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pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 03:54 PM

I'm wondering what actually make a board a good one that ppl want to be on and post...24/7?

arial · 01-09-2004, 03:56 PM

Drama

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by arial
Drama

Real drama or dumbass ppl coming up with fake names or just made up shit?

loverboy · 01-09-2004, 04:01 PM

people on all walks of life... yes, drama

KRL · 01-09-2004, 04:03 PM

Sexy girls like you Stef!

SoundMan · 01-09-2004, 04:05 PM

pleanty of sanding..

loverboy · 01-09-2004, 04:06 PM

and lots of "would you hit it" posts

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Sexy girls like you Stef!

lol Well what makes a sexy girl wanna post on one board but not another?

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by loverboy
and lots of "would you hit it" posts

LOL...seriously?

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by SoundMan
pleanty of sanding..

Sandling?

*this stupid "Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 45 seconds." is b.s*

Lycanthrope · 01-09-2004, 04:15 PM

Nice tits - firm, round, not too big, not too small.
Nice n' tight pink pussy, very trimmed or bald.
Long hair, brunette preferably.
They must posess a great ass that is willing to provide entry.
Nice lips that also allow entry.
Must be willing to run for smokes and cigs.
Loud in bed, (not snoring), but quiet at most other times.
Job is a plus.

Damn, just read it said board, not broad. my bad.

KRL · 01-09-2004, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

lol Well what makes a sexy girl wanna post on one board but not another?

One guess.

arial · 01-09-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Real drama or dumbass ppl coming up with fake names or just made up shit?

The real drama of course, but everyone now and then the fake shit gets pretty interesting.

Mishi · 01-09-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by SoundMan
pleanty of sanding..

I was going to say "wood."

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by KRL

One guess.

Nice

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial

The real drama of course, but everyone now and then the fake shit gets pretty interesting.

Interesting fake shit

loverboy · 01-09-2004, 04:49 PM

one who would forget Juicy, one of the most popular GFY celebrity

InsaneMidget · 01-09-2004, 04:51 PM

a good mix of retards & smart asses

Scootermuze · 01-09-2004, 05:17 PM

You've seen in short order that this was the wrong board to ask such a question...

Too many comedian wannabes here to ask a question like that..

Almost like asking, "What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

But to answer...

A board not filled with kids, people starved for attention, and ego maniacs would be nice.. One that was consistent with useful information.. One that deleted any message not pertinent to the topic...
But I've yet to find such.. and doubt that one will appear...

Vitasoy · 01-09-2004, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial

The real drama of course, but everyone now and then the fake shit gets pretty interesting.

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
a good mix of retards & smart asses

Why would you want a bunch of retards posting on a board?
You ask a simple question and all you get is dumbass replies. It can get annoying after a while

Death From Above · 01-09-2004, 07:02 PM

Good board recipe.

Ingredients

1. A lot of users.
2. A lot of posts.
3. A good board name.
4. Drama.
5. Business.
6. A good mix of newbies, idiots, big players and sexy female webmistresses (all of legal age of course).
7. Good moderators.
8. A kick ass, unforgettable design.
9. A highly modified version of vbulletin.
10. Awesome prizes (xboxs, dvd players, cars, bikes, computers, etc.)
I'll probably think of more later...

Instructions

Mix ALL ingredients together in a large bowl, remove excess ego's, pedo's, personalities and all other waste, then place into oven for 1 hour at 225C. Remove from oven and place in bin. Presto, you now have a good board.

Mr. Marks · 01-09-2004, 07:04 PM

i agree a real drama

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Death From Above
Good board recipe.

Ingredients

1. A lot of users.
2. A lot of posts.
3. A good board name.
4. Drama.
5. Business.
6. A good mix of newbies, idiots, big players and sexy female webmistresses (all of legal age of course).
7. Good moderators.
8. A kick ass, unforgettable design.
9. A highly modified version of vbulletin.
10. Awesome prizes (xboxs, dvd players, cars, bikes, computers, etc.)
I'll probably think of more later...

Instructions

Mix ALL ingredients together in a large bowl, remove excess ego's, pedo's, personalities and all other waste, then place into oven for 1 hour at 225C. Remove from oven and place in bin. Presto, you now have a good board.

LMAO Perfect answer

Thank you

That was very well put I might add LOL

EscortBiz · 01-09-2004, 07:08 PM

most people who start forums would say 99.9% are wasting their time

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo
i agree a real drama

Okay I agree with that. But how do you get drama on a new board?

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
most people who start forums would say 99.9% are wasting their time

Why would you say that?

TonyL · 01-09-2004, 07:17 PM

Drama and plenty of trolling threads.

EscortBiz · 01-09-2004, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Why would you say that?

Because its true, not to many active forums online but you can find a milion messga eboards with 0 post or many with 100 posts all by the owner and his 2 little brothers.

Honeyslut · 01-09-2004, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze
You've seen in short order that this was the wrong board to ask such a question...

Too many comedian wannabes here to ask a question like that..

Almost like asking, "What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

But to answer...

A board not filled with kids, people starved for attention, and ego maniacs would be nice.. One that was consistent with useful information.. One that deleted any message not pertinent to the topic...
But I've yet to find such.. and doubt that one will appear...

Actually, you have described Greenguy and Jim's board . Great Place

Mishi · 01-09-2004, 08:38 PM

I'll try to make up for my previous, smart-ass reply. But I think the only simple answer is "it depends." What do you want to accomplish? I visit a good number of boards (an embarassing number, actually) both inside and outside the adult industry. I'll address a couple of non-industry boards.

One has hundreds of forums and thousands of users, and I shudder to think what the total post count must be. The moderators are as strict as nuns and frequently edit or delete posts. There is very little real interaction in the posts...mostly (it seems to me) you get people posting to see their own words, and nothing more. Yet...there's still a strong sense of community. They hold a handful of conventions each year and get good attendance. And, they have a number of impressive corporate sponsors.

Another is a more general-interest board with numerous, category-specific forums. Moderators are virtually non-existant in most of them. There are only a handful of threads, some of which dry up after a few posts while others go on indefinitely. The only advertising is for the board sponsor and there are maybe a couple hundred members, only a few of whom post regularly.

So which is the better board? Personally, I prefer the second, though a lot of people would find it boring. I think most people here would despise the heavy-handed moderators at the first, but the regulars there appreciate the lack of drama and flaming.

As with anything else, you have to define your goals before you can plan for them. Asking "What makes a good board" is like asking "What makes a good dessert?"

HEARTBREAKER · 01-09-2004, 08:40 PM

the people

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mishi
I'll try to make up for my previous, smart-ass reply. But I think the only simple answer is "it depends." What do you want to accomplish? I visit a good number of boards (an embarassing number, actually) both inside and outside the adult industry. I'll address a couple of non-industry boards.

One has hundreds of forums and thousands of users, and I shudder to think what the total post count must be. The moderators are as strict as nuns and frequently edit or delete posts. There is very little real interaction in the posts...mostly (it seems to me) you get people posting to see their own words, and nothing more. Yet...there's still a strong sense of community. They hold a handful of conventions each year and get good attendance. And, they have a number of impressive corporate sponsors.

Another is a more general-interest board with numerous, category-specific forums. Moderators are virtually non-existant in most of them. There are only a handful of threads, some of which dry up after a few posts while others go on indefinitely. The only advertising is for the board sponsor and there are maybe a couple hundred members, only a few of whom post regularly.

So which is the better board? Personally, I prefer the second, though a lot of people would find it boring. I think most people here would despise the heavy-handed moderators at the first, but the regulars there appreciate the lack of drama and flaming.

As with anything else, you have to define your goals before you can plan for them. Asking "What makes a good board" is like asking "What makes a good dessert?"

Very well said

I will take this into account.

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut

Actually, you have described Greenguy and Jim's board . Great Place

Two great boards I must say

MetaMan · 01-09-2004, 10:19 PM

s small group of dedicated posters each with a distinct personality.

this always carries a board.

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz

Because its true, not to many active forums online but you can find a milion messga eboards with 0 post or many with 100 posts all by the owner and his 2 little brothers.

Yeah I know what you're saying. But you could also do very well.

pink_in_the_middle · 01-09-2004, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
s small group of dedicated posters each with a distinct personality.

this always carries a board.

But how do you get ppl like this to post on a new board?

Ani D · 01-09-2004, 10:25 PM

Pay a few people to make highly inflammatory posts about people on this board, come here and tell them, "hey, you better get over to my board - soandso is talking shit about you."

keep this going long enough and you'll have something.

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Mishi Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 1,054	I'll try to make up for my previous, smart-ass reply. But I think the only simple answer is "it depends." What do you want to accomplish? I visit a good number of boards (an embarassing number, actually) both inside and outside the adult industry. I'll address a couple of non-industry boards. One has hundreds of forums and thousands of users, and I shudder to think what the total post count must be. The moderators are as strict as nuns and frequently edit or delete posts. There is very little real interaction in the posts...mostly (it seems to me) you get people posting to see their own words, and nothing more. Yet...there's still a strong sense of community. They hold a handful of conventions each year and get good attendance. And, they have a number of impressive corporate sponsors. Another is a more general-interest board with numerous, category-specific forums. Moderators are virtually non-existant in most of them. There are only a handful of threads, some of which dry up after a few posts while others go on indefinitely. The only advertising is for the board sponsor and there are maybe a couple hundred members, only a few of whom post regularly. So which is the better board? Personally, I prefer the second, though a lot of people would find it boring. I think most people here would despise the heavy-handed moderators at the first, but the regulars there appreciate the lack of drama and flaming. As with anything else, you have to define your goals before you can plan for them. Asking "What makes a good board" is like asking "What makes a good dessert?" __________________ Looking for PHP/MySQL solutions? Check out Cyboriginal - custom scripts, installation services and more.

01-09-2004, 03:56 PM	#2
arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	Drama

01-09-2004, 04:01 PM	#4
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	people on all walks of life... yes, drama

01-09-2004, 04:05 PM	#6
SoundMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MidWest Posts: 3,471	pleanty of sanding..

01-09-2004, 04:06 PM	#7
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	and lots of "would you hit it" posts

01-09-2004, 04:49 PM	#17
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	one who would forget Juicy, one of the most popular GFY celebrity

01-09-2004, 04:51 PM	#18
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	a good mix of retards & smart asses

01-09-2004, 05:17 PM	#19
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	You've seen in short order that this was the wrong board to ask such a question... Too many comedian wannabes here to ask a question like that.. Almost like asking, "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" But to answer... A board not filled with kids, people starved for attention, and ego maniacs would be nice.. One that was consistent with useful information.. One that deleted any message not pertinent to the topic... But I've yet to find such.. and doubt that one will appear...

01-09-2004, 07:02 PM	#22
Death From Above Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: australia Posts: 130	Good board recipe. Ingredients 1. A lot of users. 2. A lot of posts. 3. A good board name. 4. Drama. 5. Business. 6. A good mix of newbies, idiots, big players and sexy female webmistresses (all of legal age of course). 7. Good moderators. 8. A kick ass, unforgettable design. 9. A highly modified version of vbulletin. 10. Awesome prizes (xboxs, dvd players, cars, bikes, computers, etc.) I'll probably think of more later... Instructions Mix ALL ingredients together in a large bowl, remove excess ego's, pedo's, personalities and all other waste, then place into oven for 1 hour at 225C. Remove from oven and place in bin. Presto, you now have a good board.

01-09-2004, 07:04 PM	#23
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	i agree a real drama

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TonyL Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: "A measure of a man is his post count". Write that down. Posts: 900	Drama and plenty of trolling threads.

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01-09-2004, 10:25 PM	#38
Ani D So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 218	Pay a few people to make highly inflammatory posts about people on this board, come here and tell them, "hey, you better get over to my board - soandso is talking shit about you." keep this going long enough and you'll have something.