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Rankings

01-14-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jarass
A Fat Joke

This guy was really fat, and the doc told him, that if he
keeps this up, he'll end up dead.
So he decided to sign up for a gym. He went to the most
sophisticaed, ultra-huge gym, a building 25 stories tall.
He walks to the reception, and says - I want to have the
fastest workout this gym can offer me, for $200.00.
So the guy says "hey - no problem, 10th floor, room 1017"
The dude pays, and takes the elevator.
He enters the huge room, and sees this beautiful, naked
woman, standing in the far corner. The woman says: "If you
catch me, I'm yours !"
And the guy had a great workout trying to catch her, but
didn't get lucky...
So after a week, he comes back to the gym, and thinks
"if I got that for $200.00, I wonder what I'll get for $500.00..."
So he says to the receptionist: "Give me your $500.00
fast-workout deal"
-"Sure, 25th floor, room 2599"
Takes the elevator, enters the room.
Inside this huge hall, on the far corner, stands a huge,
drooling, full of sweat and smelly man, who says: "If I catch
you, you're mine !"

i posted the same joke at the top of the thread

StacyCat

01-14-2004 11:01 PM

Yall suck.

Yall royally suck.

We just ask you to prove that you can make jokes about fat people, and you cant.

MadCap

01-14-2004 11:08 PM

I got one

Hey ya fat fuck

beergood

01-15-2004 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
http://www.bonairenature.com/images/donkey.jpg

Sarah & Stacey. A couple of fat asses.

PlayGirl

01-15-2004 01:20 AM

:1orglaugh

bhutocracy

01-15-2004 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Yo Momma Is So Fat...

She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

i've always liked that one.

MadCap

01-15-2004 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
http://www.antimater.com/funny/fatass.gif

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fat fuck

junction

01-15-2004 01:34 AM

My girlfriend asked me if the dress she was wearing made her look fat.

I said, no sweetie, its your fat that makes you look fat.

maxdaname

01-15-2004 01:37 AM

Yo mama is so fat she needs 2 chair to sit!
- Hank Hill

Persius

01-15-2004 02:43 AM

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.

Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her
a pair of shoes.

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.

those are some good ones

Nas7782

01-15-2004 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
http://stacycat.com/school.jpg

FAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!

THE STACY CAT FART SOUND

http://porn-sex-list.com/sick.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh SICK

michel

01-15-2004 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
the Kool-Aid one is cute but I am docking points because that proved to me to be a cut and paste job because unless you spend a lot of time in the States I know they don't have Kool-Aid in the UK :)

What's kool-aid?

onlymovies

01-15-2004 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Yo Momma Is So Fat...her ass has its own congressman.

:1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne

01-15-2004 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood

Sarah & Stacey. A couple of fat asses.

I am the proud owner of an awesome fat ass that gets fan mail from around the world and I haven't posed for a pic in four years. So, I am supopose to be insulted by that? Or was that an attempt at a joke?

Sarah_Jayne

01-15-2004 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by michel

What's kool-aid?

a drink mix particuarly popular with kids in America. It is also popular with mass-murdering cult leaders.

kinkyplace

01-15-2004 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
Yall suck.

Yall royally suck.

We just ask you to prove that you can make jokes about fat people, and you cant.

That's because fat people are more sad than funny.

Tala	01-15-2004 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc

It is also popular with mass-murdering cult leaders.

:1orglaugh

beergood

01-15-2004 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc

I am the proud owner of an awesome fat ass that gets fan mail from around the world and I haven't posed for a pic in four years. So, I am supopose to be insulted by that? Or was that an attempt at a joke?

It was a joke. You guys called us wimps and told us we sucked so I was just bumping back a little. Sorry if I insulted you. :)

Vitasoy

01-15-2004 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nas7782

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh SICK

that is plain nasty

Sarah_Jayne

01-15-2004 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood

It was a joke. You guys called us wimps and told us we sucked so I was just bumping back a little. Sorry if I insulted you. :)

hon, one of the good things about being a fat chick most of my life is that I have one hell of a thick skin..( in more than one way), Just didn't think it was much of a joke :)

I am in my Simon Cowell mode.

Sp1nal

01-15-2004 08:01 AM

Quote:

http://stacycat.com/school.jpg

It just scares me..
-=MEGALOPHOBIA=-

Sarah_Jayne

01-15-2004 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sp1nal

It just scares me..
-=MEGALOPHOBIA=-

like I said..wimps

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