Can The US Forgive Canada?

[Buff]

For burning down the White House in the War of 1812? (British troops under Canadian authority)

Yes. Canada, I pardon you.

In fact, please accept some of this acid rain and chemical pollution as a token of my goodwill.

Love,

Buff

[Babaganoosh]

The Canadian onslaught continues. Have you ever tried Molson? If anything could provoke hostilities, it's that shit.

[Doctor Dre]

LMAO never heard about this b4 :P

[psyko514]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
The Canadian onslaught continues. Have you ever tried Molson? If anything could provoke hostilities, it's that shit.

Hahaha... an American dissing Canadian beer. Now that's priceless.

Molson may be shit, but it's better than Bud or Coors.
Try Sleemans, Moosehead or Labatt for some good Canadian beer.

[psyko514]

Originally posted by Buff
For burning down the White House in the War of 1812? (British troops under Canadian authority)

I'm amazed that there's an American who actually knows about this. Tell the truth, you didn't learn about that in history class, right?

[Evil Chris]

Originally posted by psyko514
Hahaha... an American dissing Canadian beer. Now that's priceless.

Oh yeah!

[Shok]

Shiner Bock is world's greatest beer in allllll the land!!!

It's from texas, thats in the US


END OF THREAD!

[Babaganoosh]

Originally posted by psyko514



Hahaha... an American dissing Canadian beer. Now that's priceless.

Molson may be shit, but it's better than Bud or Coors.
Try Sleemans, Moosehead or Labatt for some good Canadian beer.

Canadians have no right to talk shit on anyone's beer. I have yet to try a good one. I prefer to drink beer, not chew it.

[Buff]

Originally posted by psyko514


I'm amazed that there's an American who actually knows about this. Tell the truth, you didn't learn about that in history class, right?

After my Montreal trip, I decided to learn as much about Canada as possible -- the girls were very hot, and I wanted to be able to impress them.

[Head]

Originally posted by psyko514



Hahaha... an American dissing Canadian beer. Now that's priceless.

Molson may be shit, but it's better than Bud or Coors.
Try Sleemans, Moosehead or Labatt for some good Canadian beer.

[Head]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


Canadians have no right to talk shit on anyone's beer. I have yet to try a good one. I prefer to drink beer, not chew it.

I have a good french beer 4 u it's called Evion.

[L0stMind]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


Canadians have no right to talk shit on anyone's beer. I have yet to try a good one. I prefer to drink beer, not chew it.

If you like lighter beers, try alexander keiths india pale ale or moosehead

[Paul Waters]

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
LMAO never heard about this b4 :P

Then I bet you never heard that the General in command of Fort Detroit surrended to British General Isaac Brock in 1812.

No shots were fired, and the Americans outnumbered the Can/Brit/Indian forces 5:1. And they were in a fort!

[Magnus]

Ok fuck!!! We are sorry.. you can have Celine Dion and her husband and at no extra cost we'll toss in Nickelback and Avril "sk8tr boy" Levine.

Along with the other stuff..tainted meat and weather.

[Rich]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
The Canadian onslaught continues. Have you ever tried Molson? If anything could provoke hostilities, it's that shit.

Can't hadle anything more than 3.5% alcohol like you have in Bud huh? Up here we call light beer 4.5%, and the molson you tried (although there are dozens of kinds of molson beers, we're not simple Americans), probably had 5% or 5.5%. Sorry if you got drunk off one beer and pissed your pants, there should be a warning lable on our beer for Americans used to watered down water in a bud can.

[xxxdesign-net]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


I have yet to try a good one.

THis expert in Canadian beer wanted to say...

"I have yet to try another one....."

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Buff


After my Montreal trip, I decided to learn as much about Canada as possible -- the girls were very hot, and I wanted to be able to impress them.

He looked it up in the library and found a book, "Impressive Canadian Military Victories" needless to say it was a quick read.

[psyko514]

Originally posted by Magnus3X
Ok fuck!!! We are sorry.. you can have Celine Dion and her husband and at no extra cost we'll toss in Nickelback and Avril "sk8tr boy" Levine.

Along with the other stuff..tainted meat and weather.

Nickleback is Canadian? I'm going to renounce my citizenship.

[psyko514]

Originally posted by Rich



Can't hadle anything more than 3.5% alcohol like you have in Bud huh? Up here we call light beer 4.5%, and the molson you tried (although there are dozens of kinds of molson beers, we're not simple Americans), probably had 5% or 5.5%. Sorry if you got drunk off one beer and pissed your pants, there should be a warning lable on our beer for Americans used to watered down water in a bud can.

Don't forget Blue Dry at 6.1%

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I prefer to drink piss, not real beer.

Enjoy that.

[sherie]

Oh I thought this was an issue of forgiveness for having us export Celine Deon...ah well carry on then....

[Shok]

I hate Budweiser but here's something funny.


Budweiser is the #1 sellling beer in Ireland, and #4 in Canada

[TheEnforcer]

America does a shitload of things very well but beer isn't one of them. The major brewing companies suck ass but the much smaller outfits make some good micro brews and such.

A list of great beers

Beck's
St. Pauli Girl
Moosehead
Labaatt's

[wayward]

FUCK CANADA!!!! with all their flappy heads...BLAME CANADA!!!! i love canada, burn the white house down again!!!!!

[Shok]

Originally posted by wayward
FUCK CANADA!!!! with all their flappy heads...BLAME CANADA!!!! i love canada, burn the white house down again!!!!!

bi-polor?

[Mr. Jim]

Originally posted by Magnus3X
Ok fuck!!! We are sorry.. you can have Celine Dion and her husband and at no extra cost we'll toss in Nickelback and Avril "sk8tr boy" Levine.

Along with the other stuff..tainted meat and weather.

send Avril and we have grounds to cut off all diplomatic talks

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by Shok
Budweiser is the #1 sellling beer in Ireland, and #4 in Canada

Budweiser is also brewed here, the recipe altered to bring it up to our standards.... 5% alc/vol. At best it can be called "Canadian Budweiser".

Can The US Forgive Canada?

For taking up residence in your old white house, then burning it to the ground after we where done with it?

Let's crack a beer and call it even. :D

[Shok]

Canada sucks when it comes to making crack though.......USA is number 1 all others are 2 or lower

WE RULE!!!!!

[JFK]

Originally posted by Buff
For burning down the White House in the War of 1812? (British troops under Canadian authority)

Yes. Canada, I pardon you.

In fact, please accept some of this acid rain and chemical pollution as a token of my goodwill.

Love,

Buff

and as a token of our good will, we shall send you some Cows, they maybee a bit Mad tough, because of the Acid rain

[StuartD]

When are you guys ever gonna get off your ass and paint that damn building anyway?

[psyko514]

Originally posted by Shok
Canada sucks when it comes to making crack though.......USA is number 1 all others are 2 or lower

WE RULE!!!!!

You import your crack from Columbia.


And JFK, you're Canadian? I had no idea! Where from?

[Babaganoosh]

Originally posted by Rich



Can't hadle anything more than 3.5% alcohol like you have in Bud huh? Up here we call light beer 4.5%, and the molson you tried (although there are dozens of kinds of molson beers, we're not simple Americans), probably had 5% or 5.5%. Sorry if you got drunk off one beer and pissed your pants, there should be a warning lable on our beer for Americans used to watered down water in a bud can.

Actually I rarely drink beer. It makes you fat.

[Rich]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


Actually I rarely drink beer. It makes you fat.

Actually no, it doesn't. Being fat and lazy make you fat, I've had at least a couple beers a week my whole life, back when I was younger way more than that, and I'm in good shape. There was actually a study recently that showed beer is not as bad as everyone thinks, and that if people would quit the snacking and 6 hour TV sessions that surround the drinking, they'd be fine.

[Rich]

Originally posted by Shok


bi-polor?

Some Americans have never heard of Canada before the South Park movie, he's obviously one.

[Shok]

Originally posted by psyko514


You import your crack from Columbia.


And JFK, you're Canadian? I had no idea! Where from?

wrong!!!

we import the coke, but we make the best crack

your just jealous!!

[soldierdog]

Watery American Beer wears your dick out, who has time to piss every couple of swigs.

[Shok]

Originally posted by soldierdog
Watery American Beer wears your dick out, who has time to piss every couple of swigs.

don't break the seal and you will be ok

[JFK]

Originally posted by psyko514


You import your crack from Columbia.


And JFK, you're Canadian? I had no idea! Where from?

Yup, I am so Eh .........Live near Toronto

[Babaganoosh]

Originally posted by Rich


Actually no, it doesn't. Being fat and lazy make you fat, I've had at least a couple beers a week my whole life, back when I was younger way more than that, and I'm in good shape. There was actually a study recently that showed beer is not as bad as everyone thinks, and that if people would quit the snacking and 6 hour TV sessions that surround the drinking, they'd be fine.

Beers on average (not including light beers) contain between 150-200 calories and 10-20 grams of carbs per 12 oz. Now lets say you want to get shitfaced on a Saturday night. Let's just say 8 beers for the evening (and I know a good majority of you drink more than that).

That's between 1200 and 1600 calories and 80-160 grams of carbs. That will make you fat. Especially if you do it more than once a month. I know people who do it 3 times per week.

[imJason]

canada is good,

because pot is better,

and I jut saw a ad for porno on CNN,

I doubt cnn in the states sells porno,

[Rich]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


Beers on average (not including light beers) contain between 150-200 calories and 10-20 grams of carbs per 12 oz. Now lets say you want to get shitfaced on a Saturday night. Let's just say 8 beers for the evening (and I know a good majority of you drink more than that).

That's between 1200 and 1600 calories and 80-160 grams of carbs. That will make you fat. Especially if you do it more than once a month. I know people who do it 3 times per week.

People who believe diet bullshit and count calories or carbs are probably fat and watch too much TV. I used to drink 25 beers three times a week at least, but combined with a balanced diet and regular excersise, I've always been it pretty good shape. I'm not saying beer is great for you, but don't say it makes you fat. Being a lazy fatso makes you fat. And no I'm not some skinny guy who never puts on weight, or a health obsessed body builder, but anyone in the world can drink beer and not get fat if they don't combine it with eating McD's and not moving for days at a time.

[Babaganoosh]

Originally posted by Rich


People who believe diet bullshit and count calories or carbs are probably fat and watch too much TV. I used to drink 25 beers three times a week at least, but combined with a balanced diet and regular excersise, I've always been it pretty good shape...

If there were a bullshit limit on GFY you definitely would have just exceeded it.

[theharvman]

Originally posted by soldierdog
Watery American Beer wears your dick out, who has time to piss every couple of swigs.

[Kimmykim]

Originally posted by Shok



wrong!!!

we import the coke, but we make the best crack

your just jealous!!

Dont forget the crystal meth, we've got some real rocket scientists on that project ;)

[sherie]

Originally posted by Kimmykim


Dont forget the crystal meth, we've got some real rocket scientists on that project ;)

LOL true dat~!

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
That's between 1200 and 1600 calories and 80-160 grams of carbs. That will make you fat. Especially if you do it more than once a month. I know people who do it 3 times per week.

If you exercise even a little, those calories can be burned off easily. It is inactivity, a sedentary lifestyle, that makes you fat. Not beer.


Next.

[iroc409]

Originally posted by psyko514



Hahaha... an American dissing Canadian beer. Now that's priceless.

Molson may be shit, but it's better than Bud or Coors.
Try Sleemans, Moosehead or Labatt for some good Canadian beer.

granted most american beers are shit, but why would you drink any other beer when there's GUINNESS available?

although i admit i occasionally enjoy some sam adams, or there's a local brewery here in town that has some kick ass suds.

[Babaganoosh]

Originally posted by CDSmith
If you exercise even a little, those calories can be burned off easily. It is inactivity, a sedentary lifestyle, that makes you fat. Not beer.


Next.

Capt. Obvious to the rescue. My point is that if you are out to get drunk, there are better things to drink than beer. If you enjoy beer, fine. Better get off your ass and get some exercise.

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Capt. Obvious to the rescue. My point is that if you are out to get drunk, there are better things to drink than beer. If you enjoy beer, fine. Better get off your ass and get some exercise.

Regular alcoholic drinks contain high calorie levels as well. Got any other non-points?

[Rich]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


If there were a bullshit limit on GFY you definitely would have just exceeded it.

Obviously you've never been to college in Canada.