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and again 500 bucks isnt shit , and i am very sure that any real webmaster here in this board will tell you that as well ! dick head , and stop ICQINT ME AS WELL i hate to post logs and make you look more like a fool
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another webmaster talking for the sport of it... I'll post our ICQ log (Start OF ICQ LOG) prostock (10:31 AM) : what do you want to do cry to me as well for your cash LOL Platinum Lantern (10:32 AM) : naw.. just wanted to talk to you one on one and explain the situation from my point of view... man to man (END OF ICQ LOG) Wow you really made me look like a fool... I love how you come in after the fact that me and slappy made a deal about the $500 that you would have paid me the $500... Thats bullshit, you know it, I know it and the rest of this board know it... You can't me pay me what you don't have to give.... Step your hate game up
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PLEASE KIDO POST ALL OK prostock (12:28 AM) : what do you want to do cry to me as well for your cash LOL 117-418-150 (12:44 AM) : step your hate game up prostock (12:47 AM) : step to what a cring bitch over 5 bill please 117-418-150 (12:47 AM) : you don't even have $500 prostock (12:48 AM) : ya sure maybe you should check what i have and so on , you are really a fool you know that 117-418-150 (12:48 AM) : your ride dicks and are a cheerleader for the sucessful to get business... prostock (12:49 AM) : i have one site that does that easy a day and you think 500 bucks is shit to me please , i spend that on a whore , or parting or drinking in one nite please bitch take your cheap poor ass else place 117-418-150 (12:50 AM) : I guess your hoping boneprone will by something from you by attacking me 117-418-150 (12:50 AM) : get the fuck outta here with that shit 117-418-150 (12:50 AM) : you talking all that big money shit, but you know you'd want your money 117-418-150 (12:50 AM) : I laugh at you saying you don't care about $500 117-418-150 (12:50 AM) : you know and I know thats a lie prostock (12:51 AM) : you are ether just a fucking fucktard or a fucking punk little bitch boy ether way go wast others time not mine you really think 500 bucks is any kind of cash , really man get a life ok , and 500 isnt shit to me 117-418-150 (12:51 AM) : talk is easy 117-418-150 (12:51 AM) : actions are harder prostock (12:52 AM) : you the one that icq me little boy , get a life BB will be more of a stand up man on his worse day then you will in your whole life
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At that time that was all..
I see your motivation.. you diss me to get Boneprone's attention (A week later) "Yea Boneprone, I really had your back in that thread with platinum" "I'm having a special this week at xxxoutsourcing by the way" Step your hate game up...
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SO wrong ,
One never even talk to BB tho i know who he is , next to see a person come to this board and bitch and cry over 500 bucks just shows what losers we have here ![]()
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Introduction
Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that we do not exist-we most certainly do-as is obvious to anyone who visits a cemetery during our nightly rampages. Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare. In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques, which necrophiliacs use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks! II: Finding a Partner Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to find one, which suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would screw road kill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your chances depend upon where you pick up your date. If you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac. Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be a problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been lying there for too long. Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go along with the sex. Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet. III: Preparation Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away. If you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a shovel, Vaseline and a box of rubbers. Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need more equipment to dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely for a body part to break off while you're having fun and it also prevents your dick from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy. The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should be without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me; it doesn't get any better after the person dies. You can put on more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without protection is just plain stupid unless you want to be the next date for a necrophiliac. If you're in a cemetery try to drag the corpse out of the grave and behind a bush or to another secluded place. Pumping away in the grave may seem more convenient, but it's a severe disadvantage to you if you need to take off in a hurry. Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that case make it fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take it with you for added convenience. Part IV: Techniques So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends upon what kind of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction. There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to "get off of it" if you're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what "kinky sexual practices" you may employ. Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier. If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex. Corpses can also be recycled if treated properly. If you're a proficient embalmer you can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed. That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don't want to be too rough with an embalmed corpse because they are more fragile. One final advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Based upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have to resort to cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a date. Necrophilia is a passion, which is cheaply satisfied. V: Conclusion I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you with a 10- foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! Some of them are real beauties and it's an experience you'll never forget. There is no greater experience for a virgin than having his/her virginity taken by a corpse. Anyways, have fun and if you have any experiences you'd like to share then by all means do! Maybe necrophilia will enter the mainstream because of your efforts. |
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DarkJedi you fuckin amaze me sometimes.
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STR8 BALLIN
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Do someone say something?
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THIS HAS TO BE SAID.. Someobody PLEASE contact Dave and Dan and tell them that this IDIOT dim lantern is making their company look like broke ass, petty, pieces of shit... If this jackass worked for me and had my company name and the beginning of every one of his idiotic posts, i would have him fired, stripped, thrown out the building, and charge his ass for embarasing my company... Hell, id threaten him even.. haha
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Platinum Lantern,
you around? icq me 166708909. lets wrap this up. |
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So now what do I do ... hehe. Shot my mouth off so I need to make good but the guy is gone.
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I will take his $500..you snooze you lose
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Whoever was right in this thread, once agian the unprofessionality of some amongst us has been brought to clear daylight.
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Is that the OFFICIAL thread? 'Cause I only read OFFICIAL threads...
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Platinum Lantern is 100% in the right. The rest of you are hopeless ass kissers.
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A bet's a bet, and I'm sure BP will pay it when he gets back from Vegas.
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This guy works for Platinum Bucks? Pay your employees better guys, they shouldn't be begging for $500 from a friendly bet that they're not even owed yet.
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syc·o·phant ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sk-fnt, sk-)
n. A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people. 2. To play the sycophant toward; to flatter obsequiously. n : a person who tries to please someone in order to gain a personal advantage [syn: toady, crawler, lackey] 2. A base parasite; a mean or servile flatterer; especially, a flatterer of princes and great men. A sycophant will everything admire: Each verse, each sentence, sets his soul on fire. --Dryden. ![]() |
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Look at all these ass kissers, or should i say ass eaters. It was a fair wager between two adults and one lost, but since the loser (boneprone) has the higher post count at GFY, he gets a PASS and the payment can either be indefinately delayed or not paid at all. HAH.
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interesting thread. still no payment yet i assume. i'm pretty sure you will be paid but i see your point as you should have been paid on time. regardless i'm sure you will get your cash.
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Boneprone is respected by alot of people.500 bucks is a drop in the bucket to him.He doesn't hide from a piddly 500 bucks.What would anybody gain from kissing his ass?.He runs a few sites.I don't trade with him and probably most people here don't either. I just think its fucking retarded someone comes on GFY after 2 days when he knows he is in Vegas and crying about a bet and even more pathetic is these fucking Noobs shooting off their ![]()
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what a fucking retarded thread.
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Move along now nothing to see.
umm and if anyone sees Bonprone can you give him my ICQ 166708909 :::slams head against desk, muttering ::: |
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