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Old 01-08-2004, 12:21 PM   #1
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Have you ever gotten a FISH drunk? (pic)



Divers feed champagne to a fresh water pike in a lake near Opole, Poland January 1, 2004. Three Polish divers face a police investigation 8 for possible illegal fishing and animal abuse during an outdoor New Year's party. 'They may have committed offenses of poaching and maltreating a fish,' said Maria Niedziolka of the National Fishing Authority, which notified police of the incident. (Nowa Trybuna Opolska/Reuters - Handout)

OK,,,lets start the Polish jokes
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:22 PM   #2
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I doubt the fish was complaining
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:27 PM   #3
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That pic fucking made me piss myself! I don't know if that is bad or painful for the fish in any way, but it was a hilarious sight!
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:29 PM   #4
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Whisky would be killer!
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:31 PM   #5
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pretty shitty if you ask me..
Just because the animal isn't cute and cuddly doensn't make it ok..
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:32 PM   #6
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i poured some beer in a lake and the fish were loving it, no bullshit
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:41 PM   #7
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A little booze never hurt any fish.
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:46 PM   #8
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Its probably dead.
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:47 PM   #9
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:49 PM   #10
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i poured some beer in a lake and the fish were loving it, no bullshit
one time a semi truck full of barley wrecked into the river by my old house. They had to clean it up quick because the barely was fermenting.
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:52 PM   #11
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No painkillers for the hangover the next day tho
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:54 PM   #12
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So let me get this straight - tricking a fish into think it's eating a meal, then sticking a steel hook thru it mouth and making it fight painfully for its life, ultimitly losing after being ripped from its natural environment and having it's body sliced open and guts removed is ok. But getting the thing drunk is abuse? I see.


Sadly tho, I have poured beer down a fishs mouth, and yes, they get wasted - funny shit.
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:03 PM   #13
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So let me get this straight - tricking a fish into think it's eating a meal, then sticking a steel hook thru it mouth and making it fight painfully for its life, ultimitly losing after being ripped from its natural environment and having it's body sliced open and guts removed is ok. But getting the thing drunk is abuse? I see.
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:17 PM   #14
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He drinks like a fish!

*ba dum ching!*
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:27 PM   #15
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So let me get this straight - tricking a fish into think it's eating a meal, then sticking a steel hook thru it mouth and making it fight painfully for its life, ultimitly losing after being ripped from its natural environment and having it's body sliced open and guts removed is ok. But getting the thing drunk is abuse? I see.


Sadly tho, I have poured beer down a fishs mouth, and yes, they get wasted - funny shit.
And what did it do?
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:30 PM   #16
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So let me get this straight - tricking a fish into think it's eating a meal, then sticking a steel hook thru it mouth and making it fight painfully for its life, ultimitly losing after being ripped from its natural environment and having it's body sliced open and guts removed is ok. But getting the thing drunk is abuse? I see.


Sadly tho, I have poured beer down a fishs mouth, and yes, they get wasted - funny shit.
Fish don't really sense pain, so its not painful, perhaps a better term would be inconvenient, but not painful.
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:34 PM   #17
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And what did it do?
It swam in circles with its fin just above the water - like it thought it was jaws or something seriously
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:38 PM   #18
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Fish don't really sense pain, so its not painful, perhaps a better term would be inconvenient, but not painful.


It's debatable.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2983045.stm


regardless - it wasnt to be taken seriously
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:46 PM   #19
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It's debatable.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2983045.stm


regardless - it wasnt to be taken seriously
Very interesting I retract my earlier statement in light of this new evidence.
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:47 PM   #20
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It swam in circles with its fin just above the water - like it thought it was jaws or something seriously
Hah that has to be a funny site.
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