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Old 01-25-2004, 01:24 PM   #1
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What the fuck is a "COCK HOLSTER"?

ok, the banner keep saying " I'm a slutty little cock holster" but I'm left thinking


what the fuck is a cock holster?


some made up term?????
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:25 PM   #2
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ok, the banner keep saying " I'm a slutty little cock holster" but I'm left thinking


what the fuck is a cock holster?


some made up term?????
Only a fucktard would ask this questoion.

Made up term....HA!

Not on GFY.
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:25 PM   #3
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a Holster for a gun, if that's what they're trying to say she is, is somewhere where you put your gun if you're NOT going to use it.


it doesn't make sense unless they're trying to say put your dick away - these girls arn't worth getting hard over.
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Well, I'd assume that a gun holster is something you put a gun in....

therefore, a cock holster is something you put a cock in.
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holster - as in a place to stick your pistol.
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a Holster for a gun, if that's what they're trying to say she is, is somewhere where you put your gun if you're NOT going to use it.


it doesn't make sense unless they're trying to say put your dick away - these girls arn't worth getting hard over.
What's it matter when you shoot blanks anyway?
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:27 PM   #7
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holster - as in a place to stick your pistol.
when you're NOT using it???

that's my whole fucking point dumbass.

use your god damn brain sometimes
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a Holster for a gun, if that's what they're trying to say she is, is somewhere where you put your gun if you're NOT going to use it.


it doesn't make sense unless they're trying to say put your dick away - these girls arn't worth getting hard over.
you are thinking to hard, take a break and remember most people on GFY are retards
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What's it matter when you shoot blanks anyway?
hey, i'm just happy to be able to use it sometimes... i couldn't care less if it's blanks or full skeet rounds.
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Hmm.. now that I look over my own definition, I wonder why anyone would try to stick a rooster into a holster.
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you are thinking to hard, take a break and remember most people on GFY are retards
no fucking kidding....
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sleazy, you're to smart for GFY.
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no really im not
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I believe Joe E came up with it long time ago in a piss match.
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:38 PM   #15
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Why don't people use Google anymore?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Cockholster
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it's not a made up word - it's slang. a synonym for mouth like 'piehole' or 'cakehole' - i.e. Shut yer cockholster!

Buff from Hirise started using it - then MikeAI who is Buff's boss started using it in another way on Oprano, he used it as a synonym for 'scammer'.
Then I made a big deal about it cuz I had never heard the work before and I loved it, i kept posting cockholster this and cockholster that - then it grew a bit, MikeW the world's greatest adult web designer took notice and registered the domain cockholster.com. When it came time for a blowjob site for PureCash the obvious choice was Cockholster, so Mike and Mike made a deal that included MikeW doing the Cockholster design work. It's a sweet design.

that's the Cockholster saga.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ockholster&f=1


a womans mouth

shut your cock holster beeyotch!!
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its not a fucking slang,

they ran out of good domain ideas and made up a lame ass saying.

Im a slutty lil cockholster.


who the fuck cares!? that has to go down with whatever as the dumbest slang of all time.
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:51 PM   #20
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What the fuck is a "COCK HOLSTER"?

please see

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You're right. Cock <i>Socket</i> is a much better term. You usually stick something in a socket if you're actually going to use it.
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I beleive Buff was exposed to the word by a drill sergant when he went into the army.

I found it to be very descriptive...

Funny how everyone has there own experience with the word.

The site converts well, its a twist on the BJ thing - how many BJ/Facials sites are out there? So we wanted a hook. So far its doing pretty well. ( of course surfers are as jaded as webmasters).

MikeW's design is another thng that makes the site work. It is art.
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I know this is a troll but oh well

Adam H. Kerman aka that [email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> That's right I'm a stupid, inbred, shit eating, pathetic, motherfucking,
> brain dead, useless cocksucker! I'm take it up the ass! There
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> I AM ADAM H. KERMAN COCKHOLSTER AND HIGH HOOCHIE OF PR0NET!
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> ******* I like to bend over with the express permission of *****
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> ** MY DAD ADAM H KERMAN SR. LORD OF MY ANAL SEX **
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> *********** I am a simple servants of his cock ***********

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> How to Eat Pussy -
> Snipped due to the awful vulgarity of it all-

First you need a smoothed shaved snatch, then you need a spotlight pointing at
the everloving cockholster Then it is time to go diving
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its not a fucking slang,

they ran out of good domain ideas and made up a lame ass saying.

as usual MetaGurl thrashing around without a clue.

what time does Mum bring the next Ritalin dosage?

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I qoute myself..
>or we can settle it when his ass can >actually make out of
>Wyomissing.

Now I quote The one who blows gorrilla's..
>ALSO,
>WHO WON`T SAY THAT YOU WILL WIN? I AM A KID, FROM THE MOST HATED LQ TEAM ON
>THE NG. DUHHHH. SO EVERYONE RESPOND AND TELL HIM HE WILL BEAT ME.
>

So get your fruitty ass to a tournament that matters and I will whip your
shitty ass there. How does that sound? Come on down to Charlotte this year,
or just try to make it to NAC next year. Until then shut your scrubby,
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I dunno...I'll call my wife a cock holster and see what happens.
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Is it like a Dick Fer?
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Only a fucktard would ask this questoion.

Made up term....HA!

Not on GFY.
it seems like ...
your "joeblogging"

Anyone know the definition of that term ?

or perhaps "wiki"??


What is "wiki"?
What is "blogging"?

Go for it - search them on Google.
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as usual MetaGurl thrashing around without a clue.

what time does Mum bring the next Ritalin dosage?

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I qoute myself..
>or we can settle it when his ass can >actually make out of
>Wyomissing.

Now I quote The one who blows gorrilla's..
>ALSO,
>WHO WON`T SAY THAT YOU WILL WIN? I AM A KID, FROM THE MOST HATED LQ TEAM ON
>THE NG. DUHHHH. SO EVERYONE RESPOND AND TELL HIM HE WILL BEAT ME.
>

So get your fruitty ass to a tournament that matters and I will whip your
shitty ass there. How does that sound? Come on down to Charlotte this year,
or just try to make it to NAC next year. Until then shut your scrubby,
unproven cockholster. In case your inbred ass did not understand the last
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i did not understand anything you just wrote. can u clarify cockholster?
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you gotta get off the meds..............

you don't remember typing this an hour ago?

"they ran out of good domain ideas and made up a lame ass saying."


i copy n pasted messages from the USENET archives at Google showing the term 'cockholster' is a slang term in public usage as far back as 1998.

remember, never let the facts get in your way!
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it seems like ...
your "joeblogging"

Anyone know the definition of that term ?

or perhaps "wiki"??


What is "wiki"?
What is "blogging"?

Go for it - search them on Google.
This is not a joke - search it up.
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you gotta get off the meds..............

you don't remember typing this an hour ago?

"they ran out of good domain ideas and made up a lame ass saying."


i copy n pasted messages from the USENET archives at Google showing the term 'cockholster' is a slang term in public usage as far back as 1998.

remember, never let the facts get in your way!
lol Butt that was my question, i didnt know what the point of the letter was.

i never said it wasnt a term im saying its a made up oneas a trend. like the term "whatever"
"loser" (while holding the L on ur head) all annoying terms, now can you read?
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well technically every word in the English language is a 'made up' word.

yes i can read, sometimes without even moving my lips to sound the words out!
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What's it matter when you shoot blanks anyway?

sig rules?

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from my big dictionary of useless terms


cockholster noun: A pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous woman.
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Buff from Hirise started using it - then MikeAI who is Buff's boss started using it in another way on Oprano, he used it as a synonym for 'scammer'.
Then I made a big deal about it cuz I had never heard the work before and I loved it, i kept posting cockholster this and cockholster that - then it grew a bit, MikeW the world's greatest adult web designer took notice and registered the domain cockholster.com. When it came time for a blowjob site for PureCash the obvious choice was Cockholster, so Mike and Mike made a deal that included MikeW doing the Cockholster design work. It's a sweet design.

that's the Cockholster saga.
... you are not only the biggest asshole that posts here, your are also the biggest cocksucker ... err, cockholster and that's the real cockholster saga.
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... you are not only the biggest asshole that posts here, your are also the biggest cocksucker ... err, cockholster and that's the real cockholster saga.
shut the fuck up you disease ridden fat fucking witless gormless spamming scamming sack of putrified shit fruticake.

get the fuck out of this thread, the stench from you is suffocating.

now get your ravaged ass back to your beastial, pedophillic, scamming and spamming pursuits.
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shut the fuck up you disease ridden fat fucking witless gormless spamming scamming sack of putrified shit fruticake.

get the fuck out of this thread, the stench from you is suffocating.

now get your ravaged ass back to your beastial, pedophillic, scamming and spamming pursuits.
each time I call you an asshole, my ICQ is flashing like a christmas tree, you have no friends ... you are the lowest life can get to. if there wouldn't be the internet you'd have hung yourself years ago ... it not too late, do something good, find a rope ....
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i copy n pasted messages from the USENET archives at Google showing the term 'cockholster' is a slang term in public usage as far back as 1998.
My cousins and their idiot friends were calling each other cockholsters back in the fucking 80's. The term ain't new.
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Old 01-26-2004, 03:37 AM   #41
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All i know is that banner's audio got stuck in my head and I asked my girlfriend to say "I'm a slutty little cockholster" while I was fucking her.
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Old 01-26-2004, 04:14 AM   #42
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IM proud to say Ive shown about 35 whores what a cockholster is and IM here in Prague introducing girls to the cockholster lingo. ... also still to cum..

Egypt Cockholsters
Barcelona Cockholsters
Greece Cockholsters
Italian Cockholsters

Thanx Mike
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Old 01-26-2004, 04:18 AM   #43
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funny! I thought a cock holster was that new male swimsuit I saw a picture of the other day.

*giggle*

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