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  • raceman
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1064

    #1

    one hundred percent

    100%

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint
    it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
    100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they
    are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
    meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
    you answer these questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 .

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical
    certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will
    get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
    Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.


    "ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM" <-- "DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN"

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