Greg B

http://www.amobhitman.com/

If you like buying cool-ass weapons, this site is for you.

I've been trained the use of every sword and knife you can think of and to tell you the truth, that freakin' Star Trek Klingon Knife is a bad mo fo. You could take out a bigass deer with it. I know, I had to 6 years ago.

Easy to clean and very sturdy. I wish I had bought the Romulan knife at the time. That fucker is NASTY.

jimthefiend

was it attacking you?

Greg B

In upstate NY there is a massive deer population because of Lyme Disease. Dudes stopped hunting years ago and now there are millions upon millions of deer to the point that sometimes you can't even drive down the road. So they were encroaching on homes.

Day didn't go by when several of them would come prancing through your yard!

I was outside clearing a fall ( dead trees and shit ) and an 8 pointer was on the other side. I didn't see nor smell him due to the camo and rotting foliage. All I saw was two hoofs coming at me and I ducked and hit it breast center with my shoulder and knocked it over. Me and it spun like tops but I had that Klingon blade on my belt cause it was good for prying wood. I don't know how I got that big ass knife out of the sheath so fast but a buck will kick the shit out of you when cornered and will then try to corner you, knock you down. I didn't want to give it a chance with them antlers which are fucking sharp as shit. I didn't even have to plunge hard just a cross jab and twist down. Blade was very sharp. Good craftsmanship. Damn near sprained my wrist cause I got twixt the ribs and the buck twisted it's rib cage. I weighed 236lbs at the time, and through that shit in there and rolled back. It wheezed like a truck, howled and rolled upright and just dropped. Had enough time to race back to the truck and grab my Rossi and put it down. One thing that was funny was both of us was blowin' snot! I guess when you're scared that bad your lungs clean themselves out fast! All I saw was tobacco snot flyin cause it left a streak on the white part of the buck's underside.

In the woods, you ain't got no second chances. When I fired off the shot, that's when I saw the does about 10 yards away in the brush. Taught me a lesson to double look from now on.

jimthefiend

FUCK my bad
i guess it was lol

thats nuts man