For the next 10 minutes, I will answer any question about anything...

why do my nutz itch

Giant Crotch Lobsters

You mean I have the Crabs? I prob should see a doctor

I need to use string_to_object and
object_to_string method into an interceptor. Since there is no method to
get an ORB instance from an interceptor and since the singleton created
by org.omg.CORBA.ORB.init() can't ne used to invoke these method, I
think that the only way to do this (that is object --> string and string
--> object) is to "reimplement" the two methods in other ways (as more
as possible standard CORBA); The Codec interface seems to be the
appropriate choice, but I still need the ORB to manage the type
code........

How do I find true happiness?

No, you have Giant Crotch Lobsters. You should see a Gynecologist.

Use the flux capacitor.

And what are you doing still up so late?
WG

KY and the current issue of Playboy.

what's for lunch today?

is it morally wrong to pay for sex?

What drove you to get your lower lip pierced?

(it looks good, but I've always wondered)

12 oz. New York Strip, steamed vegetables and a Giant Crotch Lobster dipped in butter.

Question 1:

According to the Egyptian historian Manetho, what is the actual birthdate of the Egyptian civilization?


39,620 B.C.
5,342 B.C.
12,983 B.C.
4,923 B.C.


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Question 2:

Who was the 14th century Arab astronomer that anticipated the results of Copernicus' theories by 150 years?


Ibn Mushaf
Ibn al-Shatir
Bernard Claivarux
Al jaref


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Question 3:

What sage was denounced by Emperor Nero for high treason, yet as he was to be sentenced, the charges continually disappeared from the parchment onto which were written his crimes?


Bruno
Cicero
Appollonius of Tyana
Heraclitus


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Question 4:

Who was the director of the movie based on the life and times of Caravaggio?


Fellini
Lena Wurtmuller
Derek Jarman
Roman Polanski


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Question 5:

Who did Cervantes dub as the "monster of nature" for authoring over 2,000 plays?

Lope de Vega
Sor Juana
Unamuno
Shakespeare


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Question 6:

Who was the Psychopomp that led dead souls to the Underworld?

Virgil
Hermes
Dante
Eros


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Question 7:

The word "soap" came to us from an Egyptian word since they were quite keen on hygiene. What is the etymological derivation of this word?

udjat
suaop
swab
sabi


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Question 8:

What Chinese person invented the first seismograph, a crude device, in 132 AD?

Bi Sheng
Huang ti
Weng ti
Zhang Heng


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Question 9:

Which artist had a grandfather that was the first senator from Missouri? (Standing 6'4 he severly injured Andrew Jackson in a duel.)

Thomas Hart Benton
Matisse
Jackson Pollack
Picasso


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Question 10:

Which famous text by Hermes (Thoth) explained the process whereby a human being could transform himself into a God?

Book of Truth
Book of Necronomicon
Book of Infinity
Book of Breathings

You ALWAYS pay for sex.

How does the caramel get inserted in the caramilk chocolate bars ?

A 1984 Toyota Corola.

good enough for me, well off to sleep nighty night

10mbps = ????GB transfer / month ??

Very carefully.

"But I must warn you,
that one of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies.
That's the rules too .. HE always lies .."

"I do not! I tell the truth!"

"Oh what a lie!"

Of Course.


And did you lose your virginity in the back seat of a tattoo parlor then?

2,566.40625GB / month (average) if you run a constant 10mbps, without flux.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Labrynth

Nope, I lost my virginity to a 25 y/o babe when I was 15 y/o.

^UP or _DOWN?

Wrong Wrong Wrong, dumbass

Question 1:
According to the Egyptian historian Manetho, what is the actual birthdate of the Egyptian civilization?



Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is 39,620 B.C..


The 'Aegyptica' is the history of Egypt written by Manetho, it was written circa 305 B.C. in the reign of Ramses II. Both the Manetho and the Turin Papyrus confirm that the age of the Egyptian civilization stretches back to 39,620 B.C.

11% of players have answered correctly.



Question 2:
Who was the 14th century Arab astronomer that anticipated the results of Copernicus' theories by 150 years?



Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is Ibn al-Shatir.


Actually, pretty much everyone knew that the solar system was heliocentric...it was just the church that was the problem!

38% of players have answered correctly.



Question 3:
What sage was denounced by Emperor Nero for high treason, yet as he was to be sentenced, the charges continually disappeared from the parchment onto which were written his crimes?



Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is Appollonius of Tyana.


Appollonius of Tyana, often called Balinas, was often seen practicing Bi-location and levitation. His main idea was that there was One-Mind, and through the awakening of the 7th cakra, all men could be united with the Cosmic Mind. Much of his ideas are in reference to the Green Emerald Tablets, and his most known work is called the "Book of the Secrets of Creation".

29% of players have answered correctly.



Question 4:
Who was the director of the movie based on the life and times of Caravaggio?



Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is Derek Jarman.


Jarman was also active in directing films for pop music groups like the Smiths and the Pet Shop Boys, and created a bio-pic on Wittgenstein as well.

22% of players have answered correctly.



Question 5:
Who did Cervantes dub as the "monster of nature" for authoring over 2,000 plays?


Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is Lope de Vega.


Lope was a Spanish genius who completed an entire 4-act play 'El Verdadero Amante' at the age of 12. But perhaps he wrote a few too many plays...

47% of players have answered correctly.



Question 6:
Who was the Psychopomp that led dead souls to the Underworld?


Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is Hermes.

40% of players have answered correctly.



Question 7:
The word "soap" came to us from an Egyptian word since they were quite keen on hygiene. What is the etymological derivation of this word?


Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is swab.


Swab and wab comes from Wbd. Also a group of people called the Wahbis, Islams, S-Wbd means to be pure.

33% of players have answered correctly.



Question 8:
What Chinese person invented the first seismograph, a crude device, in 132 AD?


Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is Zhang Heng.


Zhang Heng was a great scientist, possibly analogous to the Greek Eratosthenes, who lived during the later Han Dynasty and was in the employ of the emperor.

30% of players have answered correctly.



Question 9:
Which artist had a grandfather that was the first senator from Missouri? (Standing 6'4 he severly injured Andrew Jackson in a duel.)


Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is Thomas Hart Benton.


After Thomas Hart Benton graduated from the Art Institute of Chicago, he went to Paris and was known as le petit Balzac. He said "the life of the artist was the best, if you could get by the first 40 years". He flirted with synchronism and fused it with Cubism. He copied many of the masters, and Tintoretto was the main person whom he imitated. Many of Tintoretto's figures were made into sculptures, from this moment on he made all the figures in clay before even beginning to paint. Baroque story-telling was the key point he was making, rather than conceptual ideas. Therefore, the art was the reflection of the American history, clearly depicted.

47% of players have answered correctly.



Question 10:
Which famous text by Hermes (Thoth) explained the process whereby a human being could transform himself into a God?


Your Answer [No Answer] Incorrect

The correct answer is Book of Breathings.


On the Seti temple (1300 B.C.) the Ibis, carrying the double caduceus is shown exemplifying the Intellect and the rising forces of Kundalini. Asian texts seem to take these Egyptian teachings and elaborate quite deeply on the process of opening the cakras.

12% of players have answered correctly.

A woodchuck would if a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Sideways.

damn I thought it was 7.2 ounces

Correct!

Where's the naughtiest place u have ever had sex?

Wrong!

It *was* magical, wasn't it my love?

A graveyard.

Meow! It was Voodoo Magical!

Me too, spooky.... on a bench in a church yard on a misty moor in England very late at night. It was very scary...

TIME.

Ok, so it was 20+ minutes. LOL

Thanks for playing!

WHY???



Rip

Ok, one more...

A: He's trying to strangle the Giant Crotch Lobsters.

I missed you, you sexy Goth-God you.

That is fucking hilarious.

Is this "Cheshire"?? If so, what happened to your old nick?

I am not laughing at the Toyota, I am laughing that that was your response to "what drove you to blah blah blah". Good answer.

can you keep a secret?

(someone changed my password on me)

Nice. Good to see you around again! If you have ICQ, hit me up. 12636661

You got something I want Voodoo!