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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Difference between men and women when it comes to ATM
MEN:
1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt WOMEN: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put keys in purse 5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine 6. Hunt for card in purse 7. Insert card 8. Hunt in purse for note with PIN number written on it 9. Enter PIN number 10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes. 11. Hit "cancel" 12. Re-enter correct PIN number 13. Check balance 14. Look for envelope 15. Look in purse for pen 16. Make out deposit slip 17. Endorse checks 18. Make deposit 19. Study instructions 20. Make cash withdrawal 21. Get in car 22. Check makeup 23. Look for keys 24. Start car 25. Check makeup 26. Start pulling away 27. STOP 28. Back up to machine 29. Get out of car 30. Take card and receipt 31. Get back in car 32. Put card in wallet 33. Put receipt in checkbook 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook 35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook 36. Check makeup 37. Put car in gear, reverse 38. Put car in drive 39. Drive away from machine 40. Travel 3 miles 41. Release parking brake Just came across this on the net... no offence intended
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: FTL
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LMFAO!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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i thought you were talking about ass 2 mouth when I first read the title....
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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ic your familiar with our www.atmbabes.com
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#6 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,240
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So true
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BACON BACON BACON
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i was totally thinking ass to mouth...lol
i thnk i have been twisted |
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I need a beer
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