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Join Date: Dec 2001
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![]() So my bro AaronM asks me if I want to go to the Players Ball this past Jan.7th...
I reply hell f*%@ yeah...!!! So my cousin and I meet up with AaronM at the Venetian... Waited for awhile, then rolled out to the P.B. in a stretched HUMMER...Had a damn good time, even if I didn't get to bust a freestyle on the mic... Anyway after the event we end up at the Circle Bar...Hold on I'm gettin' to the good part... This short, petite cutie that was AaronM's (place title here) that night was being a social butterfly attracting much attention... Even in the buzzed state of mind my cousin and I were in, we were still very much alert...We noticed this one particular large group of dudes and chicks paying close attention to AaronM and his friend from Michigan(I think that's where she said she's from)... After learning she was an out-of-towner I felt obligated to inform her that these guys and girls checking her out and hittin' on her were pimps and ho's (the real street ones..!) at the same time my cousin made AaronM aware to the drama unfolding... A few minutes more and they try again (sending ho's over and try to recruit Aaron's ladyfriend...So now my mood goes from homies just chillin' to personal bodyguards looking out for the homie and his female-friend, escorting them to the restroom and what not... A few more minutes pass and Aaron signals me he's getting bothered with the B/S, I vibed the situation going from relaxed to tense... I placed myself between AaronM and the pimps and ho's informing the P's and H's that "this is a private party", the pimp stands there for a second (probably thinking to himself this skinny cat is serious..!) and off he walks...His bitch (oops ho) is still standing there as though I was on Comicview telling jokes... Not trying to make a scene I sternly told the ho "Step The Fuck Off..!! She leaves... Must have been 15-20 pimps congegating together along with their ho's...WTF..?! ![]() They're at the farside of the bar still eyeball harrassing my homie AaronM, whom at this point had had enough...He has a word with officer Steve letting him know the situation, "We're just trying to relax and those (place derrogative noun and adjective here..!) are beginning to bother me and the lady... Officer Steve makes a call, his security buds show up and begin rolling the pimps up out of there...(wish I had the surveilence video from that night/morning..!!)...The atmosphere clears up, although I noticed a couple of pimps and ho's still lingering and trying not to be seen... A few more drinks and we decided to call it a morning...Guess you'd have to have been there... So tell me since when did pimps(street) begin pimp'n' and ho'ing TOGETHER... ![]() ![]() ![]() So if yall planning a Vegas trip it'd be wise to employ my Pimp, Ho, and Vegas Bullshit Detection Services... ![]() Peace out... |
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I need a beer
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What happens in Vegas...Stays in Vegas
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Its the new pimp union bra.
Thought you knew. But for real those cats dont play when it comes to $$$ I dont fuck with em |
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Hey TSB it was great meeting you at The Players Ball.. too bad it was towards the end and you had to leave with AaronM, I enjoyed talking to ya..
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#5 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Looking up some girls skirt
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Hey you mother fucker!! How the hell you doing???
![]() Thanks for being there for AaronM. He told us about it on the phone the other night. Sounds like you had a great time also!! AaronM is landing here in Portland in about 23 minutes and I am going to pick him up. Take care of yourself and maybe we'll see you again someday. Do you know who I am? ![]() ![]() |
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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W.H.I.V.S.I.V.
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![]() No need to thank me, that's what friends do for each other..(watch each others back..and don't you go thinking nasty..) Ohhhhh I had a 1derful time, wish his female friend had a twin for me to have "played with"hehehehe..! Have a safe trip to PDX, and I'm sure we'll hang out again... Hmmmmmmm I wonder who could this be...? Should I throw negative slander on Home Depot...? Or hack into their financial database...Just jokes boyz and girlz I know nothing about hacking, telnet, datapacket sniffers and the sort... ![]() |
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Old Timer
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I'm not a pimp and my wife's not a ho. That bitch was standing in the way of the beer nuts and I was trying to get past.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Thanks again for having my back bro. It was great seeing you again. ![]() |
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Glad to see you made it back safe... LOL...Yeah we ain't knowing nothing about that hacking stuff... ![]() It was great to hang out with ya again bro...!!! Thanks for everything... ![]() You gonna put a little sample of that there video shoot up...? ![]() Take care of yourself man and remember to keep 'dem haterz in your rearview... ![]() |
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stc is the greatest
Join Date: Dec 2002
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yo tsb thanks for the custom sign playa for shizzle
![]() we need to get up on the mic and rip that shit holla |
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And for get'n' on the mic I can't wait... I heard you going off on the D-Money show online think it was last year...You got mad flow man...!!! ![]() Keep it crackin'... Peace |
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Long time no happy ending
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I can't be a pimp... aint got no Ho's!!!
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![]() Yeah man I'm back, had to give my wrist a little break... Too much spanking the monkey...Oops I mean typing...Yeah that's the ticket...LOL It was great to see you again bro... ![]() |
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