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Old 01-16-2004, 05:37 PM   #1
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how do you know when a woman is ready for sex?
when you have your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:40 PM   #2
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That's just wrong.

Makes for horrible metal images.
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:48 PM   #3
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That's just wrong.

Makes for horrible metal images.
have you ever fed a horse? its not funny unless you have.
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:49 PM   #4
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:51 PM   #5
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Hahahahahah! Those must be some serious meat curtains!
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:53 PM   #6
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"how do you know when a woman is ready for sex?"

right after she gets a confirmation number

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Old 01-16-2004, 05:53 PM   #7
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have you ever fed a horse? its not funny unless you have.
Yup, wife used to own two of them.
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:55 PM   #8
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:55 PM   #9
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right after she gets a confirmation number
priceless
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:12 PM   #10
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"how do you know when a woman is ready for sex?"

right after she gets a confirmation number
lol
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:12 PM   #11
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Holy shit that is so fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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Old 01-16-2004, 06:20 PM   #12
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Holy shit that is so fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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I heard this YEARS ago, just thought of it today for some reason ... figured someone hadnt heard it yet and had a juvenile sense of humor like me
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:09 PM   #13
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:10 PM   #14
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14 and no older

jsut kidding fellas.
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:10 PM   #15
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to answer your question:
shes breathing right?
she isnt?
well thats fine too....
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:13 PM   #16
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When she grabs YOUR DICK!
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:13 PM   #17
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to answer your question:
shes breathing right?
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:17 PM   #18
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14 and no older

jsut kidding fellas.
Err.. I don't think a 14 yr old horse is that hungry?

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Old 01-16-2004, 09:24 PM   #19
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