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Jedimaster · 01-06-2004, 07:52 AM

You know your a Redneck if you let your child crawl into a supermarket's stuffed animal game machine.

Boy Gets Stuck in Animal Game Machine
Mon Jan 5, 8:43 AM ET

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Saturday after crawling into a supermarket's stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone.

"He was sitting right in there with the stuffed animals," said Shift Commander Mark Zittel of the Sheboygan Fire Department.

He said the boy, whose name was not released because he is a minor, crawled through about an 8-inch-by-10-inch opening to get into the glass enclosure via a chute where the toys come out, but when he tried to get back out his way was blocked.

The stuffed animals are prizes that can be hooked by players with a crane-like device.

"His dad was three feet away at a pay phone," Zittel said. "He was talking on the phone and he said the next thing he turned around and the kid was in the thing."

He said the boy stayed calm and didn't panic as firefighters responded to the Piggly Wiggly store and then moved the game machine to the back of the store and got a locksmith to open the main loading door. The process took about an hour.

"There was no panic," Zittel said. "We could have broke the glass if there was an emergency."

The boy was not injured or traumatized but desperately had to go to the bathroom, he said.

But rescuers hadn't figured out how the boy was able to crawl into the game, or why no one in the store's busy lobby spotted him and stopped him before he got inside.

skrog · 01-06-2004, 07:54 AM

he just wanted to play with the stuffed animals

johnbosh · 01-06-2004, 07:54 AM

Hamlet · 01-06-2004, 07:56 AM

so there is a way to win that game

MrMonkeyFingers · 01-07-2004, 02:06 PM

here is the story and a picture of the kid in the machine: REDNECK

TheEnforcer · 01-07-2004, 03:50 PM

zzgundamnzz · 01-07-2004, 03:52 PM

They could of at least let him keep one

jennym · 01-07-2004, 03:53 PM

Being from La., I love "You know you're a redneck if..." jokes, but uummmm.....it was a yankee!

bopha · 01-07-2004, 03:58 PM

Piggly Wiggly

We call those markets "the pig"

'Bubba, we're heading over the Pig to get us some Skoal"

ZakAttack · 01-07-2004, 04:01 PM

uh... the firemen could have put some quarters in the machine and tried to use the mechanical hand to pick him up. I'm sure they at least tried it.

- AFN - · 01-08-2004, 05:40 AM

put your child in the cart and never let the child out your site

VeriSexy · 01-08-2004, 05:54 AM

Relax, just a kid.

machinegunkelly · 01-08-2004, 06:02 AM

You people must not have kids .

funny story

Raf1 · 01-08-2004, 08:39 AM

When I was a kid a wasted so much money on those machines...
That kid is clever

01-06-2004, 07:52 AM	#1
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	You know your a Redneck if you let your child crawl into a supermarket's stuffed You know your a Redneck if you let your child crawl into a supermarket's stuffed animal game machine. Boy Gets Stuck in Animal Game Machine Mon Jan 5, 8:43 AM ET SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Saturday after crawling into a supermarket's stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone. "He was sitting right in there with the stuffed animals," said Shift Commander Mark Zittel of the Sheboygan Fire Department. He said the boy, whose name was not released because he is a minor, crawled through about an 8-inch-by-10-inch opening to get into the glass enclosure via a chute where the toys come out, but when he tried to get back out his way was blocked. The stuffed animals are prizes that can be hooked by players with a crane-like device. "His dad was three feet away at a pay phone," Zittel said. "He was talking on the phone and he said the next thing he turned around and the kid was in the thing." He said the boy stayed calm and didn't panic as firefighters responded to the Piggly Wiggly store and then moved the game machine to the back of the store and got a locksmith to open the main loading door. The process took about an hour. "There was no panic," Zittel said. "We could have broke the glass if there was an emergency." The boy was not injured or traumatized but desperately had to go to the bathroom, he said. But rescuers hadn't figured out how the boy was able to crawl into the game, or why no one in the store's busy lobby spotted him and stopped him before he got inside.

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