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Old 01-07-2004, 02:26 PM   #1
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The preacher story :

The Preacher

There is a story about a popular young preacher, who on Sunday morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract, and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and
announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs, and applauds.

Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the preacher stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!!"
More sighs and applause.

Ms. Ella May, aged 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher
stays, I'll give him SEX!"

There is a hush. The preacher, blushing and totally taken by
surprise, asks, "Ms. Ella May, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Ms. Ella May answers, "Well, I just asked my husband how we
could help,
And he said, "Fuck the Preacher."
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Old 01-07-2004, 02:31 PM   #2
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