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Rinaldo 01-19-2004 09:50 AM

ANything with violence... notice Hiroshima ... that was violent and seems every movie has a reference to it or a clip from the explosion.

Scott McD 01-19-2004 09:57 AM

http://www.esatclear.ie/~johnplynch/rovers/celtic.gif

MadCap 01-19-2004 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


you call your pansy football with helmets and girly pads real football? puh-lease... real men play rugby.


Rugby dosent move at any where near the speed of footbal a bunch of beer guzzuling dickheads pushing against ech other and when someone gets close. They get rid of the fuckin ball i dare the to pull a duce mcallister put your head down and speed up. Fuckin pansies."oh shit here he come I've got to get rid of the ball". Watch a wide reciever go over the middle once blind looking back at the qb and you see a real man.


But I have to say Hocke is the REAL TOUGHMAN sport 80 fuckin games a year hitting harder than fooball cause the are moving faster and there are boards. And it is only team sport in the world where fighting is acceptable and a normal part of the game.

Scott McD 01-19-2004 09:59 AM

God himself

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/henriks/.../henrik_11.jpg

:glugglug

Paul -C- 01-19-2004 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD
God himself

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/henriks/.../henrik_11.jpg

:glugglug

One of the best players ever

Gunni 01-19-2004 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD
God himself

http://www.soccer.net/soccerbid/zola.jpg

:glugglug

I second that! :glugglug

Scott McD 01-19-2004 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni


I second that! :glugglug

Doesn't even come close... :winkwink:

Scott McD 01-19-2004 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer
Since when did 90 mins become 4 hours ??

Gunni 01-19-2004 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

Doesn't even come close... :winkwink:

There is only one god, and Zola is his name :glugglug

But I have to admit that I wouldn't mind if Roman bought your boy :winkwink:

Lane 01-19-2004 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer
glad you brought it up

in average, there is more goals per hour in soccer than there is in football

:glugglug

Scott McD 01-19-2004 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
But I have to admit that I wouldn't mind if Roman bought your boy :winkwink:
I honestly think Larsson would do amazing in England. I'd prefer him to go to Barca, but the Premiership is looking more & more likely...

rjstar 01-19-2004 10:13 AM

Ah good to see the 'soccer' guys taking over the thread football aka soccer is the best sport. Oh and Ruud is God :D

Rinaldo 01-19-2004 10:14 AM

Renaldo is pretty great... what about pele himself:?

Gunni 01-19-2004 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

I honestly think Larsson would do amazing in England. I'd prefer him to go to Barca, but the Premiership is looking more & more likely...

Yeah, he's got some serious talent, and if he doesn't go to Chelsea, then I'd deffinately be happy if he came here to Barça, they also probably need him more than Chelsea

Scott McD 01-19-2004 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by rjstar
Ah good to see the 'soccer' guys taking over the thread football aka soccer is the best sport. Oh and Ruud is God :D
American football is played where ? America.

Real football has fanatical fans everywhere and is played all over the world.

You do the math... :thumbsup

Murderous 01-19-2004 10:18 AM

I am an American, and I don't really give two fucks about football...

Gunni 01-19-2004 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by rjstar
Ah good to see the 'soccer' guys taking over the thread football aka soccer is the best sport. Oh and Ruud is God :D
I'm going to asume you mean Gullit...

Gunni 01-19-2004 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by Slick Rinaldo
Renaldo is pretty great... what about pele himself:?
Yeah, Pele was of course great, as well as Maradona, both almost as good as Zola :thumbsup

Ash@phpFX 01-19-2004 10:31 AM

im australia we dont get any american football, except sometimes the finals series, i dont mond it, but i think it would get boring after watching too much. i like australian rules football where the guys arent covered in piles of protective shit, and rugby too of course

johnuk 01-19-2004 10:32 AM

I love these monthly football is great/soccer is gay threads. Just to say try painting your face and having one of those foam hands on the terraces of West Ham, see who looks gay then :)

Gunni 01-19-2004 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by johnuk
I love these monthly football is great/soccer is gay threads. Just to say try painting your face and having one of those foam hands on the terraces of West Ham, see who looks gay then :)
Hahahaha, yeah, and if you ever do that, try to catch West Ham vs. Millwall :glugglug

Ben-MensNiche 01-19-2004 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
I'm going to asume you mean Gullit...
There's any other Ruud? Gullit is da man! I mean there's plenty of other guys at a world level that have the skill, but few have the sheer presence of Gullit. I think the list would be short -

Pele
Gullit
Maradona (much as it pains me to say it)
Shearer
Beckham
Cantona (shame he quit playing - he had real flair)

AWW - Kevin 01-19-2004 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche



Shearer
Beckham

a little biased there ? :Graucho

anyway Beckenbauer and Zidane are missing on that list!

Gunni 01-19-2004 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche


There's any other Ruud? Gullit is da man! I mean there's plenty of other guys at a world level that have the skill, but few have the sheer presence of Gullit. I think the list would be short -

Pele
Gullit
Maradona (much as it pains me to say it)
Shearer
Beckham
Cantona (shame he quit playing - he had real flair)

Well, there is this Ruud that plays for Man. Ure.

But I deffinately wouldn't put Posh boy on that list, Cantona or Shearer is debatable. And Zola was better than Gullit!

GonePhishing 01-19-2004 11:23 AM

Football is the greatest sport ever. I love football so much that thinking about football brings a tear to my eye.

Evil1 01-19-2004 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
Maybe even throw in 3 hours of advertising, and take a brake every five seconds and completely ruin the flow of the game, constantly change the players on the field, add about 500 rules etc. Then first soccer would be a real sport, right?

I agree, anything to get the focus off men kicking a ball back and fourth at each other for hours.


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