One of my crazy ideas. Maybe you can help. eBay Sellers Naked Calendar. - GoFuckYourself.com

Axzar · 01-05-2004, 03:19 PM

Hi,

I am Axzar3000 on eBay,
www.ebaydoug.com
www.axzar.com

I have sold over 25,000 items there.

I was reading in the Atlanta Journal Constitution about the local group of folks from Forrest Hills Georgia who did a naked calendar to raise money for their local park.

This got me thinking. What if we got a bunch of eBay Sellers in a Naked Calendar?

All Proceeds to me and my partner (someone here, I hope). We will sell a lot of these tasteful calendars!

I am popular on the eBay forums, and can sell the calendars easily. The problem is that most eBay Board Sellers are well, fugly.

eBay has a Convention in New Orleans in June, I bet we could sell 5000 there, and 5000 more on the net. Autographed Calendars for more. My first investigation is $3.18 each for 10K Calendars and 4.58 for 5K.

My initial thought, before eBay got a hold of me and tried to squash me, was to do it for "the Animals". Screw that, I am just looking for a partner.

I am sick of cats, and Farside and all those crappy calendars and refridgerators are ugly.

Anyway, I am looking for some help finding people to make a Naked Ebay Sellers Calendar. I need 12 Hotties who have sold at least one item (I can take care of that).

Well I guess the real problem is I don't know 15 hotties or know how to shoot them professionally.

I wouldn't mind making a Hot Chicks Naked in the Kitchen Calendar. Mixing, mashing, cleaning the oven, flipping an egg. We can work on that next!

Finally, if there are ladies and hot moms of eBay here, please send pics for evaluation in the Naked ebay Sellers Calendar for Animals, please submit them to hotNakedFemaleeBaySellersCalendarforprofit2005 at axzar dot com or post them here.

Any backers?

Enjoy your day,
Contact me, or just mock me,
Ax

Chris · 01-05-2004, 03:25 PM

was this a joke?

Axzar · 01-05-2004, 03:28 PM

no joke..it it that absurd?

Jer · 01-05-2004, 03:30 PM

Good idea.

Jer · 01-05-2004, 03:32 PM

It will just be hard (take some time) to find hot female ebay sellers that want to pose naked.

playa · 01-05-2004, 03:44 PM

I sell on ebay also,

But i wouldn't be getting naked unless i'm taking a shower or fucking

gornyhuy · 01-05-2004, 04:28 PM

All it takes is 12 "normal looking" amateur models (nothing too glamorous) and spend a week creating ebay seller IDs for them and selling 1 bullshit item each, or even just buying older ebay ids from people who aren't really active (gives more "reality" to the ebay seller profiles)...

You will have to deal with the legalities using eBay's name though, don't think they will let you do it.

Triple 6 · 01-05-2004, 04:38 PM

welcome

- AFN - · 01-05-2004, 05:00 PM

That may be a good idea.

liquidmoe · 01-05-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6
welcome

Fletch XXX · 01-05-2004, 05:05 PM

where do these people come from?

sure make an adult 'eBay' calendar. they bought paypal and stopped adult transaction etc...

man i hope you all end up in jail, some of these ideas sound like a kid who just figured out how to sell lemonade.

Axzar · 01-05-2004, 05:06 PM

The legal aspects could be a wrangle.

VeriSexy · 01-05-2004, 05:08 PM

Naked Ebay sellers?

Axzar · 01-05-2004, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
where do these people come from?

sure make an adult 'eBay' calendar. they bought paypal and stopped adult transaction etc...

man i hope you all end up in jail, some of these ideas sound like a kid who just figured out how to sell lemonade.

I sell pens that look like a turd.

Send your address, I will send you one for free.

SoundMan · 01-05-2004, 10:49 PM

[My first investigation is $3.18 each for 10K Calendars and 4.58 for 5K. ]

Well looks like a lot to risk, i bet your going to use paypal and they will freeze that account and no one will get paid..

to risky plus al the printing charges..and all the mailing.. yuck.

stocktrader23 · 01-05-2004, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
where do these people come from?

sure make an adult 'eBay' calendar. they bought paypal and stopped adult transaction etc...

man i hope you all end up in jail, some of these ideas sound like a kid who just figured out how to sell lemonade.

So are you saying these 15,000 "Girls of McDonalds" nude calanders I have are worthless? That's hard to believe, I think I'll call it satire or something.

Axzar · 01-05-2004, 11:03 PM

I'd bet I'd sell 5000 for Cash $15 each at eBay Live.

Not a shabby return.

pradaboy · 01-06-2004, 01:21 AM

pretty good idea actually

KRL · 01-06-2004, 01:38 AM

And then what will you do for an encore?

Oh yeh, forgot Hef will want them for his "The Girls of eBay" issue.

On a serious note, you've got a good idea there. I think eBay will have a shit fit though if you use their name on an adult product.

Back to the drawing board . . .

foolio · 01-06-2004, 01:45 AM

anybody with "hahahaha" in his sig must be taken very seriously

01-05-2004, 03:19 PM	#1
Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	One of my crazy ideas. Maybe you can help. eBay Sellers Naked Calendar. Hi, I am Axzar3000 on eBay, www.ebaydoug.com www.axzar.com I have sold over 25,000 items there. I was reading in the Atlanta Journal Constitution about the local group of folks from Forrest Hills Georgia who did a naked calendar to raise money for their local park. This got me thinking. What if we got a bunch of eBay Sellers in a Naked Calendar? All Proceeds to me and my partner (someone here, I hope). We will sell a lot of these tasteful calendars! I am popular on the eBay forums, and can sell the calendars easily. The problem is that most eBay Board Sellers are well, fugly. eBay has a Convention in New Orleans in June, I bet we could sell 5000 there, and 5000 more on the net. Autographed Calendars for more. My first investigation is $3.18 each for 10K Calendars and 4.58 for 5K. My initial thought, before eBay got a hold of me and tried to squash me, was to do it for "the Animals". Screw that, I am just looking for a partner. I am sick of cats, and Farside and all those crappy calendars and refridgerators are ugly. Anyway, I am looking for some help finding people to make a Naked Ebay Sellers Calendar. I need 12 Hotties who have sold at least one item (I can take care of that). Well I guess the real problem is I don't know 15 hotties or know how to shoot them professionally. I wouldn't mind making a Hot Chicks Naked in the Kitchen Calendar. Mixing, mashing, cleaning the oven, flipping an egg. We can work on that next! Finally, if there are ladies and hot moms of eBay here, please send pics for evaluation in the Naked ebay Sellers Calendar for Animals, please submit them to hotNakedFemaleeBaySellersCalendarforprofit2005 at axzar dot com or post them here. Any backers? Enjoy your day, Contact me, or just mock me, Ax

01-05-2004, 03:25 PM	#2
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01-05-2004, 03:28 PM	#3
Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	no joke..it it that absurd?

01-05-2004, 03:30 PM	#4
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Good idea.

01-05-2004, 03:32 PM	#5
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	It will just be hard (take some time) to find hot female ebay sellers that want to pose naked.

01-05-2004, 03:44 PM	#6
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	I sell on ebay also, But i wouldn't be getting naked unless i'm taking a shower or fucking

01-05-2004, 05:05 PM	#11
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01-05-2004, 05:06 PM	#12
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01-05-2004, 10:49 PM	#15
SoundMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MidWest Posts: 3,471	[My first investigation is $3.18 each for 10K Calendars and 4.58 for 5K. ] Well looks like a lot to risk, i bet your going to use paypal and they will freeze that account and no one will get paid.. to risky plus al the printing charges..and all the mailing.. yuck.

01-05-2004, 11:03 PM	#17
Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	I'd bet I'd sell 5000 for Cash $15 each at eBay Live. Not a shabby return.

01-06-2004, 01:21 AM	#18
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01-06-2004, 01:38 AM	#19
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	And then what will you do for an encore? Oh yeh, forgot Hef will want them for his "The Girls of eBay" issue. On a serious note, you've got a good idea there. I think eBay will have a shit fit though if you use their name on an adult product. Back to the drawing board . . . __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

01-06-2004, 01:45 AM	#20
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