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  • gornyhuy
    Chafed.
    • May 2002
    • 18041
    #1

    Free Mach 3 In the Mail!

    I just got a free Mach 3 razor in the mail with a form letter from the president of Gillette telling me basically "I let you borrow my crack pipe, and the first hit is free... and here is a coupon for $1 off crack cocaine down at the open air market."

    Smart marketing: free razor, now you are on the hook to buy blades forever!!

    I've always been a SensorExcel guy, but you guys talk about Mach3 like it is God's Own Razor, so I'm siked to try it out.

    icq:159548293
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    • frankfortuna
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 1504
      #2
      I got sucked into that promo a couple of years ago; I've been hooked ever since.

      I suspect that has been a highly successful campaign for them.

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        • dicknixon
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 548
          #3
          Agreed, Mach3 is the best razor I've ever used.

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            • wdsguy
              Ryde or Die
              • Dec 2002
              • 19568
              #4
              where do u get this promotion?

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133986
                  #5
                  Offer only good in the USA

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                    • gornyhuy
                      Chafed.
                      • May 2002
                      • 18041
                      #6
                      Originally posted by wdsguy
                      where do u get this promotion?
                      It just showed up in my mailbox. I didn't ask for it. Somebody must have sold my name to a list...

                      Those razors cost like $10 in the stores...

                      icq:159548293

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                        • Vox
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 2710
                          #7
                          Originally posted by spunky1
                          Offer only good in the USA
                          They have a Canadian site... I think.
                          I got some a year ago for free.
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                            • chodadog
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 9736
                              #8
                              The best razors in the world are straight razors. Fuck safety razors.
                              26 + 6 = 1

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                                • gornyhuy
                                  Chafed.
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 18041
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                  Offer only good in the USA

                                  Where'd you see that?

                                  icq:159548293

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                                    • Evil1
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 3893
                                      #10
                                      i got one weeks ago.. fucking thing works damn good. I wish porsche would try to get me hooked, dunno how they'd get it in my mailbox tho.

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                                        • arg
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 1164
                                          #11
                                          I was already a diehard convert, and they sent a freebie to me about a year ago. Rather handy, now I have one for my travel kit, and one for home.

                                          The New Yorker ran an article about the time it came out about the decades of research that led up to the Mach 3. The computer modelling they ran on hair follicles and skin types was quite amazing. It's no accident that it's a good razor. Evidently with that much money to be made, they can pour a LOT into R&D. The knockoff generic tri-blade razors just don't get the angles or the materials right.

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                                            • some_idiot
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 1511
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Vox


                                              They have a Canadian site... I think.
                                              I got some a year ago for free.
                                              Yah the Canadian site has the offer. Last year I got a cheaper
                                              plastic one and this year they sent me an aluminium one.

                                              This AVS pays my mortgage!

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                                                • gornyhuy
                                                  Chafed.
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 18041
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by arg
                                                  I was already a diehard convert, and they sent a freebie to me about a year ago. Rather handy, now I have one for my travel kit, and one for home.

                                                  The New Yorker ran an article about the time it came out about the decades of research that led up to the Mach 3. The computer modelling they ran on hair follicles and skin types was quite amazing. It's no accident that it's a good razor. Evidently with that much money to be made, they can pour a LOT into R&D. The knockoff generic tri-blade razors just don't get the angles or the materials right.
                                                  Who would've thought that it took all that R&D and engineering to get a fucking razor right?!

                                                  icq:159548293

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                                                    • KaLi
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 4371
                                                      #14
                                                      Yeah, I got one the other day

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                                                        • arial
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 4012
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by dicknixon
                                                          Agreed, Mach3 is the best razor I've ever used.
                                                          Yes it is, it doesn't cut your balls or ass crack!

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                                                            • flashfreak
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 4396
                                                              #16
                                                              yeah. mach3 is the shit. but the blades are expensive (at least here).
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                                                                • Rorschach
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 5579
                                                                  #17
                                                                  It's a good business model... proven by drug dealers all around the world.

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                                                                    • AphEX
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 2901
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I got a free Mach 3 razor in the mail too

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                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 18041
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by arial


                                                                          Yes it is, it doesn't cut your balls or ass crack!
                                                                          For real?


                                                                          I've been just using the trusty old Gillette Beard Trimmer on its lowest settings. Avoids the itchy "growing back in" balls/ass. Can't deal with that.

                                                                          icq:159548293

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                                                                            • skrog
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 7230
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I have used the Mach 3 and the Quatro both great razors.
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                                                                                • B_Maverick
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 447
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                  I just got a free Mach 3 razor in the mail with a form letter from the president of Gillette telling me basically "I let you borrow my crack pipe, and the first hit is free... and here is a coupon for $1 off crack cocaine down at the open air market."

                                                                                  Smart marketing: free razor, now you are on the hook to buy blades forever!!

                                                                                  I've always been a SensorExcel guy, but you guys talk about Mach3 like it is God's Own Razor, so I'm siked to try it out.
                                                                                  I got mine in the mail a month ago and I am hooked...fucking Gillette...grrrr.
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                                                                                    • Roger
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 3181
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      You do realise that they put RFID chips in it don't you?

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                                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                          • 18041
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Roger
                                                                                          You do realise that they put RFID chips in it don't you?


                                                                                          Sooooo now they know I'm shaving my ass with their product?
                                                                                          Thats scary, I hope they don't take advantage of that data!!!

                                                                                          icq:159548293

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                                                                                            • Slick
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 7338
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Hell, they sent me a regular Sensor razor in the mail when I was 16 years old, I fell in love with it and used it for over 11 years (They definatey made their money back on me from buying blades all those years), I recently jumped up to the Mach 3

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                                                                                                • gornyhuy
                                                                                                  Chafed.
                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 18041
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Update.... almost 5 years later, I'm still using the same Mach3 razor they sent me for free.

                                                                                                  Now THAT is effective marketing.
                                                                                                  Plus my balls are sooooo smooth.

                                                                                                  icq:159548293

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                                                                                                    • Iron Fist
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                                      • 23400
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by gornyhuy

                                                                                                      Sooooo now they know I'm shaving my ass with their product?
                                                                                                      Thats scary, I hope they don't take advantage of that data!!!
                                                                                                      They will however start sending over trial anal plugs... i'm sure the mailman will be looking at you a little differently.
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                                                                                                        • Rochard
                                                                                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                          • 75733
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I use a rechargable electric razor...... so much easier!
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                                                                                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                            • candyflip
                                                                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                              • 43069
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I was about to say that the Mach 3 was soooo 2004. Glad I checked the thread date.

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                                                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                  • 51692
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Gilette started their business model like that

                                                                                                                  Here is a very good article on theses tactics :
                                                                                                                  http://www.wired.com/techbiz/it/magazine/16-03/ff_free
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                                                                                      where do u get this promotion?
                                                                                                                      I got one a couple weeks ago in the mail.

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                                                                                                                        • Manowar
                                                                                                                          jellyfish  
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                          • 71528
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          dry it with a towel, the blades last much longer

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                                                                                                                            • stevo
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                              • 2051
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Its definitely a good business model. They send me a free one years ago, and now ive spent hundreds on refills!

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                                                                                                                                • gleem
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 5593
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I tried em all, I keep coming back to the sensor excel, the MAC 3 and the 4 & 5 blade deals are just too wide and shred my neck.




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                                                                                                                                    • collegeboobies
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 3644
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      sell it on ebay, show them how it is

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                                                                                                                                        • Manowar
                                                                                                                                          jellyfish  
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 71528
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by gleem
                                                                                                                                          I tried em all, I keep coming back to the sensor excel, the MAC 3 and the 4 & 5 blade deals are just too wide and shred my neck.
                                                                                                                                          the new fusion power is good stuff

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                                                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                                                              #36

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