PUSSY SMELL, leads to trouble? - GoFuckYourself.com

macker · 01-22-2004, 10:32 PM

Ok, so you're like me and you love getting a blowjob. Except in my case, I don't get it nearly enough.

This is the scenario:

You go out, and you get your needs taken care of by some other woman. There is no shower facilities where you just had your session.

So you head home without showering.

When you get back, your good lady unusually attempts to give you the blowjob you always ask for and you KNOW you cock still smells of pussy.

How do you stop her from giving you the blowjob, smelling the pussy, and knowing you've been playing around.

*Remember, a blowjob is something you would NEVER NORMALLY refuse.

Thanks for your input guys, got to get these stories straight before going off and using an outsourcing solution to get your cock serviced.

detoxed · 01-22-2004, 10:33 PM

Tell her you got all sweaty earlier and you need to take a shower first, tell her to wait on the bed

or tell her you shit your pants and gotta go get cleaned up.

Your choice.

Spunky · 01-22-2004, 10:33 PM

Splash on a little Brute or Old spice

Za Ha · 01-22-2004, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Tell her you got all sweaty earlier and you need to take a shower first, tell her to wait on the bed

or tell her you shit your pants and gotta go get cleaned up.

Your choice.

You will never go wrong with option #2.

WebTitan · 01-22-2004, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed

or tell her you shit your pants and gotta go get cleaned up.

GeXus · 01-22-2004, 10:37 PM

Maybe you just should cheat on your girl

tbabe · 01-22-2004, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha

You will never go wrong with option #2.

Ya, she'll buy that no problem

Shok · 01-22-2004, 10:38 PM

tell her to give you a few minutes because your "oozing" again

then run and shower

tbabe · 01-22-2004, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
Maybe you just should cheat on your girl

I think thats the basis for his question

Libertine · 01-22-2004, 10:40 PM

Just tell her you want to take a quick shower first. Most women won't mind that, and will just automatically assume you're sweaty or whatever.

Or, you could just not cheat on her

detoxed · 01-22-2004, 10:40 PM

Chances are, if she never gives blowjobs... and she offers you one when you get home... she knows somethings going on... the blowjob offer is to find out if she's right.

If she is right, she has a knife hidden nearby to cut him off

Arousal Design · 01-22-2004, 10:40 PM

Haha. Tell her that you just want to cuddle instead.

That way, if she refuses that, you can be equally amazed at refusal of something that shouldnt have been.

CamChicks · 01-22-2004, 10:41 PM

#1. Don't cheat.

#2. Why would your penis smell like pussy after just a blowjob?

(if that's the service you need from another woman bc yours wont provide)

PlayGirl · 01-22-2004, 10:43 PM

fuck her first and then shove it in her mouth... if she questions you, tell her it was her own nasty ass coochie and smack her in the face

Rorschach · 01-22-2004, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamChicks
#2. Why would your penis smell like pussy after just a blowjob?
(if that's the service you need from another woman bc yours wont provide)

That's the bit I don't get either.

macker · 01-22-2004, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamChicks
#1. Don't cheat.

#2. Why would your penis smell like pussy after just a blowjob?
(if that's the service you need from another woman bc yours wont provide)

That would have been the intention but then as expected, it would turn into a 'session'. Its very difficult to refuse to sqewer a woman if she's just been good enough to take you into her mouth.

brizzad · 01-22-2004, 10:49 PM

been in the same situation... this always works...

"I'd love for you to give me one, but I smashed my balls in between my legs when I was asleep, and they're really sore, all the extra attention down there would hurt them a lot more than they hurt now... can I take a raincheck?"

BlackCrayon · 01-22-2004, 10:54 PM

thats karma coming to bite you in the ass

gornyhuy · 01-22-2004, 10:57 PM

never go home without cleaning it. Simple as that.

If you are stupid enough to cheat, you should at LEAST have some basic procedures in place to prevent discovery.

cigarettetrio · 01-22-2004, 11:00 PM

haha, tell her "i need to piss, seriously". she might not wanna drink any piss?

xxxoutsourcing · 01-22-2004, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
Ok, so you're like me and you love getting a blowjob. Except in my case, I don't get it nearly enough.

This is the scenario:

You go out, and you get your needs taken care of by some other woman. There is no shower facilities where you just had your session.

So you head home without showering.

When you get back, your good lady unusually attempts to give you the blowjob you always ask for and you KNOW you cock still smells of pussy.

How do you stop her from giving you the blowjob, smelling the pussy, and knowing you've been playing around.

*Remember, a blowjob is something you would NEVER NORMALLY refuse.

Thanks for your input guys, got to get these stories straight before going off and using an outsourcing solution to get your cock serviced.

Lame Lame, fuck not that i cheat around, but no showers now that sucks.
Live and learn, live and learn.
Ok situation has happened and your Cock stinks, so go to the fucking 7-11 and buy some water and soap, find a dark street and drop your pants get ya cock out, lean on something at an angle with your shoulder so not to wet your pants and scrub ya cock, then you go back with a fresh smelling cock.
Now lets hope the that the bitch that just gave you a blow job did not have an STD like NSU or Clymida in her throat as it can reside their.....
If she did and blow job accepted from your lady love....YOUR BUSTED....

don't be WEAK!!!!

Mopend · 01-22-2004, 11:08 PM

if your cock smells of pussy... YOU DONT HAVE SAFE SEX!!!

jollyperv · 01-22-2004, 11:14 PM

Just wash your dick in the sink.

Jamdin · 01-22-2004, 11:20 PM

Stop poking the cat's mouth and use these:

EZRhino · 01-22-2004, 11:20 PM

She'll always let you shower first if she knows you got sweaty cock and balls.

Unless she's into sweaty cock and balls. Then you got trouble

Holly · 01-22-2004, 11:23 PM

Someone I know told me this story about getting a blowjob from a "working girl" in his car but then he decided to just go ahead and do her, and it smelled so bad it stank up his whole car. Then he had to go home to his girlfriend and he was worried she would smell it. You should ask him what he did.

Heather Hamptons · 01-22-2004, 11:25 PM

Ya know...I knew guys were dog's but never in my life have I seen so many in one damn place.

No m atter what you tell your woman she will know. We have something called intuition. Its never failed me, thats for sure.

If you come up with some lame excuse, she will know something is up......especially when your so used to being sexual.

I cant understand why you would go elsewhere when you have a loving devoted and wild woman at home.

GeXus · 01-22-2004, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbabe

I think thats the basis for his question

whoops.. i meen.. shouldnt cheat on his girl

beemk · 01-22-2004, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Just tell her you want to take a quick shower first. Most women won't mind that, and will just automatically assume you're sweaty or whatever.

Or, you could just not cheat on her

yup, no woman wants to lick on sweaty nuts

jollyperv · 01-22-2004, 11:33 PM

Girls with smelly pussies aren't worth fucking...how hard can it possibly be to wash your god damn pussy?

Even a fucking animal knows how to clean itself....

macker · 01-22-2004, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons
Ya know...I knew guys were dog's but never in my life have I seen so many in one damn place.

No m atter what you tell your woman she will know. We have something called intuition. Its never failed me, thats for sure.

If you come up with some lame excuse, she will know something is up......especially when your so used to being sexual.

I cant understand why you would go elsewhere when you have a loving devoted and wild woman at home.

Its ONLY sex isn't it? My heart isn't in it, merely my cock.

But before you get on your high horse about men being dogs, you should think...

It is YOUR PUSSY SMELLS that would cause the problem in this scenario, so who's the dog?

LexiLexxx · 01-22-2004, 11:43 PM

Maybe you would like to lick her Pussy
after she fucked the Cable guy and he
came in her pussy , like he had never
came before???

MMMM I bet you would think it
was Tasty? LMAO

Cheating Fucktard

Heather Hamptons · 01-22-2004, 11:45 PM

lol it aint my pussy., Not only do I shower everyday, I only sleep with one man. So its not my punany thats in question!

stocktrader23 · 01-22-2004, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons

No m atter what you tell your woman she will know. We have something called intuition. Its never failed me, thats for sure.

Let me get this straight........

So most women assume their men are cheating on them all the fucking time, and on the ocassion(s) that they are right they call it intuition?

brizzad · 01-22-2004, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Let me get this straight........

So most women assume their men are cheating on them all the fucking time, and on the ocassion(s) that they are right they call it intuition?

that's so true dude... I never really thought about it

Shoplifter · 01-22-2004, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed

or tell her you shit your pants and gotta go get cleaned up.

Your choice.

Oh yah say that lol.

SmutGiant · 01-23-2004, 12:05 AM

Just don't cheat man. If you wanna sleep around you shouldn't be in a relationship, and if you really care about her you'll wait 'til she's ready. Fuck, I could never have the heart to cheat on somebody i'm emotionally attatched to, just not right.

But then again, who am I to tell you what to do. Do what you want.

macker · 01-23-2004, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LexiLexxx
Maybe you would like to lick her Pussy
after she fucked the Cable guy and he
came in her pussy , like he had never
came before???

MMMM I bet you would think it
was Tasty? LMAO

Cheating Fucktard

Hey, simmer down geezer.

What part of the word 'scenario' don't you understand?

I bet you're the type of guy that if you saw a soap opera star in the street, you'd curse them for behaviour that took place while they were in character. Geeez.

SmutGiant · 01-23-2004, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Just don't cheat man. If you wanna sleep around you shouldn't be in a relationship, and if you really care about her you'll wait 'til she's ready. Fuck, I could never have the heart to cheat on somebody i'm emotionally attatched to, just not right.

But then again, who am I to tell you what to do. Do what you want.

Also would just like to add that yes, smelly pussy does suck!

rocki · 01-23-2004, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons
Ya know...I knew guys were dog's but never in my life have I seen so many in one damn place.

No m atter what you tell your woman she will know. We have something called intuition. Its never failed me, thats for sure.

If you come up with some lame excuse, she will know something is up......especially when your so used to being sexual.

I cant understand why you would go elsewhere when you have a loving devoted and wild woman at home.

Right on Heather! Us woman do not assume that our man is cheating... we sense that shit the minute you walk through that door, regardless if we say anything to you about it. Not only can a women sense it, guys are very bad at covering up cheating, that is just a fact... You act differently, you walk differently and you give off a different vibe, so when your pussy smelling cheating dick comes through that door with a different vibe and then on top of it all you try to lay down an excuse and expect it to stick? I'd rather have a guy be my best friend and be honest with me if he's banging other chics... nothing is worse then being lied to, not even cheating... Not only are you lieing to your best friend you are screwing strange pussy without condoms... what are you thinking!?

And not for nothing but i never make excuses for my actions nor do i come home with excuses of why im late, becuase excuses ARE lies...

jollyperv · 01-23-2004, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rocki

Right on Heather! Us woman do not assume that our man is cheating... we sense that shit the minute you walk through that door, regardless if we say anything to you about it. Not only can a women sense it, guys are very bad at covering up cheating, that is just a fact... You act differently, you walk differently and you give off a different vibe, so when your pussy smelling cheating dick comes through that door with a different vibe and then on top of it all you try to lay down an excuse and expect it to stick? I'd rather have a guy be my best friend and be honest with me if he's banging other chics... nothing is worse then being lied to, not even cheating... Not only are you lieing to your best friend you are screwing strange pussy without condoms... what are you thinking!?

And not for nothing but i never make excuses for my actions nor do i come home with excuses of why im late, becuase excuses ARE lies...

Wow, this is bullshit on so many levels.

fsfaz · 01-23-2004, 12:36 AM

Nice promotion.

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
Ok, so you're like me and you love getting a blowjob. Except in my case, I don't get it nearly enough.

This is the scenario:

You go out, and you get your needs taken care of by some other woman. There is no shower facilities where you just had your session.

So you head home without showering.

When you get back, your good lady unusually attempts to give you the blowjob you always ask for and you KNOW you cock still smells of pussy.

How do you stop her from giving you the blowjob, smelling the pussy, and knowing you've been playing around.

*Remember, a blowjob is something you would NEVER NORMALLY refuse.

Thanks for your input guys, got to get these stories straight before going off and using an outsourcing solution to get your cock serviced.

xxxoutsourcing · 01-23-2004, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker

Hey, simmer down geezer.

What part of the word 'scenario' don't you understand?

I bet you're the type of guy that if you saw a soap opera star in the street, you'd curse them for behaviour that took place while they were in character. Geeez.

01-23-2004, 12:39 AM

Don't Cheat

LexiLexxx · 01-23-2004, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker

Hey, simmer down geezer.

What part of the word 'scenario' don't you understand?

I bet you're the type of guy that if you saw a soap opera star in the street, you'd curse them for behaviour that took place while they were in character. Geeez.

LMAO

I'm Female.....That's why I went off!
I bet your the type to cheat! Some
of you guys think, you are the ones
that get it on the side...but what's
wife doing with her time?

macker · 01-23-2004, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LexiLexxx

LMAO

I'm Female.....That's why I went off!
I bet your the type to cheat! Some
of you guys think, you are the ones
that get it on the side...but what's
wife doing with her time?

In the kitchen cooking for me where she should be.

LexiLexxx · 01-23-2004, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker

In the kitchen cooking for me where she should be.

Ya and I bet you look like your wife's been cooking alot!!!!

myjah · 01-23-2004, 01:54 AM

i can't understand why you are going out and bonking other girls cause you don't get enough blow jobs. you didn't even just get a blow job from the other girl, apparently you fucked her. ever heard of masturbation? does wonderful things for u.

Heather Hamptons · 01-23-2004, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rocki

Right on Heather! Us woman do not assume that our man is cheating... we sense that shit the minute you walk through that door, regardless if we say anything to you about it. Not only can a women sense it, guys are very bad at covering up cheating, that is just a fact... You act differently, you walk differently and you give off a different vibe, so when your pussy smelling cheating dick comes through that door with a different vibe and then on top of it all you try to lay down an excuse and expect it to stick? I'd rather have a guy be my best friend and be honest with me if he's banging other chics... nothing is worse then being lied to, not even cheating... Not only are you lieing to your best friend you are screwing strange pussy without condoms... what are you thinking!?

And not for nothing but i never make excuses for my actions nor do i come home with excuses of why im late, becuase excuses ARE lies...

Well holy crap. There is another female on here who understands lol.

Women sense this shit. You cannot try and bullshit us. You've gotta understand that we know what you have been doing (whether its right or wrong), and you will either be rewarded or punished. Id she was trying to suck on your cock cause she's either clueless ot she cant do any better.

No offense but a real woman would dump a guy like that.

Rocki...your my girl!!!!!!!1

macker · 01-23-2004, 02:09 AM

Ladies, ladies, have you finished finding those online recipes yet? .

...its time you went back to the kitchen.

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macker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: www.FetishAssets.com Posts: 2,161	PUSSY SMELL, leads to trouble? Ok, so you're like me and you love getting a blowjob. Except in my case, I don't get it nearly enough. This is the scenario: You go out, and you get your needs taken care of by some other woman. There is no shower facilities where you just had your session. So you head home without showering. When you get back, your good lady unusually attempts to give you the blowjob you always ask for and you KNOW you cock still smells of pussy. How do you stop her from giving you the blowjob, smelling the pussy, and knowing you've been playing around. *Remember, a blowjob is something you would NEVER NORMALLY refuse. Thanks for your input guys, got to get these stories straight before going off and using an outsourcing solution to get your cock serviced. __________________ ForcedMen \| AsianViolation \| WorkMyCock \| TickleAsian \| MasturbationInstructors \| AssCleaners \| TickleTorment \| Fetish4Download (VOD) \| PantyhosePlaza \| FemaleDomination mick[at]fetishassets.com \| ICQ: 395-117

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