Sponsors: If you fuck up just once..... - GoFuckYourself.com

blackmonsters · 01-12-2004, 03:05 PM

It's tougher and tougher to make money these days and after I bust ass signing up for your program building TGP's around your links and submitting galleries and wait for a month for my first check and find out that you "upgraded" or made some change that resulted in my check having the wrong address and your stats are messed up...you can kiss my ass goodbye.

Why; because there are too many of you fucking up and this is wasting too much webmaster time.

Funny though; all sponsors using third-party tracking and billing and payments never fuck up! Sponsors using CCbill never fuck up;
sponsors using Verotel never fuck up, sponsors who issue checks through Epoch never fuck up; sponsors using ibill have fucked up though(ibill's address change didn't work).

Why do they fuck up; because they hire a genius to write affiliate code and this person is so fucking smart that they don't think they need to thoroughly test their work. They are arrogant and dismiss complaints that something "looks fishy" until your entire fucking program falls thru the floor!

Fire your genius and hire someone stupid enough to not trust their programming. Because stupid programmers will have their sister, brother and half-assed-blind grandmother sign up and test it before they are sure enough to put that shit online!!

Here's a plan; before you put your Version X super charged upgrade into effect; why don't you put it on a differrent server and sigup and then click your OWN FUCKING LINKS and join a site and see if you get a fucking check before you put it up for me to fucking test for you and I don't get my fucking check.

I'm not going to spend anymore time tracking down checks; it's a pain in the ass!! So if you aint using 3rd party tracking and payment then I will be skipping your program and for those programs that I already use that do their own tracking and payment; all I can say is this:

If you fuck up just once....then fuck you!!!!

Now have a nice day.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 03:12 PM

I'll bump ya so it looks like at least 1 person cares.

polish_aristocrat · 01-12-2004, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
I'll bump ya so it looks like at least 1 person cares.

bopha · 01-12-2004, 03:15 PM

who's the problem child here???

Buff · 01-12-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
I'll bump ya so it looks like at least 1 person cares.

2 of us care!

blackmonsters · 01-12-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
I'll bump ya so it looks like at least 1 person cares.

Hmmmm; you cared enough to read it.

Besides, by the look of your shit you need to start caring about something.

blackmonsters · 01-12-2004, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by bopha
who's the problem child here???

Hey; I think you might be the genius that is writing the affiliate code.

Why else would you trash my post?

I hope you get your checks buddy.

blackmonsters · 01-12-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
I'll bump ya so it looks like at least 1 person cares.

Oh; I just peep your sig. Traffic Cash Gold "The new Version"

I guess you think I was talking about you.

I wasn't; but since you're here...Fuck Traffic Cash, they suck big time. I didn't know anyone was still stupid enough to be using that program.

Wizzo · 01-12-2004, 03:51 PM

We will take that challenge!

EscortBiz · 01-12-2004, 03:59 PM

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basschick · 01-12-2004, 04:10 PM

actually i'm with you on this.

every time ars comes up with improvements, it takes days or weeks for the webmasters to catch all the bugs. last time included join pages that had mysql errors so no surfers could sign up *lol*

the new silvercash program looks nice, but it's missing some handy features and it's slow and cumbersome. why did it need to be done at all?

and when ccbill updated to their new stats, there was a bug that showed how many rebills were paid wrong.

i don't always leave those programs, but i do stop actively promoting them till it seems things are sort of working.

what ever happened to beta testing and just testing each part of a program?

blackmonsters · 01-12-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by basschick
what ever happened to beta testing and just testing each part of a program?

Yeah, I think I could have made my point with that quote alone and saved my rant.

Thanks!

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 04:47 PM

Geesh dude, take it easy, i actually bumped it because it looked semi interesting.

01-12-2004, 03:05 PM	#1
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,591	Sponsors: If you fuck up just once..... It's tougher and tougher to make money these days and after I bust ass signing up for your program building TGP's around your links and submitting galleries and wait for a month for my first check and find out that you "upgraded" or made some change that resulted in my check having the wrong address and your stats are messed up...you can kiss my ass goodbye. Why; because there are too many of you fucking up and this is wasting too much webmaster time. Funny though; all sponsors using third-party tracking and billing and payments never fuck up! Sponsors using CCbill never fuck up; sponsors using Verotel never fuck up, sponsors who issue checks through Epoch never fuck up; sponsors using ibill have fucked up though(ibill's address change didn't work). Why do they fuck up; because they hire a genius to write affiliate code and this person is so fucking smart that they don't think they need to thoroughly test their work. They are arrogant and dismiss complaints that something "looks fishy" until your entire fucking program falls thru the floor! Fire your genius and hire someone stupid enough to not trust their programming. Because stupid programmers will have their sister, brother and half-assed-blind grandmother sign up and test it before they are sure enough to put that shit online!! Here's a plan; before you put your Version X super charged upgrade into effect; why don't you put it on a differrent server and sigup and then click your OWN FUCKING LINKS and join a site and see if you get a fucking check before you put it up for me to fucking test for you and I don't get my fucking check. I'm not going to spend anymore time tracking down checks; it's a pain in the ass!! So if you aint using 3rd party tracking and payment then I will be skipping your program and for those programs that I already use that do their own tracking and payment; all I can say is this: If you fuck up just once....then fuck you!!!! Now have a nice day. __________________ Get paid, get tools, get going with Camsoda Join Chaturbate get your cut of the pie

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basschick Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: el lay, ca usa Posts: 2,540	actually i'm with you on this. every time ars comes up with improvements, it takes days or weeks for the webmasters to catch all the bugs. last time included join pages that had mysql errors so no surfers could sign up lol the new silvercash program looks nice, but it's missing some handy features and it's slow and cumbersome. why did it need to be done at all? and when ccbill updated to their new stats, there was a bug that showed how many rebills were paid wrong. i don't always leave those programs, but i do stop actively promoting them till it seems things are sort of working. what ever happened to beta testing and just testing each part of a program? __________________ Got Gay and For Women Traffic?

01-12-2004, 03:12 PM	#2
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I'll bump ya so it looks like at least 1 person cares.

01-12-2004, 03:15 PM	#4
bopha Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,882	who's the problem child here???

01-12-2004, 04:47 PM	#13
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Geesh dude, take it easy, i actually bumped it because it looked semi interesting.