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  • mistersoft
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    • Jun 2003
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    #1

    Why are fat chicks so much better at blowjobs?

    You know it is true, but why?
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  • On-top
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    #2
    They have to work for what they get in return..
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    • Dirty F
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      • Jul 2001
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      #3
      I never got blown by a fat chick...

      Is it true?








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        #4
        unsatisfaction with there selves, while skinny hot chicks comb there hair in a mirror, fat chicks are blowing bannanas
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        • beergood
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          #5
          wtf?
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          • johnny_ricebone
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            • Nov 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by input
            unsatisfaction with there selves, while skinny hot chicks comb there hair in a mirror, fat chicks are blowing bannanas
            That's good.

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            • tranza
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              • Jun 2003
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              #7
              Because they know that NOBODY really wants to fuck them, so they have to practise this skill...
              I'm just a newbie.

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              • Cash
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                #8
                It seems it is so, anyway they are not reluctant to suck it.
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                • FuqALot
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                  • Dec 2001
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                  #9
                  I treat a fatbitch like 7-Up, i never have, i never will.

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                  • Ross
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                    • Sep 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by tranza
                    Because they know that NOBODY really wants to fuck them, so they have to practise this skill...
                    Thats the truth.

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                    • Ash@phpFX
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                      • Nov 2003
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                      #11
                      they have to give you a reason to keep them around?

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                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077

                        #12
                        yeah because all of us fat chicks are just lining up and begging to suck your cock..give me a break.

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                        • jscott
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                          • Feb 2001
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Battuss
                          I never got blown by a fat chick...

                          Is it true?
                          unfortunately i know the answer to that, yes it is true bud
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                          • - Jesus Christ -
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                            #14
                            I think its becasue your an idiot.

                            Amen

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                            • blazin
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                              • Aug 2002
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                              #15
                              The worse blowjob I've had in my life was from a fat chick...

                              Needless to say I never went back
                              I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                              • mistersoft
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                                • Jun 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by mistersoft
                                You know it is true, but why?

                                That is a very good question.

                                I think it must be because they have some sort of oral fixation.
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                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                  • Dec 2002
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                                  #17
                                  so, you are selling fake pussies in your sig...for personal usage?

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                                  • mistersoft
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                    I think its becasue your an idiot.
                                    Well, at least I didn't get nailed
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                                    • brand0n
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                                      • Nov 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by tranza
                                      Because they know that NOBODY really wants to fuck them, so they have to practise this skill...
                                      yep thats what i was thinkin. next fat girl i see ill ask and find out.
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                                      • mistersoft
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                        so, you are selling fake pussies in your sig...for personal usage?
                                        You have a problem with that? A twitch of replacement phobia?
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                                        • mistersoft
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by blazin
                                          The worse blowjob I've had in my life was from a fat chick...

                                          Needless to say I never went back
                                          You are the first I have ever heard claiming this.
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                                          • Jason
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                                            #22
                                            they have a bigger mouth..

                                            they are use to stuffing siziable objects in there..


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                                            • Tofu
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                                              #23
                                              you cant be serious. with as many virgins in this thread who would faint at the sight of a real girl......you cant be serious.
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                                              • HeadPimp
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                                                #24
                                                I am sure there area a multitude of theories and actual reasons, but in the long run, who cares? Just let them keep on doing it!

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                                                • Vic Lagina
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                                                  #25
                                                  Hogger!
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                                                  • mistersoft
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by HeadPimp
                                                    I am sure there area a multitude of theories and actual reasons, but in the long run, who cares? Just let them keep on doing it!
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                                                    • DaLord
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                                                      #27
                                                      They have fat lips and they are by God 10 times better than skinny doped fucks.

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                                                      • mistersoft
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Vic Lagina
                                                        Hogger!
                                                        Ni, I am not Hogger.
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                                                        • BobChezule
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                                                          #29
                                                          This one is really simple. A fat chick is not fawned over like a hot chick. Hot babes are simply given most things in life, and therefore they have to make very little effort at everything else in their lives. Fat chicks are another story. They generally have to develop other aspects of themselves in order to get by in society. Therefore, they develop the ability to give great blowjobs because men are likely to stick around for a while longer if they're getting good head. It's sort of like how a blind person develops a heightened sense of hearing. A fat chick simply develops a heightened ability to suck cock.

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                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mistersoft


                                                            You have a problem with that? A twitch of replacement phobia?
                                                            no, just wondering how you would know if you never had a real blowjob.

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                                                            • mistersoft
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BobChezule
                                                              This one is really simple. A fat chick is not fawned over like a hot chick. Hot babes are simply given most things in life, and therefore they have to make very little effort at everything else in their lives. Fat chicks are another story. They generally have to develop other aspects of themselves in order to get by in society. Therefore, they develop the ability to give great blowjobs because men are likely to stick around for a while longer if they're getting good head. It's sort of like how a blind person develops a heightened sense of hearing. A fat chick simply develops a heightened ability to suck cock.
                                                              That is a very cynical way of looking at life - dont you think. Such a superficial set of values. I expect that you agree that a persons inner values are far more important than superficial looks. Beauty is after all only skin d3eep.

                                                              Do you think that the porn industry has had something to do with the superficialization of values during the last two decades?
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                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                                                                you cant be serious. with as many virgins in this thread who would faint at the sight of a real girl......you cant be serious.
                                                                how about we test his theory and I give you a blowjob and let him know how it was?


                                                                Mind you there would have to be a skinny girl involved just to make it a real test..or just a whole line of fat girls like me and then if one of us gives bad head it blows the theory.

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                                                                • mistersoft
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                  no, just wondering how you would know if you never had a real blowjob.
                                                                  Oh - I see. Well that is of course a very valid point of view.

                                                                  The truth is of course I do not KNOW - I am only trying to piece together a worldview from things I have read on GFY.

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                                                                  • ATL_Ryan
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Here is one of our stickers.


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                                                                    • Plan9
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Because they're hungry.

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                                                                      • BobChezule
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by mistersoft


                                                                        That is a very cynical way of looking at life - dont you think. Such a superficial set of values. I expect that you agree that a persons inner values are far more important than superficial looks. Beauty is after all only skin d3eep.

                                                                        Do you think that the porn industry has had something to do with the superficialization of values during the last two decades?
                                                                        If only it was realistic to believe that people aren't superficial. The fact remains that fat people, and ugly people, start the race of life a long distance behind the good looking people. Studies have been done that show you will get better grades if you're good looking because teachers are more inclined to grade your papers nicely.

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                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by mistersoft



                                                                          The truth is of course I do not KNOW - I am only trying to piece together a worldview from things I have read on GFY.

                                                                          Dude, you are taking sex ed lessons from GFY?

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                                                                          • mistersoft
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                            yeah because all of us fat chicks are just lining up and begging to suck your cock..give me a break.
                                                                            Nope - that is not the case. In fact there is one fat chick I would very much like to do it with who has been rejecting me for years.
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                                                                            • mistersoft
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                              Dude, you are taking sex ed lessons from GFY?
                                                                              Well, and the sites I piece together of course. Why - is there a better place?
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                                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by mistersoft


                                                                                Well, and the sites I piece together of course. Why - is there a better place?
                                                                                I am guessing the cast of Romper Room has seen more action.

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                                                                                • johnbosh
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  are they?

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                                                                                  • axelcat
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    They know how to eat

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                                                                                    • mistersoft
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                                      I am guessing the cast of Romper Room has seen more action.
                                                                                      You know what - you are absolutely right. I am the ultimate looser. I never ever ever get laid nowadays.

                                                                                      My only hope is that in my loserness I stumbled upon the ultimate product for loosers ... and that It will make me filthy rich beyond your wildest dreams.

                                                                                      And frankly I think you should not use something as hurtful as the lack of an ability to get laid as a point to attack. Why are you so mean to me? Don't you understand how much it hurts on the inside? Would you like it if I were mean like that toyou?
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                                                                                      • Kinder
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        There is nothing sexy to a fat chick. She knows that too, that's why she try to give better blowjobs. She wants to replace somehow the sex appeal she don't has.

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                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by mistersoft


                                                                                          You know what - you are absolutely right. I am the ultimate looser. I never ever ever get laid nowadays.

                                                                                          My only hope is that in my loserness I stumbled upon the ultimate product for loosers ... and that It will make me filthy rich beyond your wildest dreams.

                                                                                          And frankly I think you should not use something as hurtful as the lack of an ability to get laid as a point to attack. Why are you so mean to me? Don't you understand how much it hurts on the inside? Would you like it if I were mean like that toyou?
                                                                                          okay so that was a kind of cute fake rant.

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                                                                                          • mistersoft
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Frankly I think you guys are way off.

                                                                                            Women who feel unattractive trying to compensate for it by being good in bed. That is so sad.

                                                                                            I think it is the other way around. If a woman feels good about herself she is good in bed. If a woman feels good about herself and is comfortable with her sexuality then she can enjoy herself in bed, and then she is better in bed.
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                                                                                            • mistersoft
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                                                              okay so that was a kind of cute fake rant.
                                                                                              assumptions assumptions
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                                                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by mistersoft


                                                                                                assumptions assumptions
                                                                                                and I am guessing you see no irony

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                                                                                                • Kinder
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by mistersoft
                                                                                                  Frankly I think you guys are way off.

                                                                                                  Women who feel unattractive trying to compensate for it by being good in bed. That is so sad.

                                                                                                  I think it is the other way around. If a woman feels good about herself she is good in bed. If a woman feels good about herself and is comfortable with her sexuality then she can enjoy herself in bed, and then she is better in bed.
                                                                                                  I strongly doubt that fat chicks are feeling good about themselves.

                                                                                                  If they were why 99% of them try to lose weight and spend their lifes trying all kind of diets?
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                                                                                                  • timboss
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    they work harder to please you, in hopes of not to lose you to a really hot chick, which would happen anyway, regardless how good she sucks
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