Mars Spirit Rover: This shit is starting to get scary... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Centurion · 01-23-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
Man, I'm sure it just got wet and fucked up or some shit. I mean mars if freaking far. All of our space shit fucks up all the time. I'm sure this is just another case of our space tech just malfunctioning.

Would be ironic that it got "wet" in it's quest to find out if there is/was water on Mars!

Centurion · 01-23-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Woman?s Close Encounter with Orgasmic Aliens

A former policewoman says she has been contacted by an alien race who give her orgasms at any moment.

Stephany Cohen, 42, of Lancaster Close, Bromley, says an alien race from a distant planet have chosen her and her plumber partner Michael Williams, 57, to help the human race increase their knowledge.

She says ?Grays? from the planet Cirus D have been helping out humans from the Egyptians to the Aztecs for thousands of years but now we are ready to take the final step of spiritual and intellectual fulfilment.

The spiritual healer says Grays, who communicate through telepathy, can take on the form of humans as does ?Linda? a spokesman for the Cirian Senate Committee.

Miss Cohen has been speaking to Linda through the mind of Mr Williams, who is also a medium.

She said: ?I don?t know why they have picked me. But they are not to be feared. They are very loving, intelligent and will only present themselves to those who accept them.

?Sometimes you get raptures like strong orgasms and you don?t know where it comes from. It is energies being passed down to their children on Earth. They are a good race who only like to help others.? ?Linda? told Miss Cohen she was the child of ?Grays? who came to earth thousands of years ago.

Speaking through Mr Williams, Linda said other Earthling children of Grays have included William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Nelson Mandela and Jesus Christ.

On Cirus D, according to Miss Cohen, ?Grays? reproduce without intercourse but the sexual energy which is produced is 10 times that which is produced by humans on Earth.

Mrs Cohen and Mr Williams attend West Wickham Spiritual Church, in Surrey Road, West Wickham.

10 Gray facts according to Miss Cohen: Grays come from the planet Cirus D which circles a bright blue star which can be seen first thing in the morning and late at night. According to Grays, the planet is 150 light years away. A Cirian senate committee consists of 50 male and 50 female Grays. You have to give Grays permission to let one use your body. Grays procreate by mixing male and female energy together. Pregnancy lasts three months and within six weeks of birth the young Gray is running around like an adult. Grays do not eat but drink a herb and spice drink which they grow on Cirus D and has the consistency of runny yoghurt. They have a stomach but no other organs and can take on human forms when they are on earth. Grays have been coming to Earth for thousands of years and some so called humans are the sons and daughters of these aliens. Grays are the only race on Cirus D.

I believe her. Would someone with such beautiful ribbons in her hair lie?!?

Wilber · 01-23-2004, 01:31 AM

The first time I saw that rover design I thought
"this fuckin' thing is going to use those solar panels like wings
if the wind gets up there"

It probably blew over, tipped, and smacked the antenna. It's now
upside-down and spittin' out binary mumbo-jumbo.

myjah · 01-23-2004, 01:33 AM

we should leave Mars alone before they come down here and zap us for it

Centurion · 01-23-2004, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by tbabe
Or maybe aliens landed on mars, and used one of those buggy things we used on the moon and accidentally ran over the rover. Shit happens.

Sort of like that old Twilight Zone episode with Agnes Moorhead in an old shed in the middle of nowhere and she hears these strange noises on her roof and gets really scared. So she starts lashing out at these small critters with a broom and everything.

Turned out those "critters" were Earthmen who had just landed on this planet and radioed back at the last moment warning Houston to NOT send anymore ships there.."the place is populated with GIANTS!"

blackmonsters · 01-23-2004, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by iroc409

lol, yeah, but then a few hours later you'd be getting anally raped by that little green man while the entire human race is wiped off the planet.

No; the green martian will be a minority and after probing our history databases he will only kill White people.

iroc409 · 01-23-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by blackmonsters

No; the green martian will be a minority and after probing our history databases he will only kill White people.

my bad, you're probably right. a hostile invading alien would be racially preferenced.

Greg B · 01-23-2004, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by Roger
I for one welcome our sexy martian tyrants.

That's it! Too fucking funny! I can go to bed knowing full well that we earthlings will always have a witty retort against menacing forces from the beyond.

btw, this is the last pic sent to NASA by the Mars Rover

TurboTrucker · 01-23-2004, 02:10 AM

The martians want our women!!

Pleasurepays · 01-23-2004, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Greg B

I can read just find asswipe. That info is already known. What's troubling is it shouldn't be happening. The rover sent a signal that it's still there but that's all. It's not a software glitch or it'ld have been repaired so they're thinking it's a hardware glitch which doesn't make sense considering the redundancies in systems operations and profiles.

you dont get out much do you?

you are "scared" of a failure on a mission that has about a 1:100 chance of succeeding and now you are trouble shooting for NASA?

WTF?

blackmonsters · 01-23-2004, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by TurboTrucker
The martians want our women!!

Our women will never want a martian; I mean these martians
will have super charged cars that go from 0 to 30,000MPH in 6 seconds, diamond studed atomic watches, spintwafa(scally martian animal) shoes, and provide the woman with clothes that no one else on earth could ever have, be able to instantly change the size of their dicks and dance better than black dudes.
Nah...our women won't go for that.

Centurion · 01-23-2004, 03:17 AM

Somewhere, Bill Bixby & Ray Walston are grinning big time!

Carrie · 01-23-2004, 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by blackmonsters

Our women will never want a martian; I mean these martians
will have super charged cars that go from 0 to 30,000MPH in 6 seconds, diamond studed atomic watches, spintwafa(scally martian animal) shoes, and provide the woman with clothes that no one else on earth could ever have, be able to instantly change the size of their dicks and dance better than black dudes.
Nah...our women won't go for that.

Where do I sign up?

jimthefiend · 01-23-2004, 08:04 AM

all your rovers are belong to us

puresexnow · 01-23-2004, 08:39 AM

Everybody has it wrong...

Aliens are brown not gray, and...

they stripped Spirit and sold him for parts at Vinny's.

Greg B · 01-23-2004, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by Centurion
Somewhere, Bill Bixby & Ray Walston are grinning big time!

El Demonio · 01-25-2004, 10:49 AM

What really happened out there is that the rover found Osama Bin Laden and he just destroyed it by smashing an RC controlled flying saucer over it.

Now Osama is turning every little green man into muslim and 2 years from now they are launching a planetary wide ass raping attack.

Bwaaahhaaaahaaaa.....

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El Demonio Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hell Posts: 237	What really happened out there is that the rover found Osama Bin Laden and he just destroyed it by smashing an RC controlled flying saucer over it. Now Osama is turning every little green man into muslim and 2 years from now they are launching a planetary wide ass raping attack. Bwaaahhaaaahaaaa..... __________________ WE ARE ALL ONE CIRCLE, NO BEGINNING, NO END.

01-23-2004, 01:31 AM	#53
Wilber Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: De,Oh,Lei Posts: 1,295	The first time I saw that rover design I thought "this fuckin' thing is going to use those solar panels like wings if the wind gets up there" It probably blew over, tipped, and smacked the antenna. It's now upside-down and spittin' out binary mumbo-jumbo.

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Centurion Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: SeATtle Posts: 6,033	Somewhere, Bill Bixby & Ray Walston are grinning big time!

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puresexnow Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 300	Everybody has it wrong... Aliens are brown not gray, and... they stripped Spirit and sold him for parts at Vinny's.