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Nysus 01-08-2004 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
My flatscreen, my wireless keyboard, my digicam, my wallet (lots of small change in it) and my cellphone. But I won't have to use it cause I have this since a few days:

http://www.adultdesignstudios.com/doggy.jpg

And he likes to chew on everything so he will chew my attacker to death :thumbsup

Awww. Hehehe.

I have a pear and an apple to throw now too. :thumbsup

Edit: 100 *injured* robbers! Hehe.

Cheers,
Matt

dd2 01-08-2004 08:32 AM

A half eaten kebab with chilli sauce.
A Box of CD-RWs
An empty packet of walkers crisps

Herb Kornfield 01-08-2004 08:33 AM

http://www.watsonsweapons.com/galler...amethrower.jpg

also this....

BabeHunter 01-08-2004 08:36 AM

i have a big AXE on the wall...and a hunter's knife around

Eroticacash 01-08-2004 08:45 AM

Screw the Mouse. Got a Glock 17c Sitting in my Draw!

<img src="http://www.glock.com/compensator.jpg">

Nysus 01-08-2004 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
http://www.watsonsweapons.com/galler...amethrower.jpg

also this....

Wouldn't you fry yourself?

Cheers,
Matt

Dragonsxxx 01-08-2004 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
What would you have immediately around you to throw at them / protect yourself with? I have my wireless mouse, keyword and CD holder ... and then my chair, and then my flatpanel .... :helpme

Cheers,
Matt

They would look very weird as im naked so enough time to grab the knife i have on my table :)

Furious_Male 01-08-2004 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
My flatscreen, my wireless keyboard, my digicam, my wallet (lots of small change in it) and my cellphone. But I won't have to use it cause I have this since a few days:

http://www.adultdesignstudios.com/doggy.jpg

And he likes to chew on everything so he will chew my attacker to death :thumbsup


Cute little fella. He has your back for sure :)

tony286 01-08-2004 10:03 AM

stun baton 500,000 volts let the party start.

Tala 01-08-2004 10:13 AM

If they're brave (or stupid) enough to come into my house past all the nifty BDSM related goodies in my office (including blades, needles, hooks, flogs, canes, bullship, paddles and ropes or assorted lengths teehee), they won't get past the .38 snubnose on my desk's second shelf. Within easy reach, lemme tell ya.

com 01-08-2004 10:17 AM

too bad for them i sold my 40cal. now i just have 2 desert prince skinning knives ;)

Ironhorse 01-08-2004 10:24 AM

Big old marine knife for the gents and a pack of condoms for the ladies..all within arms reach :thumbsup


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