Have you ever put a SNAKE down your pants? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jedimaster · 01-12-2004, 07:51 AM

GREENWICH, N.J. - A man who police say stole two snakes from a pet store was bitten by one of the reptiles as he drove home from the Franklin Township store.

The tiger python snakes were not poisonous, and the 20-year-old man, whom police declined to identify, did not seek medical treatment for the bite to his groin area.

Police said the man took the snakes last week, slipping them into canvas bags he had rigged in his pants pockets. As the man headed home, one of the snakes wriggled out of the bag, wrapped itself around his leg and bit him.

Police recovered the snakes from the man's home. Officers went there because the man had bought an iguana from the store the same day the snakes were stolen.

The man was charged with receiving stolen property. Theft charges were also expected to be filed.

Head · 01-12-2004, 08:31 AM

I already have a snake in my pants!

Krille · 01-12-2004, 08:34 AM

thats a really bright thief

myjah · 01-12-2004, 09:06 AM

"did not seek medical treatment for the bite to his groin area."
tells you how bright the guy is

Vitasoy · 01-12-2004, 10:13 AM

haha, what a crazy mofo

Ross · 01-12-2004, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
I already have a snake in my pants!

Why did I know someone would say this when I read the thread title???

Zappu · 01-12-2004, 12:04 PM

She can manage this little snake

Rankings · 01-12-2004, 01:12 PM

its girls like that that scare me

01-12-2004, 07:51 AM	#1
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	Have you ever put a SNAKE down your pants? GREENWICH, N.J. - A man who police say stole two snakes from a pet store was bitten by one of the reptiles as he drove home from the Franklin Township store. The tiger python snakes were not poisonous, and the 20-year-old man, whom police declined to identify, did not seek medical treatment for the bite to his groin area. Police said the man took the snakes last week, slipping them into canvas bags he had rigged in his pants pockets. As the man headed home, one of the snakes wriggled out of the bag, wrapped itself around his leg and bit him. Police recovered the snakes from the man's home. Officers went there because the man had bought an iguana from the store the same day the snakes were stolen. The man was charged with receiving stolen property. Theft charges were also expected to be filed.

01-12-2004, 08:31 AM	#2
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01-12-2004, 08:34 AM	#3
Krille Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bangkok Posts: 2,436	thats a really bright thief

01-12-2004, 01:12 PM	#8
Rankings Adult SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: A cat with three legs cannot bury shit in a frozen pond. In addition to that, can you cry underwater? Posts: 10,633	its girls like that that scare me