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Sarah_Jayne · 01-20-2004, 08:48 AM

Rabbi invents prayer for porn-surfing Jews

An Israeli rabbi has invented a prayer to help Jews overcome the guilt of visiting pornographic websites.

The benediction by Shlomo Eliahu says: "Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)."

Mr Eliahu said he had seen a marked increase in the number of men who had come to him to confess their internet sins.

The callers said they were worried that the time they were spending surfing for porn was ruining their family lives, the daily Yedioth Ahronoth reports.

The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on, or even programme it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a dodgy site intentionally or by mistake.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_857733.html

Buff · 01-20-2004, 08:54 AM

Unbelievable.

mistersoft · 01-20-2004, 08:56 AM

If I wasn't a sigwhore I would put this in my sig;""Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)."
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01-20-2004, 08:48 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Rabbi invents prayer for porn-surfing Jews ! Rabbi invents prayer for porn-surfing Jews An Israeli rabbi has invented a prayer to help Jews overcome the guilt of visiting pornographic websites. The benediction by Shlomo Eliahu says: "Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)." Mr Eliahu said he had seen a marked increase in the number of men who had come to him to confess their internet sins. The callers said they were worried that the time they were spending surfing for porn was ruining their family lives, the daily Yedioth Ahronoth reports. The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on, or even programme it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a dodgy site intentionally or by mistake. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_857733.html

01-20-2004, 08:56 AM	#3
mistersoft Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,021	If I wasn't a sigwhore I would put this in my sig;""Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)." " __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-20-2004, 08:54 AM	#2
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	Unbelievable.