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market4s · 01-05-2004, 10:50 AM

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which one to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000
and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on
him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
$5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much. Obviously, the man is impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money...
and then, he marries the one with the largest breasts.

xxxoutsourcing · 01-05-2004, 10:52 AM

Weppel · 01-05-2004, 10:55 AM

Stupid guy, i would have gone for 2 girls:

the first one for the sex
the third one as my bookie

smproduction · 01-05-2004, 12:04 PM

The third one is the girl to marry, there are not real options (btw she has the largest breasts too)

Adult Site Traffic · 01-05-2004, 12:07 PM

She who makes the money gets the bed

Ross · 01-05-2004, 12:08 PM

LOL nice. I'd have done the same.

johnbosh · 01-05-2004, 12:10 PM

Nikoleta · 01-05-2004, 12:13 PM

01-05-2004, 10:50 AM	#1
market4s Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Earth.... I think? Posts: 243	$5000.00 to spend... A man is dating three women and wants to decide which one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man is impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... and then, he marries the one with the largest breasts. __________________ DreamerCafe.com

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01-05-2004, 10:55 AM	#3
Weppel Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2,190	Stupid guy, i would have gone for 2 girls: the first one for the sex the third one as my bookie

01-05-2004, 12:08 PM	#6
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	LOL nice. I'd have done the same.

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