OMFG I'm still laughing.. This really isn't safe for me.

Distilled water and qtips, man!!


Bwahahhahahahah!

Damn, it must have been some ocean of jizz. Was it hot bukakke laptop cumplosion on the keys for it to destroy the laptop?

$3000 for laptop ? IT'S SCAM !

I wonder if there's a niche for that? :)

ewwwww............................:1orglaugh

Boneprone fucked it:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that is the funniest thing i've ever read.... my first thought was making coin....

but i think it's Magnus....

omg :1orglaugh

that is pretty funny...next time, shoot to the side buddy

I wonder if when he was half way through that he even bothered moving his dick to the side. Im sure he just let it all out..

Yeah I was thinking of setting up a little target on the wall or something as a gift.. teaching em to aim :P

I think you've got something there.....

If the lady can sue McDonald's for not warning about the coffee temperature.....

Does he really believe they run dna tests on it?

Just dump it into a tub of water. That will clean it. Tell the guys it accidentally fell in the tub.......

ahahahahahahhaa

Common you cheap fuckers this guy is on his way to Future Shop today to buy a new spunk free laptop, we need donations! LOL!

DH

I'll send you $2, some pocket lint, and a red jellybean for the cause!

That's what I'd do...

Like those people even care if it was jizzed or not.

heres my :2 cents:

what a stupid fuck :1orglaugh

I have 3 bucks

So what, you've raised $5, some pocket lint and a red jellybean? Not a very giving crowd here lately huh?

Maybe $5 is enough to go buy us some decent business cards! LOL!

DH

Ahaha! Donations for a spunk free laptop! :1orglaugh

Just take the keyboard out and wash it - let it dry thoroughly and it should work ok - that's pretty much what the service department would do

Am I allowed to give hints on this one? ...

He was puking and shitting at the same time during the Phoenix Adventure Weekend :-)

You're a mean man :P

I think I know who it is !!:winkwink:

fucked up story

I spunk over my keyboard all the time. It has never caused me any problems at all. Teach Cam how to control his jizz.

What happened in Phoenix stays in Phoenix already....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's gotta be the funniest things I've heard all day today! :1orglaugh

I've never heard of somebody doing that shit! I would love to see the faces at the warehouse if he were to send it in! It would be a fucking kodak moment!

JDoG

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You got money in your paypal acc

Hmmm.... I know of one other person that bought one of those widescreens, and since I'm just about to get one for myself this month, that could only leave one person, that I know of that has that same laptop! LOL! Thats too damn funny!