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JFPdude · 01-04-2004, 05:29 AM

In vegas I can only have:

40 servings of booze an hour
30 hookers an hour

and I'm aloud to bring home:

10 red headed showgirls for myself

and 10 redheaded full blooded chinese guys for his mother

I'm hoping to live up to my sons expectations.

In fact I'm leaving now to make sure I don't let him down.

Mutt · 01-04-2004, 05:29 AM

cute

Weppel · 01-04-2004, 05:33 AM

kmanrox · 01-04-2004, 05:52 AM

good luck... those are reasonable goals..

media · 01-04-2004, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFPdude
In vegas I can only have:

40 servings of booze an hour
30 hookers an hour

and I'm aloud to bring home:

10 red headed showgirls for myself

and 10 redheaded full blooded chinese guys for his mother

I'm hoping to live up to my sons expectations.

In fact I'm leaving now to make sure I don't let him down.

Lol.. Funny shit man..

I'll have a shirt for ya in Vegas.. Look for me..

jacobt · 01-04-2004, 06:10 AM

doesn't anyone find that a little disturbing?

Trax · 01-04-2004, 06:20 AM

Trax · 01-04-2004, 06:21 AM

but then again its funny

hornycash · 01-04-2004, 06:42 AM

funny

pradaboy · 01-04-2004, 07:52 AM

that's funny

Adulter · 01-04-2004, 08:00 AM

ROTFL

Libertine · 01-04-2004, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jacobt
doesn't anyone find that a little disturbing?

More than a little. Must be hard to grow up with the idea that your father is fucking hookers and your mom is fucking chinese guys (why chinese guys??).

Rochard · 01-04-2004, 08:38 AM

I have the hookup in Vegas. I'll see to it that you are taken care of!

rjstar · 01-04-2004, 08:48 AM

Man, 30 hookers an hour, North Carolina must be the home of real men. Real rich men as well :D

Tala · 01-04-2004, 08:49 AM

Ross · 01-04-2004, 09:17 AM

Is your son by any chance a PIMP?

Vitasoy · 01-04-2004, 08:42 PM

Head · 01-04-2004, 08:46 PM

Good luck!

Spunky · 01-04-2004, 08:49 PM

A future pornographer...it brings a tear to my eye

Donny · 01-04-2004, 10:10 PM

My son asked me if I want to know Jesus. He's 4. His mother is very religious.

JFPdude · 01-08-2004, 08:57 AM

For all the people that find this disturbing let me explain a few simple points that unless you know me you wouldn't know about.

My mother in law got my daughter a latch hook kit for christmas. And my son and daughter are young in age. And he was explained that a hooker is someone who makes latch hook kits.

Also my son thinks coke is booze. because if I am having a drink at home I always mix it in my can of coke.

I don't shelter my kids from everything in this world because I believe they should know the truth. But kids know that I fix computers for a living and they heard my friends mention with me going to vegas that I would be drowned with hookers and booze therefore I had to tell them what hookers and booze was so that a 6 and 7 year old would know.

Sorry I was in vegas and didn't get to see all the ICQ responses to this until now.

JFPdude · 01-08-2004, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld

More than a little. Must be hard to grow up with the idea that your father is fucking hookers and your mom is fucking chinese guys (why chinese guys??).

Red Headed Full Blooded Chinese Guys ...

And nobody said to my kids that my wife was fucking them just that I was supposed to bring some home.

Find me one pic of a full blooded red headed chinese guy before you go judging us.

01-04-2004, 05:29 AM	#1
JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	My son set the limits for me this morning ... In vegas I can only have: 40 servings of booze an hour 30 hookers an hour and I'm aloud to bring home: 10 red headed showgirls for myself and 10 redheaded full blooded chinese guys for his mother I'm hoping to live up to my sons expectations. In fact I'm leaving now to make sure I don't let him down.

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JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	For all the people that find this disturbing let me explain a few simple points that unless you know me you wouldn't know about. My mother in law got my daughter a latch hook kit for christmas. And my son and daughter are young in age. And he was explained that a hooker is someone who makes latch hook kits. Also my son thinks coke is booze. because if I am having a drink at home I always mix it in my can of coke. I don't shelter my kids from everything in this world because I believe they should know the truth. But kids know that I fix computers for a living and they heard my friends mention with me going to vegas that I would be drowned with hookers and booze therefore I had to tell them what hookers and booze was so that a 6 and 7 year old would know. Sorry I was in vegas and didn't get to see all the ICQ responses to this until now.