Well... that can be arranged.
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*Image posted without permission of www.illanalesa.com and a tremendous hardon*

For clarification...that's WITH a tremndous hardon and WITHOUT permission...]


But just for the record I'd take a hole punch to the webbing between my toes for the chance to snort sand out of her bellybutton...

Things to pack for Cancun:
1. 2X4
2. Nipple clamps
3. Hole punch
4. Lube
5. camera
6. sand snorting straws...
7. and don't forget the fuckin SUNSCREEN!!!

Hot Hot Hot:thumbsup

She's hot.:thumbsup

She's hot, but I give her a week tops before she get's tired of your shit!:thefinger

I've been representing her for Magazines for 6 years Danny. She's done over 300 Magazine layouts, and a bunch of mainstream music videos and was contracted for 2 years with Vivid. Go home small time.

My list goes like this...

1. PainKillers
2. Speedo

she was hotter pre-implants :2 cents:

Yeah, I thought so too, but you have to apeal to the masses sometimes if you wanna be competetive.

agreed she didnt need implants :(

That's funny, I worked for you for over a year, before I got tired of your shit, and I never seen her or heard her name ever mentioned? I may be small time, but you are BIG time full of shit!:321GFY

She's been wanting implants since the day I met her. And, that's the only reason that anyone should get them.

Oh yeah and you might want to remove Ramona's picture from your sig since she has never shot for POV or has anything to do with your POVCASH thing.

Danny, if you want to air out what we were arguing about yesterday here then you will make the biggest fool of yourself - so I'm warning you now.

I have her model release. Your treading on libel right now, I'll give yo 5 minutes to shut your mouth before my lawyer & Steve calls you.

I've got an Import Tuner mag with her on the cover. She's fucking hot.

Roy, your threats have never scared me, or anyone else for that matter, and they are not scarring me now.

Fuck you Roy! Have your lawyer call me! You don't have a model release for POV anything on Ramona! As far as Steve goes I don't even know the guy and have nothing against him. So don't try to threaten me. My line is free and I am waiting for your imaginary lawyer to call me!

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If she needs a place to stay.. anytime girl, anytime... :Graucho

Roy you know what get's me the most and why I am so mad? I invited you into my house on Thanksgiving when you had absolutly no where else to go! And this is how you repay me? You kinda forget lil things like that Roy, that's why you are in the situation that you are in now. You always forget who your true friends are!

Danny

Jeez whats with the fire fight right out of the gate? We have had great experiences dealing with you and POV Porn. We are all in this together, lets get along. No one really leaves this biz so we might as well get along or at the very least tolerate each other.

Just my two cents.

Danny - Hit me on on IM please.

OK everyone... you know why danny is Mad? Because he is an agent (I taught him the biz) and he was begging me for help with his biz and he took me for coffee (I paid) & I gave him that advice (note to self - no more free advice) and then he introduced me to a girl who has a contract with a big internet company. So, before I even took her picture, even though she said it was OK, I called & ICQ'd the big client. That's the way we do things over here in the big playground little boy!!! Anyways, danny got on ICQ later that night & tried to book her with me and I told him to hold on because I was busy... and he starts flippin out and demanding that I talk to him RIGHT NOW and I cut him off and told him "Forget it, it's too much trouble to book this girl, talent is a dime a dozen - I don't want to book her. Then the shit really hits the fan, he starts telling me to use a diferent name for her & nobody will know, blah, blah, blah. Fuck that, fuck you, and blocked from ICQ.

I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO A LEGAL DISPUTE OVER A LIGHTSPEED GIRL FOR A $300 MASTURBATION VIDEO!!!!

Now grow up, stop lying to clients, & whine to someone who cares about your shitty little wanna be agency.

ouch :o

Your one lying mutherfucker and you know it! Your so full of shit Roy that Steve prolly already knows not to do business with you, thats why he has not contacted your sorry broke ass! You know damn well that she did not sign a contract with that company but yu made it a point to call them to try and get your fat ass foot in the door! I never asked you to shoot her, you asked me if you could see her! I never asked for your advice, but i did thank you for bringing me into this business. You are in dire straights right now and I understand that you are trying to save your ass! So you can try and say what you want about the playground and what not. Funny thing is that in a couple days you will not have a house or residents that you can plug your PC in! Lightspeed and everyone else beware Roy Garcia aka Peter Romero aka Pov Porn Guy aka i am somebody, is a hasbeen! And it kills him that i am succeding and he is on the verge of being homeless! The reason that you are catering to the internet people is because the mainstream adult companies and talent know you are full of SHIT! You have bounced at least 3 checks to me and I have proof! You and your word are worth as much as a you are to yourself. Check yourself Roy cause you are getting yourself in a situation that your not going to get yourself out of! And by the way your lawyer never called me, prolly cause you cant afford cheese on a hamburger you fat fuck! My lawyer will have a letter for you on Monday for you posting Ramona's picture on your sig, unless you take it down before then! Have fun dinning in the soup kitchen bitch! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Funny Guy!

Right... have another beer and call me in the morning. Don't loose your head over a bitch, there's too many of them. Toodles!:glugglug

Nice PPG. What I wouldn't do to be you for 1 day. ;)

who ate all my damn popcorn!

Sweet nice pics! Can she be my assistant too? :) :Graucho

jDoG

Hey, according to some people I aint much... but I'm all I think about!:thumbsup

How'd it go on New Years with that chick?

shes hot in a porn star kind of way :thumbsup

she can assist me any day :Graucho

people that have to try and brag are always full of shit.

Dude! I'm not bragging, I'm spamming. Go visit her site.

ive seen her site 2 years ago. Pornstars dont excite me.

Well then that's what I call - FILTERED TRAFFIC!!!

all i know is it's time people stop promising these little girls they are going to make them a fortune on a website when they have no track record of doing it.

not talking about Steve.


I talk to these girls occassionally and the first thing I tell them is that whatever they've heard about all the money other girls are making on the Internet is 99% bullshit.

Pisses me off because the only porn girl i tried to help seriously I did find a deal that would have made her huge money but since webmasters have such bad reputations she thought i was selling her bullshit too.

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That brunette in the blue dress on the right is cute :)