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KobyBoy · 01-14-2004, 12:40 AM

Some of the weidest places I've done it is:

Back seat of a Jetta (I'm 6"2' and it was VERY uncomfortable)
Dressing room of the Levis store in NYC
New Jersey Transit train (got a BJ only)
Airplane bathroom (flying from Bangkok to Japan...a REALLY boring flight)
My boss' office

What was your weirdest place ?

EscortBiz · 01-14-2004, 12:43 AM

Was it all in one dream or did you have one dream per location?

MadCap · 01-14-2004, 12:43 AM

Anal with a fat bitch in a chevy s10.

Beat that mother fucker

Oh wait the levis thing allready does.

KobyBoy · 01-14-2004, 12:46 AM

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Was it all in one dream or did you have one dream per location?

All real encounters. I've never actually had fantasies about doing it someplace special only fantasies about doing it with someone special.

CDSmith · 01-14-2004, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by KobyBoy
I've never actually had fantasies about doing it someplace special only fantasies about doing it with someone special.

Well idn't dat sweet.

Babagirls · 01-14-2004, 01:08 AM

wow.....where do i start?? Hm...lets see.....i'll go by age-category's..make it a llittle easier that way lol

Okay.......

16: Lost virginity in the shower

17: Local beach up against a water-height marker
17: In the river in Pittsburgh,PA
17: Abandoned House
17: Public pool in the middle of the night, got caught & banned.

18: McDonalds Playland
18: Local laundry mat's bathroom
18: Back of a pickup truck at a Drive-In

19: Movie Theater

20: Taco Bell

21: First time i had sex inside a car!!

Thats about it....the older I get, the less spontaneous I am ....boy was 17 a peak-age for me hehehehehe

xanx · 01-14-2004, 01:09 AM

in the bedroom

RP Fade · 01-14-2004, 01:11 AM

Ski slope..

Babagirls · 01-14-2004, 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by RP Fade
Ski slope..

nice

jds · 01-14-2004, 01:14 AM

One time I made it in a bed. Felt weird !

KobyBoy · 01-14-2004, 01:16 AM

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McDonalds Playland

Wow ! How did you manage to pull that one off ?

Babaganoosh · 01-14-2004, 01:18 AM

Security room in Target.

Pretty freaky because there are people paying for their items and pushing shopping carts right on the other side of 1-way glass.

Ben-MensNiche · 01-14-2004, 01:21 AM

Middle of Epsom City public park at lunch time on a Tuesday afternoon - I played hooky from work so I could see my girlfriend who caught the train in from Brussels. A woman and her kid walked right past us not even 6 feet away and didn't even say a word.

It wasn't where or when that made it weird - it was the chick that didn't say anything. I'm sure I would've said something if I'd been her.

Babagirls · 01-14-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by KobyBoy

Wow ! How did you manage to pull that one off ?

My boyfriend (same one im with now) was a manager at the local McD's and he was a closer...one night i went up there and I liked to play on the slides and in the balls and shit (since the bastards wont let me do it during the day lol) and I invited him in to play

We kinda felt weird cause its a kids area so we put his shirt down and I made him wear a condom then i cleaned the area with that pink-santatizing shit afterwards to be safe for the kiddies

johnbosh · 01-14-2004, 01:22 AM

beach

01-14-2004, 01:23 AM

In my old Z-26, when I was 17. We parked behind her school and fucked like jackrabbits...

On Christmas eve.

Holly · 01-14-2004, 01:24 AM

I can't believe no one's said "in my ass".

Babagirls · 01-14-2004, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
I can't believe no one's said "in my ass".

LMAO!!!!

IN MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KobyBoy · 01-14-2004, 01:27 AM

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We kinda felt weird cause its a kids area so we put his shirt down and I made him wear a condom then i cleaned the area with that pink-santatizing shit afterwards to be safe for the kiddies

I can't seem to recall cleaning up after myself not once. But then again I don't carry around any of that aformentioned "pink-santatizing shit" anyway. Good going with the Mikky D thing. Not too many have done that before.

MadCap · 01-14-2004, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
I can't believe no one's said "in my ass".

i kinda did but it was in her ass in my s10

Babagirls · 01-14-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by KobyBoy

I can't seem to recall cleaning up after myself not once. But then again I don't carry around any of that aformentioned "pink-santatizing shit" anyway. Good going with the Mikky D thing. Not too many have done that before.

the pink sanatizing shit was provided by courtesy of McD's

KobyBoy · 01-14-2004, 01:33 AM

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the pink sanatizing shit was provided by courtesy of McD's

Just goes you to show how much I eat at McD's. I can't even remember the last time I went into one. But I'm getting off topic...

Gheenz · 01-14-2004, 03:46 AM

At a garage sale on some old lady's table after we threw all the shit for sale off of it. I came in a polyester coat pocket.

Shoehorn! · 01-14-2004, 03:46 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
wow.....where do i start?? Hm...lets see.....i'll go by age-category's..make it a llittle easier that way lol

Okay.......

16: Lost virginity in the shower

17: Local beach up against a water-height marker
17: In the river in Pittsburgh,PA
17: Abandoned House
17: Public pool in the middle of the night, got caught & banned.

18: McDonalds Playland
18: Local laundry mat's bathroom
18: Back of a pickup truck at a Drive-In

19: Movie Theater

20: Taco Bell

21: First time i had sex inside a car!!

Thats about it....the older I get, the less spontaneous I am ....boy was 17 a peak-age for me hehehehehe

com · 01-14-2004, 03:47 AM

im surprised no one's listed 'JAIL' yet hehehe

milambur · 01-14-2004, 06:38 AM

In the middle of the winter, on a boulder by the shore of the baltic sea, looking out at a sunset over the frozen ocean. -25 degrees celsius (-77 degrees farenheit) cold.
The fucking stone where killing my knees....

uno · 01-14-2004, 06:54 AM

abandoned mental hospital.

PrivateIvy · 01-14-2004, 07:02 AM

ummmm.....hate to say it, but weirdest place I've had sex would be in a McDonald's bathroom

A few years ago...you know when the urge really hits ya it don't matter where you're at :-))

Ivy

Ross · 01-14-2004, 07:02 AM

In bed...

KobyBoy · 01-14-2004, 07:11 AM

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In the middle of the winter, on a boulder by the shore of the baltic sea, looking out at a sunset over the frozen ocean. -25 degrees celsius (-77 degrees farenheit) cold.
The fucking stone where killing my knees....

Oh my God ! And you're still alive ?! At -25 Celsius I don't care how horny I am I'd try to keep my pants on. Couldn't imagine letting the little guy get frost bitten. Yikes ! You surely take the cake for bravery...

plyndrty · 01-14-2004, 07:30 AM

Let see,

Backseat of a Saturn SC1 on Daytona Beach.
Behind a Publix in Miami in the grass.
In a hatch back (forgot make) while her friend was in the front seat.
On the AC unit of one girls parents house.
On the coast gard base in the woods (I could see the Metro Zoo entrance from that spot, in Miami)
I could go on but...

nofx · 01-14-2004, 07:33 AM

back seat of my camry
outside in my neighbors backyard at night
outside in my backyard at night
in the woods
gf's parents house while they were home

Trax · 01-14-2004, 07:56 AM

golf course here

fsfaz · 01-14-2004, 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Was it all in one dream or did you have one dream per location?

I have friends that are REAL players (because I'm still not that great of a closer (yet)) but yet the places you've mentioned far exceed what they have done. I'm talking players with numbers in the 1000's.

Raf1 · 01-14-2004, 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by Ross
In bed...

wow, you're a wild one...

fsfaz · 01-14-2004, 08:02 AM

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18: McDonalds Playland

Good one. a new niche? Playland / Playground sex? I'm sure that would excite the pedo's & bring in some attention.

KC · 01-14-2004, 08:09 AM

"In the butt, Bob!"

EscortBiz · 01-14-2004, 08:11 AM

lots of bullshitters

MattO · 01-14-2004, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by KC
"In the butt, Bob!"

or "That'd be up the butt, Bob."

Kicker · 01-14-2004, 08:19 AM

impreza wrx
Beach (Maldives)

Mackone · 01-14-2004, 08:24 AM

Backyard of local police station

davecummings · 01-14-2004, 09:22 AM

In a Port-a-Potty; next time, I'll bring a can of deoderizer spray!

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Rankings · 01-14-2004, 09:31 AM

in walmart between the matresses

Ross · 01-14-2004, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by nofx

gf's parents house while they were home

Why is that weird?

Herb Kornfield · 01-14-2004, 09:48 AM

On the couch in the basement while her entire family was upstair waiting for Thanksgiving dinner about 15 years ago with my Ex.

In the car - all of the 10 cars / trucks Ive had in the last 10 years or so with a few babes.

A few times with my ex's friend while my then girlfriend was asleep in the other room. The rush of possibly getting caught was nuts.

Got a Blowjob in the realtors office bathroom that sold me my house while waiting for my realtor to get off the phone with another client.

Screwed my wife in her fathers bed at his place and then wiped up and she forgot to toss the towel in the wash. Her dad came home and showered and used the towel to dry off. As he is drying off, he noticed the towel was "stiff and rough" then realized that the towel was used as a cum rag, lol....he was TOTALLY pissed.

Peter Romero · 01-14-2004, 09:58 AM

In a car WHILE DRIVING through the Veteran's center in LA. A cop even drove in the opposite direction and looked at us, (prolly couldn't believe what he saw) and kept going. Yes, I was driving - and yes, it is absolutely true, and NO, it wasn't in a porno, but with a porn chick named Ginger Lix.

And it wasn't just a blow job, we were fucking.

rocki · 01-14-2004, 10:08 AM

over my balcony that faces a busy street, honk honk
stairwell in a high volume night club, almost got caught
shoreline in the ocean at night, luckly all the spashing didn't attract sharks (whew)

BobChezule · 01-14-2004, 10:09 AM

I think it would have to be DisneyLand (BJ only).

GonePhishing · 01-14-2004, 10:29 AM

In a bed

4Pics · 01-14-2004, 10:37 AM

does having sex with yourself count?

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