Those of you who have been arguing about diet & nutrition! - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 01-18-2004, 06:46 AM

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you

TurboAngel · 01-18-2004, 06:53 AM

LMAO!

01-18-2004, 06:54 AM

Aint that the fucking truth! Good points!

goBigtime · 01-18-2004, 06:55 AM

it must either be the stress people have trying to to get their slice of the american dream...

Or... maybe flouridated water and GMO foods are bad for you after all?

Pete · 01-18-2004, 07:53 AM

I drink a lot of beer, red wine and eat lots of fat so I should be ok.

Ash@phpFX · 01-18-2004, 08:09 AM

just for the record, english and american are different languages

MadCap · 01-18-2004, 08:18 AM

Thats a great post. I agree eat up and smoke'em if ya got em

CDSmith · 01-18-2004, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
just for the record, english and american are different languages

Indeed. If they removed the word's "like" and the expression "y'knowwhatI'msayin'" from the American language most of their 10-30 year age bracket would become mute.

Head · 01-18-2004, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I drink a lot of beer, red wine and eat lots of fat so I should be ok.

me 2

KRL · 01-18-2004, 08:47 AM

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12clicks · 01-18-2004, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you

you're awfully worried about diet & nutrition now that you're getting your picture taken.

liquidmoe · 01-18-2004, 08:53 AM

I'm sold. I find your views fascinating, how can I subscribe to your newsletter?

01-18-2004, 06:46 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Those of you who have been arguing about diet & nutrition! For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

01-18-2004, 06:55 AM	#4
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	it must either be the stress people have trying to to get their slice of the american dream... Or... maybe flouridated water and GMO foods are bad for you after all? Last edited by goBigtime; 01-18-2004 at 06:58 AM..

01-18-2004, 07:53 AM	#5
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	I drink a lot of beer, red wine and eat lots of fat so I should be ok. __________________ Evoke Electronics

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liquidmoe Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4,994	I'm sold. I find your views fascinating, how can I subscribe to your newsletter? __________________ Take Luck!

01-18-2004, 06:53 AM	#2
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	LMAO!

01-18-2004, 06:54 AM	#3
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Aint that the fucking truth! Good points!

01-18-2004, 08:09 AM	#6
Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292	just for the record, english and american are different languages

01-18-2004, 08:18 AM	#7
MadCap Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 137771650 Minneapolis MN Posts: 2,357	Thats a great post. I agree eat up and smoke'em if ya got em