so what about coaching the girls???

u know while she's there....tell her how good it feels when she does....it works unless she's immature...or insecure..:thumbsup

I don't think your an asshole though...

I don't care how many girls know how to give a good blow job... when you start comparing real-life sex to pornos, you've got some seriously warped illusions of reality going on. Next thing you know, you'll be getting pissed off cuz the girl behind the counter at the video store didn't pull you in the back room for a 3-some with her best friend, and you'll be in shock when the nurse at the doctor's office doesn't do anything more than take your temperature and blood pressure!

When the nurse gonna be as hot in real life as in porn videos you will be damn right Ill be made as hell :1orglaugh

That's hilarious, any time I try anything porn starish on my wife, I get laughed out of the bedroom and told that kind of thing just doesn't turn women on. Of course, I could be married to a freak

Bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :Graucho

I just got hard :thumbsup

:1orglaugh well if you need any guys for your shoots, just hit me up on ICQ :winkwink:

It's taken me 7 years to find a good cock sucker.

Her name is Michelle.

She's not really my type, she's not outgoing, she's not very smart, not the best body, she's not overly cute, umm, so ya, not alot attractive about her.

Basically I would have never have looked twice at her, but she could fucking shake that monkey in the club. So I gave her a chance.

She's now my girlfriend, and she owes that entirely due to the fact that she can suck a medicine ball throw a 75 foot crazy straw with aggression and a passion I have never witnessed. Not even from the famed Heather from Ideepthroat.com.

If she wasn't so shy, I'd try to market her.

She once got me off in under 2 minutes after I drank a fifth of Jack over the course of a few hours. Gave whiskey cock a whole new meaning.

indeed!!! fat chicks are cock sucking masters!!!

50 sad blowjobs

Some are better than others :Graucho

I just tell them

LESS TEETH, MORE TONGUE!

and a slap in the face doesnt hurt :Graucho

and thank gawd for that :thumbsup

duh, good cocksuckers are kinda rare these days. seems that it's a rocket science after all

but in fact, the girl in a video store CAN be in your bed in less than a week. if you just are good, if not - there are some paysites online to get your hand busy

I hear that a lot too. :glugglug

So I guess grabbing their ears is a bad thing?

All you have to do is tell her hey bitch cover your teeth with your lips and breath through your nose.:winkwink:

i think you guys are all missing the most important ingrediant to a good blow job (and swallow).

find a girl that loves you.

it's funny - almost all guys say they give good head but almost none actually do. lots of girls will tell a guy he gives great head - only so he'll like her more. she'll fake an orgasm, too - which you all say you can tell but if you could hear the girls talking later - oh, my!

guys, we've given you head for years while you complained you didn't get more and gave us no head or lousy head. expect no sympathy from us *lol*