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Rich 01-06-2004 02:59 PM
This guy works for Platinum Bucks? Pay your employees better guys, they shouldn't be begging for $500 from a friendly bet that they're not even owed yet. :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 01-06-2004 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by prostock
SO wrong ,
One never even talk to BB tho i know who he is ,
next to see a person come to this board and bitch and cry over 500 bucks just shows what losers we have here :321GFY
Its not the 500 $. If anybody on this board steal 20 $ then they should be exposed. But the fact that the bitch ass complain after couple days ? thats just WRONG.

Ani D 01-06-2004 03:05 PM
syc·o·phant ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sk-fnt, sk-)
n.
A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.


2. To play the sycophant toward; to flatter obsequiously.


n : a person who tries to please someone in order to gain a personal advantage [syn: toady, crawler, lackey]

2. A base parasite; a mean or servile flatterer; especially, a flatterer of princes and great men.

A sycophant will everything admire: Each verse, each sentence, sets his soul on fire. --Dryden.


http://www.kymberlyrenee.com/yes.jpg

BigFish 01-06-2004 03:05 PM
Look at all these ass kissers, or should i say ass eaters. It was a fair wager between two adults and one lost, but since the loser (boneprone) has the higher post count at GFY, he gets a PASS and the payment can either be indefinately delayed or not paid at all. HAH. :1orglaugh

nap 01-06-2004 03:06 PM
interesting thread. still no payment yet i assume. i'm pretty sure you will be paid but i see your point as you should have been paid on time. regardless i'm sure you will get your cash.

Ani D 01-06-2004 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by BigFish
Look at all these ass kissers, or should i say ass eaters. It was a fair wager between two adults and one lost, but since the loser (boneprone) has the higher post count at GFY, he gets a PASS and the payment can either be indefinately delayed or not paid at all. HAH. :1orglaugh
So true..so true..

These fools have no honor.

Spunky 01-06-2004 03:12 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by BigFish
Look at all these ass kissers, or should i say ass eaters. It was a fair wager between two adults and one lost, but since the loser (boneprone) has the higher post count at GFY, he gets a PASS and the payment can either be indefinately delayed or not paid at all. HAH. :1orglaugh
Get your head out of your ass dipshit.
Boneprone is respected by alot of people.500 bucks is a drop in the bucket to him.He doesn't hide from a piddly 500 bucks.What would anybody gain from kissing his ass?.He runs a few sites.I don't trade with him and probably most people here don't either.
I just think its fucking retarded someone comes on GFY after 2 days when he knows he is in Vegas and crying about a bet and even more pathetic is these fucking Noobs shooting off their :2 cents:

Digipimp 01-06-2004 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by BigFish
Look at all these ass kissers, or should i say ass eaters. It was a fair wager between two adults and one lost, but since the loser (boneprone) has the higher post count at GFY, he gets a PASS and the payment can either be indefinately delayed or not paid at all. HAH. :1orglaugh
I don't think anyone is saying that dumbass, I know I'm not. Simply no need to bring it public on the first day he's late. We all know he should be paid on time and deserves it since that's the bet that was accepted, but going public with it after one day is a little ridiculous. Had it been a week everyone would have been on his side, however it's not likely Bone would be that late.

:thumbsup

Ani D 01-06-2004 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by spunky1

Get your head out of your ass dipshit.
Boneprone is respected by alot of people.500 bucks is a drop in the bucket to him.He doesn't hide from a piddly 500 bucks.What would anybody gain from kissing his ass?.He runs a few sites.I don't trade with him and probably most people here don't either.
I just think its fucking retarded someone comes on GFY after 2 days when he knows he is in Vegas and crying about a bet and even more pathetic is these fucking Noobs shooting off their :2 cents:
Bigfish nor I are "noobs".
You are a follower. You have to get behind someone, it's your nature. We understand. No one holds it against you.

Doctor Dre 01-06-2004 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJedi
Introduction

Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that we do not exist-we most certainly do-as is obvious to anyone who visits a cemetery during our nightly rampages.

Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare.

In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques, which necrophiliacs use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!



II: Finding a Partner

Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to find one, which suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would screw road kill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your chances depend upon where you pick up your date.

If you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac.

Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be a problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been lying there for too long.

Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go along with the sex.

Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet.



III: Preparation

Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away.

If you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a shovel, Vaseline and a box of rubbers.

Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need more equipment to dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely for a body part to break off while you're having fun and it also prevents your dick from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy.

The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should be without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me; it doesn't get any better after the person dies. You can put on more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without protection is just plain stupid unless you want to be the next date for a necrophiliac.

If you're in a cemetery try to drag the corpse out of the grave and behind a bush or to another secluded place. Pumping away in the grave may seem more convenient, but it's a severe disadvantage to you if you need to take off in a hurry. Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that case make it fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take it with you for added convenience.



Part IV: Techniques

So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends upon what kind of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction.

There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to "get off of it" if you're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what "kinky sexual practices" you may employ.

Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier.

If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex.

Corpses can also be recycled if treated properly. If you're a proficient embalmer you can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed. That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don't want to be too rough with an embalmed corpse because they are more fragile.

One final advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Based upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have to resort to cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a date.

Necrophilia is a passion, which is cheaply satisfied.



V: Conclusion

I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you with a 10- foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! Some of them are real beauties and it's an experience you'll never forget.

There is no greater experience for a virgin than having his/her virginity taken by a corpse.

Anyways, have fun and if you have any experiences you'd like to share then by all means do! Maybe necrophilia will enter the mainstream because of your efforts.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jimthefiend 01-06-2004 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ani D
syc·o·phant ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sk-fnt, sk-)
n.
A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.


2. To play the sycophant toward; to flatter obsequiously.


n : a person who tries to please someone in order to gain a personal advantage [syn: toady, crawler, lackey]

2. A base parasite; a mean or servile flatterer; especially, a flatterer of princes and great men.

A sycophant will everything admire: Each verse, each sentence, sets his soul on fire. --Dryden.


http://www.kymberlyrenee.com/yes.jpg



stop hotlinking my shit you worthless little bitch.

owned.

Ani D 01-06-2004 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by jimthefiend





stop hotlinking my shit you worthless little bitch.

owned.
Oh, I guess you do understand the concept.

pamphage 01-06-2004 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by jimthefiend





stop hotlinking my shit you worthless little bitch.

owned.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

quiet 01-06-2004 03:19 PM
what a fucking retarded thread.

jimthefiend 01-06-2004 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by pamphage


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

what a fucking noob he is man lolol

BigFish 01-06-2004 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Digipimp


I don't think anyone is saying that dumbass, I know I'm not. Simply no need to bring it public on the first day he's late. We all know he should be paid on time and deserves it since that's the bet that was accepted, but going public with it after one day is a little ridiculous. Had it been a week everyone would have been on his side, however it's not likely Bone would be that late.

:thumbsup
Everyone is saying exactly that. There's excuses that he's in Vegas and that he shouldn't be expected to pay on time because of that. C'mon now, the bet was two days ago!! If he knew he couldn't pay on time because of vegas, then why agree to it??!! What's the point of making "paid by" agreement dates in the first place?? :1orglaugh

Spunky 01-06-2004 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ani D


Bigfish nor I are "noobs".
You are a follower. You have to get behind someone, it's your nature. We understand. No one holds it against you.
Your responses make you both look like clueless idiots.I would stand behind anybody in the same circumstance.
You should learn the differance between respect and ass kissing
Banned morons don't get any from me.:321GFY

nathan_f 01-06-2004 03:26 PM
http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/game...ameINC/TS4.jpg

:)

Ani D 01-06-2004 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by spunky1

Your responses make you both look like clueless idiots.I would stand behind anybody in the same circumstance.
You should learn the differance between respect and ass kissing
Banned morons don't get any from me.:321GFY
anidifranco retired. Get your story straight.

slapass 01-06-2004 03:30 PM
Move along now nothing to see.

umm and if anyone sees Bonprone can you give him my ICQ

166708909

:::slams head against desk, muttering :::

jimthefiend 01-06-2004 03:31 PM
100 whiners

Ani D 01-06-2004 03:32 PM
All pointless beefs with me aside, you ALL know Platinum Lantern is 100% correct and right.

Ani D 01-06-2004 03:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by slapass
Move along now nothing to see.

umm and if anyone sees Bonprone can you give him my ICQ

166708909

:::slams head against desk, muttering :::
Congratulations on being King Sycophant:Kissmy

jimthefiend 01-06-2004 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ani D
All pointless beefs with me aside, you ALL know Platinum Lantern is 100% correct and right.

#1 youre not an adult webmaster
#2 you do no business with ANYONE
#3 youre a fucking troll



you have no reason to be here.
you should just go away and mind your own business

Ani D 01-06-2004 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by jimthefiend



#1 youre not an adult webmaster
#2 you do no business with ANYONE
#3 youre a fucking troll



you have no reason to be here.
you should just go away and mind your own business
You are once again wrong about everything. Your record is stunning.

reynold 01-06-2004 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by BigFish


Everyone is saying exactly that. There's excuses that he's in Vegas and that he shouldn't be expected to pay on time because of that. C'mon now, the bet was two days ago!! If he knew he couldn't pay on time because of vegas, then why agree to it??!! What's the point of making "paid by" agreement dates in the first place?? :1orglaugh
exactly. A gentleman's personal affairs doesn't inflict with business.

"$500 means shit to him"

such arguments mean as much "shit" to me as they do to P.L. Again, ones income is a personal affair

Platinum Lantern 01-06-2004 03:47 PM
Aight..
My final input on this..

First off, I have no affiliation with Platinum Bucks or Adult Platinum, I've been having this nickname since late 2000

I have no personal beef with boneprone, he bets on sports and I also bet on sports.

I made a post (Sunday Evening) before the Nokia Sugar Bowl looking to bet a reputable webmaster, Boneprone replied to me saying that we would take me up on that wager, and also in his reply to me he stated that he wanted to be paid THE VERY NEXT DAY.

I responded to him that I would have to pay him Tuesday morning
He said that was cool..

So I finalized the bet

The bet stated that if LSU won the game he would pay me $500 by Tuesday morning...

I haven't spoken to boneprone since Sunday evening...

Yes I realized he's at the Las Vegas convention...
But what a lot of you aren't realizing IS...

When he first replyed to me he stated that he wanted to be paid the VERY NEXT DAY if I lost the bet...

meaning that he would have taken out time, to go to a western union and pick up the money...

He could have done that, but he's too busy to pay me...
or even get in touch with me about paying me...

Some of you guys are saying..
I should have waited for this and that..
but damn by early Tuesday morning and he hasn't touched base with me about sending the money, was a clear indicator that the payment was not going to be sent on time...

It's bigger than the $500 to me..
You make a bet with somebody that you both agree on
Follow thru with it, This is on Boneprone this ain't on Platinum

After this is said and done I'll still be cool with Boneprone, I'll even give him a chance to win his money back if he wants to

I don't have any hard feelings for him..
but I just felt like I had the right as a man to be paid on time

With all that said the webmaster known as "Slappy" has handled the $500 situation, he paid me via paypal, so now it's between him and Boneprone

A lot of you came into this thread with aspirations of asskissing, by dissing me in attempts to gain kudos with Boneprone, thats cool with me.

Some of you claim that $500 is nothing to you, wow I'm really impressed you guys are some super money makers keep up the good work, just remember you weren't always at the super level of wealth your at now.

I'm out
Platinum Lantern (Taking all bets)

Ani D 01-06-2004 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Platinum Lantern
Aight..
My final input on this..

First off, I have no affiliation with Platinum Bucks or Adult Platinum, I've been having this nickname since late 2000

I have no personal beef with boneprone, he bets on sports and I also bet on sports.

I made a post (Sunday Evening) before the Nokia Sugar Bowl looking to bet a reputable webmaster, Boneprone replied to me saying that we would take me up on that wager, and also in his reply to me he stated that he wanted to be paid THE VERY NEXT DAY.

I responded to him that I would have to pay him Tuesday morning
He said that was cool..

So I finalized the bet

The bet stated that if LSU won the game he would pay me $500 by Tuesday morning...

I haven't spoken to boneprone since Sunday evening...

Yes I realized he's at the Las Vegas convention...
But what a lot of you aren't realizing IS...

When he first replyed to me he stated that he wanted to be paid the VERY NEXT DAY if I lost the bet...

meaning that he would have taken out time, to go to a western union and pick up the money...

He could have done that, but he's too busy to pay me...
or even get in touch with me about paying me...

Some of you guys are saying..
I should have waited for this and that..
but damn by early Tuesday morning and he hasn't touched base with me about sending the money, was a clear indicator that the payment was not going to be sent on time...

It's bigger than the $500 to me..
You make a bet with somebody that you both agree on
Follow thru with it, This is on Boneprone this ain't on Platinum

After this is said and done I'll still be cool with Boneprone, I'll even give him a chance to win his money back if he wants to

I don't have any hard feelings for him..
but I just felt like I had the right as a man to be paid on time

With all that said the webmaster known as "Slappy" has handled the $500 situation, he paid me via paypal, so now it's between him and Boneprone

A lot of you came into this thread with aspirations of asskissing, by dissing me in attempts to gain kudos with Boneprone, thats cool with me.

Some of you claim that $500 is nothing to you, wow I'm really impressed you guys are some super money makers keep up the good work, just remember you weren't always at the super level of wealth your at now.

I'm out
Platinum Lantern (Taking all bets)aren't
You are a real man. :thumbsup

Keep your head up, never become one of THEM.

slapass 01-06-2004 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ani D


Congratulations on being King Sycophant:Kissmy
Nice. Glad to meet you to.

Ani D 01-06-2004 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by slapass


Nice. Glad to meet you to.
Likewise. I count the days until the "I paid Bonprone's $500 debt and he won't pay me back!" thread.

DarkJedi 01-06-2004 05:07 PM
1. Platinum Lantern - SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

2. Anyone with a nick Ani Difranco IS A FUCKING HOMO


That is all.

Ani D 01-06-2004 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJedi
1. Platinum Lantern - SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

2. Anyone with a nick Ani Difranco IS A FUCKING HOMO


That is all.
Clever

doober 01-06-2004 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ani D


Clever
are you AaronM?

i thought he was in vegas

:Graucho


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