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chemicaleyes · 01-12-2004, 04:00 PM

1. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.

2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

3. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

4. No one is listening to you until you fart.

5 Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

8. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.

14. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

15. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

16. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

17. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Tala · 01-12-2004, 04:06 PM

axelcat · 01-12-2004, 04:07 PM

chemicaleyes · 01-12-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Tala

chemicaleyes · 01-12-2004, 09:22 PM

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Head · 01-12-2004, 10:05 PM

01-12-2004, 04:00 PM	#1
chemicaleyes UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: UK :: ICQ# 156068 Posts: 11,569	Thoughts For 2004 1. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it. 2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 3. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 4. No one is listening to you until you fart. 5 Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 8. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 11. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 13. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen. 14. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 15. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 16. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 17. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. __________________ No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

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