks and by the way I think that is the main reason why I started posting on this site. To see how much you guys rip me up and hopefully give me advice. __________________ www.zeora.com

01-25-2004, 12:48 AM	#19
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	.. sorry to say it, but ur sites remind me of 98. __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

01-25-2004, 12:50 AM	#20
Zeora Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Art Town Posts: 14	Man the screwed up thing is I made it around that time. I getting a suttle hint that it is time to update it... just a small hint.... __________________ www.zeora.com

01-25-2004, 12:55 AM	#22
Zeora Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Art Town Posts: 14	Its funny you mentioned abuot the ripping... my friend was watching the thread and was like damn you just should not have posted... well you have open the flood gates. __________________ www.zeora.com