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Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 06:23 PM

If anyone gonna take my idea I want %10 please

Many people complain that walking the convention floor is tough and you get tired and your feet hurt bla bla bla....

Well why give people the option to rent a golf cart or if you need something smaller than that think that carry you... I forgot what its called...cost like $5k on amazon...

So everyone is going to rent it... $100/day x 1000 webmasters $100K/day!

jact · 01-13-2004, 06:24 PM

Yeah, I've never heard this fresh new idea before.

NaughtyJenn · 01-13-2004, 06:24 PM

lol aj already was talkin bout that but more in depth lol

detoxed · 01-13-2004, 06:24 PM

Yep, buy 1000 of them for $5000 then rent them out for $100 a day for the whole 3 days... what a profit!

integrated · 01-13-2004, 06:25 PM

i doubt insurance companies would like drunk porno webmasters drivin around where there is alot of ppl

AdultNex · 01-13-2004, 06:25 PM

Segway.

StuartD · 01-13-2004, 06:25 PM

Hahaha.... what a new idea. Absolutely no one has thought of that over the years

detoxed · 01-13-2004, 06:25 PM

BTW the weight limit on those things cant accomodate 75% of webmasters. There goes your idea.

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Yep, buy 1000 of them for $5000 then rent them out for $100 a day for the whole 4 days... what a profit!

BULK will cost a lot less than 5k...
You can return them for a full refund or something...

There are special companies that rent those out for like $50/day....
you can make $50K profit than.... not bad for 1 day either

TaylorM · 01-13-2004, 06:26 PM

Would definitely work at the Venetian!

NaughtyJenn · 01-13-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Yep, buy 1000 of them for $5000 then rent them out for $100 a day for the whole 3 days... what a profit!

lol true but im amazing i heard how u could make it profitable .. forget renting em much more profitable way to use em

EscortBiz · 01-13-2004, 06:27 PM

Out of 1000 webmasters only 10 meet the under 210 pound weight requirement

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
lol aj already was talkin bout that but more in depth lol

I want %10

Peter Romero · 01-13-2004, 06:28 PM

yeah but you could only get about 30 of them on the convention floor before you had a major traffic jam. See the City of Los Angeles.

SCJason · 01-13-2004, 06:28 PM

They won't let you do anything of that nature.(Fuckin Union) Trust me I have hit them with a ton of ideas for that.

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Out of 1000 webmasters only 10 meet the under 210 pound weight requirement

Thats what golf carts are for

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by SCJason
They won't let you do anything of that nature.(Fuckin Union) Trust me I have hit them with a ton of ideas for that.

Someone buy the convention floor from them...
Im sure someone can afford it

detoxed · 01-13-2004, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

Thats what golf carts are for

I guess they should have lanes and stop lights too, and parking spaces by the booths.

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed

I guess they should have lanes and stop lights too, and parking spaces by the booths.

RP Fade · 01-13-2004, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed

I guess they should have lanes and stop lights too, and parking spaces by the booths.

And valet for vips, ect..

Tuga · 01-13-2004, 06:32 PM

How dumb can you get?

TomsPics · 01-13-2004, 06:32 PM

Golf Cart would be too big, maybe those motor scooters they have at grocery markets would work great.

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by TomsPics
Golf Cart would be too big, maybe those motor scooters they have at grocery markets would work great.

I was talking about the thing that Bush fell off....someone post a pic

stocktrader23 · 01-13-2004, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
yeah but you could only get about 30 of them on the convention floor before you had a major traffic jam. See the City of Los Angeles.

Sleazy and AaronM didn't have the traffic backed up anyhow?

Head · 01-13-2004, 06:34 PM

Depends on the size of the Hotel. I can't see it working in Cancun

Mr. Marks · 01-13-2004, 06:36 PM

So you'll have a convention floor of golf carts???? Good thinking, Einstein

I think it won't work.

Peaches · 01-13-2004, 06:38 PM

This "new idea" comes up after every show at the Venetian.

Sausage · 01-13-2004, 06:39 PM

You could call it a 'cattle cart'
Would need extra wide seats too, and industrial strength suspension.

JDog · 01-13-2004, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
yeah but you could only get about 30 of them on the convention floor before you had a major traffic jam. See the City of Los Angeles.

That would be great to see on a convention floor! I use to drive the 405 every day from Huntington Beach to Santa Monica! I would fucking die if I had to live that experience in Vegas!

jDoG

Mr. Jim · 01-13-2004, 06:50 PM

Here is the deal

The internet is starting to take off right.....

You take pictures of nude women and you make a website meta tag the shit out of it and you charge people money to get in.

The beauty is if they do not unsubscribe the credit card will bill again the next month

Who's with me......

doober · 01-13-2004, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
Here is the deal

The internet is starting to take off right.....

You take pictures of nude women and you make a website meta tag the shit out of it and you charge people money to get in.

The beauty is if they do not unsubscribe the credit card will bill again the next month

Who's with me......

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
Here is the deal

The internet is starting to take off right.....

You take pictures of nude women and you make a website meta tag the shit out of it and you charge people money to get in.

The beauty is if they do not unsubscribe the credit card will bill again the next month

Who's with me......

strobi · 01-13-2004, 06:57 PM

segways are GAY

makefuckingmoney · 01-13-2004, 07:02 PM

Greg(from Shaw) and I discussed this..he has a connection, believe it or not, for the rickshaw..

we will be pulling them next year..

We got extra wide models!

Horny Dude · 01-13-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
This "new idea" comes up after every show at the Venetian.

Thats because it is a fucking walk and a half to the convention floor from the center of the Venetian. I saw a couple of guys riding those scooters and I wasnted to jack them. Christ need a shuttle just to get to the front door. If you forgot something in your room you were hating life!

StuartD · 01-13-2004, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
Here is the deal

The internet is starting to take off right.....

it's just a fad

makefuckingmoney · 01-13-2004, 07:16 PM

Heres a better one..

Get a bunch of hookers..preferably with braces..point out all the guys that are players in this biz, which according to this board is all of you, then have them say its $1500 just for sex, but tell them to tell the webmaster they look really thin, or do you workout, stuff like that.. or heck its $1500 and you throw in a pizza..

you could make millions!!

tony286 · 01-13-2004, 07:24 PM

I got a better idea a sponsor-go- round , that way you stay in one place, the sponsor comes to you. Like a big lazy Susan for people , if you missed your favorite sponsor dont worry they will be around again.

Billy-HiRise · 01-13-2004, 07:56 PM

Funny thing about this internext is we wanted to give away a Segway but the authorities at internext would not let us bring one onto the show floor as it would violate the rules of the convention floor.

BUT of course we all know they have double standards at internext.

mastamindz · 01-13-2004, 07:58 PM

Just hire illegal imigrants to carry us around. With the new law, it will be good.

Ash@phpFX · 01-13-2004, 09:10 PM

Vitasoy · 01-13-2004, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Billy-HiRise
Funny thing about this internext is we wanted to give away a Segway but the authorities at internext would not let us bring one onto the show floor as it would violate the rules of the convention floor.

BUT of course we all know they have double standards at internext.

haha nice

Sly_RJ · 01-13-2004, 09:17 PM

Ron Jeremy was cruising around in one of those on the show floor. I was sitting there waiting for Moose and the crew one afternoon and Ron comes flying by and runs right into me. Looks up. Turns the machine and keeps on going, doesn't say a word!

My second day there I was checking out the Leading Edge Cash booth and Ron is tooling around once again. He stops for a couple photos and leans back on the Segway, creeping towards me. He didn't notice anything until someone stopped him. He just looks up and stares at me again.

Peaches · 01-13-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Horny Dude

Thats because it is a fucking walk and a half to the convention floor from the center of the Venetian. I saw a couple of guys riding those scooters and I wasnted to jack them. Christ need a shuttle just to get to the front door. If you forgot something in your room you were hating life!

Yep, it's the only way I keep from gaining an absurd amount of poundage in Vegas - I walk off all that food and wine at the show.

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Billy-HiRise
Funny thing about this internext is we wanted to give away a Segway but the authorities at internext would not let us bring one onto the show floor as it would violate the rules of the convention floor.

BUT of course we all know they have double standards at internext.

now imagine 1000's of webmaster on those at internext!
REVOLUTION in its best!

beemk · 01-13-2004, 09:53 PM

no wonder the majority of webmasters are so fat. is it really that hard to walk around the floor and get some exercise?

MattO · 01-13-2004, 09:58 PM

hook everyone up with bumper cars

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Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	How to make a fuckload of money at internext. If anyone gonna take my idea I want %10 please Many people complain that walking the convention floor is tough and you get tired and your feet hurt bla bla bla.... Well why give people the option to rent a golf cart or if you need something smaller than that think that carry you... I forgot what its called...cost like $5k on amazon... So everyone is going to rent it... $100/day x 1000 webmasters $100K/day! __________________

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Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	Here is the deal The internet is starting to take off right..... You take pictures of nude women and you make a website meta tag the shit out of it and you charge people money to get in. The beauty is if they do not unsubscribe the credit card will bill again the next month Who's with me......

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