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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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do you ask to be laid?
me and a harlot were discussing this earlier about men asking for sex..she says it depends upon the level of commitment with the said party..but I feel you know what your comming over for so why ask? Take the pussy!
do you ask your so for ass or do u just signal the johnson for spontaeneous combustion? |
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I just snap my fingers..
Twice.
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"either spread your legs or leave but im gonna cum either way"
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I just signal the johnson for spontaeneous combustion! Isn't that what we all do?
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just jump on it
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i don't bother to ask her.
i just put it inside while she's sleeping.
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I leave an envelope filled with money on the table
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the earhole is too big for me, i can't feel anything.
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got our attention didn't it? ;) |
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when in doubt....whip it out!
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My girl is the one who instigates the sex, she's hornier than me!
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depending on the relationship that i have with the girl. if its understood that all we are doing when we spend time together is sex then yes, i will ask or get aggressive with her. no point in spending quality time with someone who understands that we are basically just "mind clearers." for girls who i have feelings for i won't just come out and say "so you ready to have sex?" but i will give them not so subtle hints...i.e. putting her hand on my dick or doing the 4 play thing. if eitehr one of heads is between a girls legs then it's understood that i'm not asking her if she wants to go get something to eat.
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lately me and man have been doin the "asking" thing. He works in the morning, i work at night, so its more or less a "are ya too tired to fuck?" question , but not as vulger lol
and if he is too tired, i wait till he goes to bed, gets morning wood, i jump on it and start riding like a Southern Bell on a bull!!! YEEEE HAWWW!!!!!!! ![]() |
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I'm married....I'm at her beck and call.
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