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Nysus · 01-07-2004, 01:15 PM

What would you have immediately around you to throw at them / protect yourself with? I have my wireless mouse, keyword and CD holder ... and then my chair, and then my flatpanel ....

Cheers,
Matt

JSA Matt · 01-07-2004, 01:16 PM

4 pair of sissors...

Ross · 01-07-2004, 01:17 PM

A glass full of Sprite..... oh and my fists. Thats about it. My snooker cue is in the cupboard behind me so I couldn't get to it.

iFliPcEss · 01-07-2004, 01:17 PM

the CPU but he should pay it afterwards.. for damaged

-=HOAX=- · 01-07-2004, 01:17 PM

My brain and my body.

greentea · 01-07-2004, 01:18 PM

a loaded 45 smith & wesson with a full clip

EscortBiz · 01-07-2004, 01:18 PM

I am waiting to see all the though guy answers, like the former USMC people, some that will say they are trained fighters BLAH BLAH.

Most here can be fucked up pretty quick

swedguy · 01-07-2004, 01:19 PM

Shit load of pens
Stapler
Cellphone
Heavy picture frame
2 Halogens
Laser printer
2 monitors

BRING 'EM ON!

Roger · 01-07-2004, 01:20 PM

Cofee and a wireless keyboard

sumphatpimp · 01-07-2004, 01:20 PM

6' 9'' 385 pounds

you feeling lucky?

you have no idea how fast that 385 can move

Odie · 01-07-2004, 01:20 PM

I got a sword beside my desk....and some scissors...

feN · 01-07-2004, 01:21 PM

empty bottles, glasses
....and my notebook :/

tbabe · 01-07-2004, 01:21 PM

coffe mug and a monitor

Babaganoosh · 01-07-2004, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
a loaded 45 smith & wesson with a full clip

Sig Sauer P229 in .357 Sig in my desk drawer. If they get past my coffee mug and a big ass paperweight I have on my desk, they'll get shot.

Cyndalie · 01-07-2004, 01:24 PM

a Siamese Cat

Nysus · 01-07-2004, 01:25 PM

I think the best so far is Odie with a sword..

.. and sumphatpimp with body mass.

EscortBiz - I'm expecting to see some ridiculously huge guns...

Cheers,
Matt

Herb Kornfield · 01-07-2004, 01:28 PM

Compressed air nail drvier (.22 caliber bullets)
Staple gun
Various hammers
Hunting knives
Axe with 2 foot handle ( wood chopper!)

Various lengths of metal pipes, 2x4's, etc in my workshop.

After that, the 90 LB rotweiler would work out on you, the half dozen handguns would blast a load of holes into you and the shotgun would make mincemeat out of you.

to dispose of you, some nice plumbing chemicals to dissolve you down the drains here.

QualityMpegs · 01-07-2004, 01:29 PM

20 liquor bottles and a screwdriver

Jamdin · 01-07-2004, 01:29 PM

Several ballpoint pens and click pencils
A small stapler
A metal ruler
A swiss army knife
A giant hard-plastic six-sided die
A floss pic
My fist
My head
My feet

Martin · 01-07-2004, 01:30 PM

I own a heater.

Ross · 01-07-2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
6' 9'' 385 pounds

you feeling lucky?

you have no idea how fast that 385 can move

Fuck coming to attack you!

NBDesign · 01-07-2004, 01:31 PM

who would want to hurt me?

Nysus · 01-07-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Compressed air nail drvier (.22 caliber bullets)
Staple gun
Various hammers
Hunting knives
Axe with 2 foot handle ( wood chopper!)

Various lengths of metal pipes, 2x4's, etc in my workshop.

After that, the 90 LB rotweiler would work out on you, the half dozen handguns would blast a load of holes into you and the shotgun would make mincemeat out of you.

to dispose of you, some nice plumbing chemicals to dissolve you down the drains here.

Nice! My doggie was here this morning though watchdog is in her traits but not guarddog. She can be intimidating though.. not same as a rotty though.

Cheers,
Matt

MetaMan · 01-07-2004, 01:34 PM

for some reason i have a weapon in every room, in my car a bat and a kife, maybe i am crazy i dont know.

atm i have 2 dumbells and a golf club, and a shotgun within 10 steps.

JamesK · 01-07-2004, 01:37 PM

I'm the proud owner of Communistical Empyre. Fourty russian guardian angels protect me 24/7.

blazin · 01-07-2004, 02:48 PM

A half empty Jack Daniels bottle?

blazin · 01-07-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
for some reason i have a weapon in every room, in my car a bat and a kife, maybe i am crazy i dont know.

atm i have 2 dumbells and a golf club, and a shotgun within 10 steps.

Used to have a nice meat cleaver under my bed when I lived in a bad part of the city.

Somehow since I moved in with my girl she doesn't want it there no more

$5 submissions · 01-07-2004, 03:10 PM

Hmmm, a pen holder and an air freshner.

digifan · 01-07-2004, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
What would you have immediately around you to throw at them / protect yourself with? I have my wireless mouse, keyword and CD holder ... and then my chair, and then my flatpanel ....

Cheers,
Matt

Those properly picked keywords will protect you.

Ani D · 01-07-2004, 03:38 PM

running is your best defense

digifan · 01-07-2004, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blazin
A half empty Jack Daniels bottle?

xn't it half full?

asuna · 01-07-2004, 03:43 PM

yuck that, i keep my doors locked, altho i'm right next to my patio windows i'd see him run towards me, plus i got an open bottle of peroxide next to me for his eyes....

Phoenix · 01-07-2004, 03:45 PM

I'd welcome the excercise.

My two hands around his throat should suffice...lol

I'd like to have a gun, but i know that if someone ever did come in, i'fd probably use it.

and then id be in jail and im too pretty for jail.

Worldnet · 01-07-2004, 05:20 PM

Ithica SKB over/under 12 guage, both barrels fired.

Minte · 01-07-2004, 05:22 PM

protected by Iver-Johnson

sixxxth_sense · 01-07-2004, 05:23 PM

my notebook....

wait fuck that

I don't wanna trow my notebook away!

THROW MY FIST AT HIS FACE AND PRAY IT CONNECTS!

beemk · 01-07-2004, 05:25 PM

screw driver

Jman69 · 01-07-2004, 05:35 PM

I could throw my cell phone, a handful of pennies and then stab the person with a plastic pen cap (pen is missing)

or maybe I could give them a nasty paper cut, since paper is the main thing on my desk

dig420 · 01-07-2004, 05:40 PM

two Pit Bulls, four cats, one mean girlfriend and two years of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu to hurt you with if you get past my employees, who also train at http://www.gracieacademy.com

I'm not worried, nothing I have is worth going thru all that to get to me

arial · 01-07-2004, 05:41 PM

I have a .45 under my desk just in case of shit like that, since when I'm home 90% of the time I'm at my computer.

sweandy · 01-07-2004, 05:44 PM

Would give them a papercut!

JayJay · 01-07-2004, 05:45 PM

Got a 9 stone Rottweiler waiting by the door and if they get passed her
I got some CS Spray on my Desk somewhere

fusionx · 01-07-2004, 05:48 PM

This is scary..

6 half full coffee cups, some with science projects growing
-- 2 bottles of water, one empty, one half full
-- 1 bottle of propel sports drink

3 soda cans - not even going to look inside
-- About 60 cds out of their cases
-- 3 telephones
-- 1 digital camera
-- 29 pens in 4 different colors and 3 different styles
-- 3 pairs of cheap sunglasses

3 packs of Winston Lights. Two full, one about half

1 pack of Camel Lights with two smokes from last month
-- 1 webcam
-- 1 half full bag of sunflower seeds
-- 2 bottles of visine
-- 1 bottle of ClearEyes
-- 2 bottles of Motrin
-- 1 bottle of Tylenol
-- A box of floppy disks I haven't touched since 2001
-- A spool of blank cd-roms
-- 1 can of furniture polish (very dusty)
-- 1 mini-mag flashlight (I've been looking for that)
-- 2 old video cards (one 2 meg, one 4 meg)
-- a dead hard drive
-- 1 PCMCIA modem for a laptop that was stolen a year ago
-- 2 zip disks.. the drive died months ago
-- My checkbook (also dusty)

Want a picture?

Vitasoy · 01-07-2004, 05:50 PM

I've got a razor right by

Odie · 01-07-2004, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
I think the best so far is Odie with a sword.. .. and sumphatpimp with body mass.

EscortBiz - I'm expecting to see some ridiculously huge guns...

Cheers,
Matt

well it's actually a machedi but I don't know how to spell it...hehe I always keep it close by...

Adult Site Traffic · 01-07-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
What would you have immediately around you to throw at them / protect yourself with? I have my wireless mouse, keyword and CD holder ... and then my chair, and then my flatpanel ....

Cheers,
Matt

LOL. I actually have a .357 in my safe right next to my desk, which is generally open when I'm here because I use CDs and stuff out of it.

I think if that were to happen, they would have made a mistake since I've carried a pistol more often than not most of my life

I also have a blackhawk hanging in the pistol pocket of my chaps half way up the stairs, a shotgun and a rifle right behind me in the corner

JayJay · 01-07-2004, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fusionx
6 half full coffee cups, some with science projects

In't it half empty?

HEARTBREAKER · 01-07-2004, 05:53 PM

well, i have here everything...like hole puncher, telephone, chairs..
so whatever i pick up...i will throw it to him!!!

Rorschach · 01-07-2004, 05:53 PM

Machete

I have a big one leaning against the side of the desk too.

It's great for when drunks come and try and piss in the alley next to my apartment.

JayJay · 01-07-2004, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MSB
well, i have here everything...like hole puncher, telephone, chairs..
so whatever i pick up...i will throw it to him!!!

What if it's a her?

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Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	I think the best so far is Odie with a sword.. .. and sumphatpimp with body mass. EscortBiz - I'm expecting to see some ridiculously huge guns... Cheers, Matt __________________ What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets See https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948258-untouchedmarkets-pr0-refund-money-post16744521.html and for more detailed see https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948645-re-recent-bullshit-drama-explained-detail-pr0-untouched-markets.html

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