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venturi · 01-10-2004, 01:33 AM

Repost from another board, but I thought I'd share...

LMAO! I feel soo good about myself - though I dated myself horridly tonight....

Friggin boy that lives here and his crony scored a bottle of E&J Brandy tonight to celebrate their new (first) job. They got a couple "hotties" to come over. Needless to say teenager + cheap alcohol hahahaha lots of stupidity.

I wanted to kick them all in the nuts but refrained, thinking ok let them have their "moment".

Then they all went out into the street and started being idiots (teenagers tend to do this...).
I said "enough of this BS" and went out and had a heart to heart discussion with them. I told them point blank that if they didn't shut the fuck up and get their asses back inside and settle down a bit that "I WOULD CALL THE POLICE", and they were damned lucky that I wasn't kicking their illegal asses for being stupid enough to try and pull something over my eyes.
NOTE: Not my kid(s) either - my roomates but he's on serious medication for a torn rotator cuff atm.

The boys (of course) were too blasted to even acknowledge anything, but the girls were like "I'm sorry SIR! We'll settle it down quickly!"

Fuck, I'm standing there in torn jeans and 12" of hair hanging off my head getting all parental and these kids were like "Wow, old dude is laying down the law!"

Sorry, it was just fucking hilarious looking at their reactions tonight. I guess I'm an old and scary former-military type person.

Mr. Marks · 01-10-2004, 01:50 AM

at least you really stood up your grounds putting things in order!

GonePhishing · 01-10-2004, 02:47 AM

hehehe, that was great.

twistyneck · 01-10-2004, 02:49 AM

You should have killed one of them and then hung him from your fence as a warning to other teenagers in the area to stay the fuck away from you and your house.

01-10-2004, 01:33 AM	#1
venturi Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: An Oasis atop a High Desert Mesa Posts: 386	Teenagers are Twits Repost from another board, but I thought I'd share... LMAO! I feel soo good about myself - though I dated myself horridly tonight.... Friggin boy that lives here and his crony scored a bottle of E&J Brandy tonight to celebrate their new (first) job. They got a couple "hotties" to come over. Needless to say teenager + cheap alcohol hahahaha lots of stupidity. I wanted to kick them all in the nuts but refrained, thinking ok let them have their "moment". Then they all went out into the street and started being idiots (teenagers tend to do this...). I said "enough of this BS" and went out and had a heart to heart discussion with them. I told them point blank that if they didn't shut the fuck up and get their asses back inside and settle down a bit that "I WOULD CALL THE POLICE", and they were damned lucky that I wasn't kicking their illegal asses for being stupid enough to try and pull something over my eyes. NOTE: Not my kid(s) either - my roomates but he's on serious medication for a torn rotator cuff atm. The boys (of course) were too blasted to even acknowledge anything, but the girls were like "I'm sorry SIR! We'll settle it down quickly!" Fuck, I'm standing there in torn jeans and 12" of hair hanging off my head getting all parental and these kids were like "Wow, old dude is laying down the law!" Sorry, it was just fucking hilarious looking at their reactions tonight. I guess I'm an old and scary former-military type person. __________________ I'm not a porn monger. I'm a porn ... STYLIST! Buildit Cheap, build it Fast, Build it Right. - Pick Two.

01-10-2004, 02:47 AM	#3
GonePhishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blah Posts: 2,474	hehehe, that was great. __________________ If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

01-10-2004, 01:50 AM	#2
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	at least you really stood up your grounds putting things in order!

01-10-2004, 02:49 AM	#4
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	You should have killed one of them and then hung him from your fence as a warning to other teenagers in the area to stay the fuck away from you and your house.