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Jay3 · 01-19-2004, 11:02 PM

IF you had to sleep with two famous people simultaneously, who would you choose?

tootie · 01-19-2004, 11:03 PM

HAD to our could?

Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortenson

KRL · 01-19-2004, 11:03 PM

IF by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep you head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you.
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don?t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don?t give way to hating,
And yet don?t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat these two imposters just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you?ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ?em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ?Hold on!?

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds? worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that?s in it,
And - which is more - you?ll be a Man, my son!

Ic3m4nZ · 01-19-2004, 11:05 PM

britney s. & christina a.

BIG Movie List · 01-19-2004, 11:07 PM

the olsen twins

Spunky · 01-19-2004, 11:08 PM

Rossanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnall

Death From Above · 01-19-2004, 11:12 PM

Jessica Alba & Britney Spears

GonePhishing · 01-19-2004, 11:15 PM

Lea Thompson and Elizabeth Hurley

Vitasoy · 01-19-2004, 11:29 PM

Anna K. and Britney S.

01-19-2004, 11:02 PM	#1
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01-19-2004, 11:03 PM	#2
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	HAD to our could? Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortenson __________________

01-19-2004, 11:03 PM	#3
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	IF by Rudyard Kipling If you can keep you head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you. If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don?t deal in lies, Or being hated, don?t give way to hating, And yet don?t look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat these two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you?ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ?em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ?Hold on!? If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds? worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that?s in it, And - which is more - you?ll be a Man, my son! __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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01-19-2004, 11:08 PM	#6
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