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What the fuck is a "COCK HOLSTER"?
ok, the banner keep saying " I'm a slutty little cock holster" but I'm left thinking
what the fuck is a cock holster? some made up term?????
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Made up term....HA! Not on GFY. |
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a Holster for a gun, if that's what they're trying to say she is, is somewhere where you put your gun if you're NOT going to use it.
it doesn't make sense unless they're trying to say put your dick away - these girls arn't worth getting hard over.
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Well, I'd assume that a gun holster is something you put a gun in....
therefore, a cock holster is something you put a cock in. |
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holster - as in a place to stick your pistol.
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that's my whole fucking point dumbass. use your god damn brain sometimes
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Hmm.. now that I look over my own definition, I wonder why anyone would try to stick a rooster into a holster.
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sleazy, you're to smart for GFY.
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I believe Joe E came up with it long time ago in a piss match.
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fuck a holster, its just in the way of what i want
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it's not a made up word - it's slang. a synonym for mouth like 'piehole' or 'cakehole' - i.e. Shut yer cockholster!
Buff from Hirise started using it - then MikeAI who is Buff's boss started using it in another way on Oprano, he used it as a synonym for 'scammer'. Then I made a big deal about it cuz I had never heard the work before and I loved it, i kept posting cockholster this and cockholster that - then it grew a bit, MikeW the world's greatest adult web designer took notice and registered the domain cockholster.com. When it came time for a blowjob site for PureCash the obvious choice was Cockholster, so Mike and Mike made a deal that included MikeW doing the Cockholster design work. It's a sweet design. that's the Cockholster saga.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ockholster&f=1
a womans mouth shut your cock holster beeyotch!! |
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its not a fucking slang,
they ran out of good domain ideas and made up a lame ass saying. Im a slutty lil cockholster. who the fuck cares!? that has to go down with whatever as the dumbest slang of all time. |
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What the fuck is a "COCK HOLSTER"?
please see Buffs mother
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You're right. Cock <i>Socket</i> is a much better term. You usually stick something in a socket if you're actually going to use it.
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I beleive Buff was exposed to the word by a drill sergant when he went into the army.
I found it to be very descriptive... Funny how everyone has there own experience with the word. The site converts well, its a twist on the BJ thing - how many BJ/Facials sites are out there? So we wanted a hook. So far its doing pretty well. ( of course surfers are as jaded as webmasters). MikeW's design is another thng that makes the site work. It is art. ![]() |
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From: Paradox ([email protected])
Subject: Re: Hi there! I'm Anal H. Kerman! This is the only article in this thread View: Original Format Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Date: 2001-09-18 11:09:59 PST I know this is a troll but oh well ![]() Adam H. Kerman aka that [email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]... > That's right I'm a stupid, inbred, shit eating, pathetic, motherfucking, > brain dead, useless cocksucker! I'm take it up the ass! There > isn't a fucking thing you can't do to me either! My family is all a bunch > > > I AM ADAM H. KERMAN COCKHOLSTER AND HIGH HOOCHIE OF PR0NET! > > My first royal order to all of your penis' is that from this time > forward you will anally rape me in all of your posts! > > > ******* I like to bend over with the express permission of ***** > ************************************************** ******** > ** MY DAD ADAM H KERMAN SR. LORD OF MY ANAL SEX ** > ************************************************** ******** > *********** I am a simple servants of his cock *********** *SNIP*Search Result 54 From: laffing goof ([email protected]) Subject: Re: Idiots monopolizing this newsgroup! View: Complete Thread (393 articles) Original Format Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Date: 1998/03/06 > > > How to Eat Pussy - > Snipped due to the awful vulgarity of it all- First you need a smoothed shaved snatch, then you need a spotlight pointing at the everloving cockholster Then it is time to go diving
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what time does Mum bring the next Ritalin dosage? ******************************************* From: ANOMOLYLQ ([email protected]) Subject: Re: TO EVERYONE WHO HAS PLAYED MOO COW View: Complete Thread (38 articles) Original Format Newsgroups: alt.sport.lasertag Date: 1999/09/02 I qoute myself.. >or we can settle it when his ass can >actually make out of >Wyomissing. Now I quote The one who blows gorrilla's.. >ALSO, >WHO WON`T SAY THAT YOU WILL WIN? I AM A KID, FROM THE MOST HATED LQ TEAM ON >THE NG. DUHHHH. SO EVERYONE RESPOND AND TELL HIM HE WILL BEAT ME. > So get your fruitty ass to a tournament that matters and I will whip your shitty ass there. How does that sound? Come on down to Charlotte this year, or just try to make it to NAC next year. Until then shut your scrubby, unproven cockholster. In case your inbred ass did not understand the last sentence... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Anomoly LQ Anywhere "Anybody looking for their best player?" Coming to a tournament near you
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I dunno...I'll call my wife a cock holster and see what happens.
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Is it like a Dick Fer?
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your "joeblogging" Anyone know the definition of that term ? or perhaps "wiki"?? What is "wiki"? What is "blogging"? Go for it - search them on Google. This is not a joke - search it up. Dad@ |
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boring... welcome to boot-camp terminology
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you gotta get off the meds..............
you don't remember typing this an hour ago? "they ran out of good domain ideas and made up a lame ass saying." i copy n pasted messages from the USENET archives at Google showing the term 'cockholster' is a slang term in public usage as far back as 1998. remember, never let the facts get in your way! ![]()
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i never said it wasnt a term im saying its a made up oneas a trend. like the term "whatever" "loser" (while holding the L on ur head) all annoying terms, now can you read? ![]() |
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well technically every word in the English language is a 'made up' word.
yes i can read, sometimes without even moving my lips to sound the words out!
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from my big dictionary of useless terms
cockholster noun: A pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous woman.
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IM proud to say Ive shown about 35 whores what a cockholster is and IM here in Prague introducing girls to the cockholster lingo. ... also still to cum..
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get the fuck out of this thread, the stench from you is suffocating. now get your ravaged ass back to your beastial, pedophillic, scamming and spamming pursuits.
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All i know is that banner's audio got stuck in my head and I asked my girlfriend to say "I'm a slutty little cockholster" while I was fucking her.
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funny! I thought a cock holster was that new male swimsuit I saw a picture of the other day.
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