Pointers for how to get people to read your GFY threads - GoFuckYourself.com

Buff · 01-22-2004, 03:25 PM

Everyone wants to get his point across and for others to listen so here are some pointers:

1. USE ALL CAPS. IT?S LIKE SHOUTING IN REAL LIFE AND EVERYONE LISTENS TO PEOPLE WHO SHOUT!

2. Swear a lot. Swearing means you are colorful and angry, and anger always equals intelligence.

3. Take up a cause. Walmart is a really bad and evil corporation so everyone fill your cart with stuff and leave it without paying. That?ll show them!

4. If you don?t know any facts to back up your case make some up. Did you know that in 1875 American Indians invented the first powered flight vehicle, but this was never discovered because the US Army blew it up with a cruise missile.

5. If you don?t know any facts to back up your case and can?t make any up, be vague. Indians good, white men bad!

6. Conspiracy theories are your friends. The Jews are trying to take over the world by making really bad movies in their own town named Hollywood.

7. Blame your favorite or not so favorite political group for everything. The Democrats started WW2! The Republicans started WW3! The Democrats gave me a BJ in my sleep! The Republicans stole my wallet!

8. When in doubt blame a President. Lincoln is the reason why we lost in Vietnam! It?s Reagan?s fault my hair is greasy! Clinton ruined my sex drive! Bush ran over my dog!

9. Only respond to one sentence of another person?s post and take it out of context. Guy 1 posts about how the war in Iraq was a good idea for many reasons, one being because Saddam was killing his own people. Guy 2 responds with a post asking why Guy 1 thinks it was a good idea that Saddam killed his own people.

10. When all else has failed use sexually explicit language and post a link to a porn site. Everyone likes porn!

[Brian] · 01-22-2004, 03:28 PM

Thrawn$ · 01-22-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

6. Conspiracy theories are your friends. The Jews are trying to take over the world by making really bad movies in their own town named Hollywood.

this one works all the time

fuzebox · 01-22-2004, 03:30 PM

11. If you don't get enough response from your thread, create new identical ones a few times a day.

TDF · 01-22-2004, 03:31 PM

reading threads and getting someone to believe your bullshit are 2 seperate things

Scott McD · 01-22-2004, 03:34 PM

Mention WMD and or the words 'george & bush'...

crockett · 01-22-2004, 03:35 PM

or you could just pay someone to post for you... 95% of juicy links posts are mine I just let him post for me because he's such the guido I know everyone will read them

uvort · 01-22-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
reading threads and getting someone to believe your bullshit are 2 seperate things

Your wisdom always brings me into the light toodamnfli

TDF · 01-22-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by uvort

Your wisdom always brings me into the light toodamnfli

dont beleive anything i type...im just bullshittin with yall..and you know this..mannnnnnnnnnn

myjah · 01-22-2004, 03:40 PM

(pic) always makes me open it

PlayGirl · 01-22-2004, 03:43 PM

thanks dude... that really helped me out

uvort · 01-22-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

dont beleive anything i type...im just bullshittin with yall..and you know this..mannnnnnnnnnn

I just like to toss shit your way cuz the first time i saw you was at hardcorej's house and you were wearing a dress

J tells me that you are a good guy, I look forward to meeting you sometime in the future

TDF · 01-22-2004, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by uvort

I just like to toss shit your way cuz the first time i saw you was at hardcorej's house and you were wearing a dress

J tells me that you are a good guy, I look forward to meeting you sometime in the future

hahahahaa...well i'll do damn near anything for a buck..except being gay or tranny content!

tbabe · 01-22-2004, 03:49 PM

HAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgive my shouting, i just wanted attention

uvort · 01-22-2004, 03:49 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by toodamnfli
[B]

hahahahaa...well i'll do damn near anything for a buck..except being gay or tranny content!

Well fuck, J makes me work on that shit...and he makes fun of me..this all coming from a man who wore a dress and he wore his g/f's bikini while posing in front of her car...hrm.....makes you wonder

brand0n · 01-22-2004, 03:52 PM

i read all your posts just so i get the chance to call you an asshat, asshat.

Baal · 01-22-2004, 03:52 PM

You forgot the most effective way to get people to check out your thread:

12. Title the thread "Check out these tits (pic)", regardless of the real thread topic.

Guaranteed click-factor.

Buff · 01-22-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
i read all your posts just so i get the chance to call you an asshat, asshat.

I wish we could have met in Vegas so you could have called me an asshat to my face.

Lykos · 01-22-2004, 03:55 PM

dig420 · 01-22-2004, 03:57 PM

just use the word 'boobies' in your subject line

Doctor Dre · 01-22-2004, 05:06 PM

You forgot one thing : Post boobs pics when you don't know what to say.

Doctor Dre · 01-22-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli

hahahahaa...well i'll do damn near anything for a buck..except being gay or tranny content!

is that picture gay or tranny content ?

brand0n · 01-22-2004, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff

I wish we could have met in Vegas so you could have called me an asshat to my face.

why wouldnt i call you an asshat to your face, you dont take any of this shit serious do you? calm down there tuff guy, dont go gettin your chest all puffed out.

traffictrader · 01-22-2004, 05:44 PM

don't forget the most important 4-letter word you can use...

bump.

hudson · 01-22-2004, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffictrader
don't forget the most important 4-letter word you can use...

bump.

did someone say "bump"??

Buff · 01-22-2004, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
why wouldnt i call you an asshat to your face, you dont take any of this shit serious do you? calm down there tuff guy, dont go gettin your chest all puffed out.

I am very serious and high strung, if you can't tell from my posts.

mrthumbs · 01-22-2004, 10:00 PM

Buff.. i think its time for # 10..

Smokey The Bear · 01-22-2004, 10:03 PM

Those are somewhat important but YOUR NAME is most important.

Second most important is content of course.

And third most important . Use " JEW " in the title and you sure to get alot of responses.

Go try it. " spam me with jew hating sponsors " and see how many you get

netrizer · 01-22-2004, 10:06 PM

my successes so far as i just got here today... talk hella shit because most of these fuckers here do the same. shit talking starts conversations and 'discussions'

Smokey The Bear · 01-22-2004, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by netrizer
my successes so far as i just got here today... talk hella shit because most of these fuckers here do the same. shit talking starts conversations and 'discussions'

well so far your doing a great job , your at 24 posts and you have broken the first rule of GFY

Your sig is too big. 3 lines max

hudson · 01-22-2004, 10:15 PM

bump (pic)

01-22-2004, 03:25 PM	#1
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	Pointers for how to get people to read your GFY threads Everyone wants to get his point across and for others to listen so here are some pointers: 1. USE ALL CAPS. IT?S LIKE SHOUTING IN REAL LIFE AND EVERYONE LISTENS TO PEOPLE WHO SHOUT! 2. Swear a lot. Swearing means you are colorful and angry, and anger always equals intelligence. 3. Take up a cause. Walmart is a really bad and evil corporation so everyone fill your cart with stuff and leave it without paying. That?ll show them! 4. If you don?t know any facts to back up your case make some up. Did you know that in 1875 American Indians invented the first powered flight vehicle, but this was never discovered because the US Army blew it up with a cruise missile. 5. If you don?t know any facts to back up your case and can?t make any up, be vague. Indians good, white men bad! 6. Conspiracy theories are your friends. The Jews are trying to take over the world by making really bad movies in their own town named Hollywood. 7. Blame your favorite or not so favorite political group for everything. The Democrats started WW2! The Republicans started WW3! The Democrats gave me a BJ in my sleep! The Republicans stole my wallet! 8. When in doubt blame a President. Lincoln is the reason why we lost in Vietnam! It?s Reagan?s fault my hair is greasy! Clinton ruined my sex drive! Bush ran over my dog! 9. Only respond to one sentence of another person?s post and take it out of context. Guy 1 posts about how the war in Iraq was a good idea for many reasons, one being because Saddam was killing his own people. Guy 2 responds with a post asking why Guy 1 thinks it was a good idea that Saddam killed his own people. 10. When all else has failed use sexually explicit language and post a link to a porn site. Everyone likes porn!

01-22-2004, 03:28 PM	#2
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01-22-2004, 03:31 PM	#5
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	reading threads and getting someone to believe your bullshit are 2 seperate things __________________ Sig heil

01-22-2004, 03:34 PM	#6
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01-22-2004, 03:35 PM	#7
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01-22-2004, 03:30 PM	#4
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,115	11. If you don't get enough response from your thread, create new identical ones a few times a day.

01-22-2004, 03:40 PM	#10
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01-22-2004, 03:43 PM	#11
PlayGirl Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,062	thanks dude... that really helped me out

01-22-2004, 03:49 PM	#14
tbabe Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,494	HAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forgive my shouting, i just wanted attention

01-22-2004, 03:49 PM	#15
uvort Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Metalcash.com Posts: 3,580	[QUOTE]Originally posted by toodamnfli [B] hahahahaa...well i'll do damn near anything for a buck..except being gay or tranny content! Well fuck, J makes me work on that shit...and he makes fun of me..this all coming from a man who wore a dress and he wore his g/f's bikini while posing in front of her car...hrm.....makes you wonder __________________ See Sig. 199907143

01-22-2004, 03:52 PM	#16
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01-22-2004, 03:52 PM	#17
Baal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 696	You forgot the most effective way to get people to check out your thread: 12. Title the thread "Check out these tits (pic)", regardless of the real thread topic. Guaranteed click-factor.

01-22-2004, 03:55 PM	#19
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	__________________

01-22-2004, 03:57 PM	#20
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	just use the word 'boobies' in your subject line

01-22-2004, 05:44 PM	#24
traffictrader Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: ICQ# 93507395 Posts: 1,331	don't forget the most important 4-letter word you can use... bump. __________________

01-22-2004, 10:00 PM	#27
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Buff.. i think its time for # 10..

01-22-2004, 10:03 PM	#28
Smokey The Bear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: South Of Heaven™ Posts: 3,880	Those are somewhat important but YOUR NAME is most important. Second most important is content of course. And third most important . Use " JEW " in the title and you sure to get alot of responses. Go try it. " spam me with jew hating sponsors " and see how many you get

01-22-2004, 10:06 PM	#29
netrizer Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: clouds Posts: 69	my successes so far as i just got here today... talk hella shit because most of these fuckers here do the same. shit talking starts conversations and 'discussions'

01-22-2004, 10:15 PM	#31
hudson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Grand Central Posts: 2,948	bump (pic)