lol i am not a woman hater. my g/f would even agree with me on this one probly, hmmmmm and i stress probly,

WOMEN when will they ever undertsand hehe,

the kid turns gay and the women will love him then, to bad he is gay. :1orglaugh

Have no appointments with Jerry Springer.. and well, I see how this thread has the elements of that kind of show but I was thinking GFY people would be comfortable and receptive to offer this kind of feedback. I See that most people seem to agree that it may have been the most appropriate response to this unusual request from a son to a mother. Guess there are a few that disagree...

I have no problems with it and I think it is great.

Tell him to go get a job and sort his own fucking poon out. Do this for him and he'll be begging from you every chance he gets.

Sounds like he's spoiled already...

Righhhht . Find a fat ass ugly girl for hte first time till he get better at dating.

yea go get your boy a hooker :winkwink:

What Id do is to get a nice stripper and pay her to spend a whole day with him and talk to him give him tips . Strippers see all kind of guys and they know wich attitude can be good or bad . (Dont take one thats getting pimped they will like hard guys) . And get her to fuck the hell out of him .

Btw I wasnt saying that meanfully just that if the guy has never dated he cannot get a hot chick with experience. Give him a girl that dont have any or that will teach him . You must have a person on a same level as you for something to work out.

Well, I'm only 20, but the best thing for him to do is find his own damn pussy, the guy needs to develop some skills, can't keep going to mommy to get laid. :1orglaugh

:eek7

I need a hooker too!

Shut up cocksucker.

lol

Whats your Mom's phone number, I'll call and make the arrangements!

If you loved your son, you would have fucked him yourself.

Sorry, but your son is a little strange. If he can't get laid, he should get himself a hooker, not ask him mommy for one. :2 cents:

I mean the kid's 19 right?

He was in town for the holiday and had no vehicle. It was 2:00 am and his flight was at 4pm to go back to Texas, where there is no legal prostitution. He lives on a farm where many relatives are but no other outside contact, Right in the middle of the "Bible Belt" So you see he felt he had no other opportunity like that moment..

19 and never kissed?
Fuck me and call me skippy

Post his pic or something
You aren't one of those moms who protect him from everything are you?

Does he say "my mama said" every other sentence?

GET THE POOR BOY LAID!:thumbsup

Well, the only problem now is that he's been conditioned to pay for pussy. So now, the poor kid might not ever get laid again unless he's got a $100 bill taped to his dick.

rofl...sick fuck

Well he need a hooker badly .. he must go before its too late lol

I hate you.

you should get the boy to move to vegas with you... least that would give him a chance

My dad used to say to me:


"SEE THOS BIG TITTY BITCHES? THEY WONT FUCK YOU.

LIFE FUCKED YOU.

MOTHER FUCKING OWNED! "

If you really loved him you wouldn't have sent him back to that hell hole.... you do realise that when he gets desperate he'll start fucking farm animals on the sly?

Hookers don't kiss.

What I really want to know is did the car smell of pussy on the way home? :1orglaugh

funny you should say that, he did ask me on the way home if it was supposed to smell fishey... I told him it was not supposed to if she cleans properly.

I would tell him to do anything he could to attract a regular girl instead and he'll be better off emotionally for it

Good point

What happened to all the love in the world......
If my mom did that i would have never forgiven her.
It's gotta be done in love, after that if he wants to fuck around it's his call.

Love huh, is that what the first time getting laid is all about?? Hmmm, thats not really the way I remember it,.. i would like to know the stats on the first time experience ... is it most commonly LOVE or LUST...........

That's got to be a joke.


Yes, long term heterosexual relationships are great for mental health.

:1orglaugh

If your kid is 20 and has never been kissed he should possibly try plastic surgery?

He lives on a farm where many relatives are but no other outside contact, Right in the middle of the "Bible Belt"....... and while he was here we arranged for the uni-brow to be removed and his 1st haircut not given by a family member. You can only fix so much in 1 week.