50 sniffers

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now Macker apparently i heard in the thread that
"Bet your the type to cheat"

Yea lets point fingers...bet you are ya twat....
POINT POINT POINT, NIPPLE TWIST....
Chinese BURN...
Stampies.

But i know ya better than that and he's just a little boy at heart...

Did you have your ironing done today????

You just put a fucking condom on ...

You mean sharted

always take with you some of those handy wet perfumed tissue papers, or just tell her you are tired and stressed.

what are you doing posting on GFY when you could get your wang cleaned and ready.

I'd be getting the BJ as we speak. The game don't wait player :thumbsup

Easy,

Tell her you have to take a shit really quick...Then when your in the bathroom jump in the shower after you "FLUSH"

:thumbsup

lol charming

exactly.. its not the smell you should be worried about, its the plethora of deseases from these random conquests.

haha if a guy told me that much detail, he wouldn't have to worry about that BJ anymore

Welcome to the Fuck Shop!

Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after fucking the pink

neighbor kid got kicked out of davis for rape

after he got a BJ from a chick

Hmmmm...very informative post and damn funny, too.

Men aren't the only ones who cheat.
Many guys are cuckolds and don't even know it.

Latest survey read that women are actually far
more likely to cheat than men are and feel justified to do it
with so many men at her service, why not?


Cable man, plumber, mail man, yard man, neighbour,
pool guy, doctor, dentist, guy across the street,
boss, former boss, ex-husband, dad's best friend, hubby's best friend, hubby's boss, numberous colleagues, UPS guy, pizza boy, guy from the China Restaurant in town, several guys at the gym,
brother-in-law...oh I forgot the car mechanic, oil change guy,
car detailer...the nerd with the big dick at the library...


I agree about the dick thing.
Think with it, use it.

Tell every guy you know to continue
doing the same.


:eatmouse

I love blowjobs! So do wives, girlfriends and all those
pros you speak of.

About the dick excuse....just TELL HER and give her your blessing
to go out and do the same. You'll both be satisfied and free of this cheating nonsense...

:2 cents:

Love and licks ;-*

Slutty Wife

That was funny!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

(No offence Macker I have no idea what you look like, it was good)

this works everytime.

tell her ya gotta piss real bad.

wash your cock n balls in the toilet.

dry em off with your underwear or shirt.

walk out naked.

your good to go.

Got one for you girls it's called Fried Men...yummy!
Featured it in my Adult Entertaining newsletter.

I also have a cuckold cupcakes recipe, too.
Let's break out our Easy Bakes and have a party!

Love and licks ;-*

Slutty Wife

If your fucking some whore bareback she gonna find out when you give her the clap anyways.

What survey says women cheat more than men?

Show this please....


:BangBang:

haha that is an awesome first post!:)